Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS?
by oh_sigh on Monday February 28, 2022 @05:27PM
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Not surprising, considering the "guardian" process is called J_EDGAR_HOOVER. Rumor has it it will even drop fake emails in your inbox urging you to kill yourself if your username starts with MLK_
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS?
by nograpes on Monday February 28, 2022 @06:16PM
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Was the MLK_ thing a joke? If not, could you provide a reference?
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS?
by oh_sigh on Monday February 28, 2022 @10:18PM
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Sorry, yes. The J_EDGAR_HOOVER guardian process is actually real, but the MLK_ thing is something I just made up, based on the very real J Edgar Hoover sending Martin Luther King Jr a letter encouraging him to commit suicide.
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS?
by AnotherGoodName on Monday February 28, 2022 @07:35PM
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In case you really did miss it the whole subthread is a joke based on Encom MCP being a fictional OS that tries to kill it's user.
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS?
by nograpes on Monday February 28, 2022 @08:40PM
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I did miss it :). Thanks for letting me into the joke.
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS?
by retrocryptid on Monday February 28, 2022 @08:17PM
(#30507853)
okay. if you can respond about a fictional OS that tries to kill it's user, i can respond with a real song featuring a fictional robot trying to destroy all operating systems
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS?
by tasty_freeze on Monday February 28, 2022 @06:31PM
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Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS?
by tptacek on Monday February 28, 2022 @06:46PM
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They're pretty clearly asking if the email thing is a joke.
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS?
by idlewords on Monday February 28, 2022 @07:06PM
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Email is no joke
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS?
by edgyquant on Monday February 28, 2022 @07:18PM
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Then a source shouldn’t be hard to provide…
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS?
by rosndo on Monday February 28, 2022 @07:53PM
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It’s kind of a sensitive subject. Not worth getting sued over.
https://www.latimes.com/business/hiltzik/la-fi-hiltzik-email...
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS?
by edgyquant on Monday February 28, 2022 @09:28PM
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How is this article relevant?
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS?
by fouc on Monday February 28, 2022 @10:40PM
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"Email is no joke" -> "It’s kind of a sensitive subject."
i.e. someone did sue about email. it's relevant.
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS?
by pjmlp on Monday February 28, 2022 @05:09PM
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Safety first has a price.
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS?
by rbanffy on Monday February 28, 2022 @05:30PM
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You can't hack an OS you can't use.
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS?
by annoyingnoob on Monday February 28, 2022 @05:49PM
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I worked on an HP3000 in the early 90s. It had a software package that changed all of the error messages to resemble IBM360 error messages, just to throw would be attackers off.
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS?
by gnu8 on Monday February 28, 2022 @07:02PM
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Was that package really intended to be a security feature? To me that seems like a low effort way of landing a contract with an over-specific requirement. But security practices used to be way different so that explanation is also plausible.
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS?
by annoyingnoob on Monday February 28, 2022 @11:52PM
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It was one feature of a security package. I honestly don't recall the name. I should clarify that I'm talking about error messages one might see during login. Not system-wide/post-login error messages. Looked like an IBM login but got you into an HP.
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS?
by mgsouth on Monday February 28, 2022 @08:13PM
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What? Was this something on the CSL (Contributed Software Library)? Don't recall anything like that...
Besides... I'd expect something emulating S/3x.
You could alter the system message catalog however you liked... Sounds like something that would happen to Whitman College's system :)
MCP is the most user hostile OS I've ever seen. It may be less intelligent, but shows the same contempt for users as its fictional counterpart.