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Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS? by rbanffy on Monday February 28, 2022 @05:05PM (#30505814)
> Not to be confused with Encom MCP

MCP is the most user hostile OS I've ever seen. It may be less intelligent, but shows the same contempt for users as its fictional counterpart.

Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS? by oh_sigh on Monday February 28, 2022 @05:27PM (#30506035)
Not surprising, considering the "guardian" process is called J_EDGAR_HOOVER. Rumor has it it will even drop fake emails in your inbox urging you to kill yourself if your username starts with MLK_
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS? by nograpes on Monday February 28, 2022 @06:16PM (#30506552)
Was the MLK_ thing a joke? If not, could you provide a reference?
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS? by oh_sigh on Monday February 28, 2022 @10:18PM (#30508965)
Sorry, yes. The J_EDGAR_HOOVER guardian process is actually real, but the MLK_ thing is something I just made up, based on the very real J Edgar Hoover sending Martin Luther King Jr a letter encouraging him to commit suicide.
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS? by AnotherGoodName on Monday February 28, 2022 @07:35PM (#30507425)
In case you really did miss it the whole subthread is a joke based on Encom MCP being a fictional OS that tries to kill it's user.
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS? by nograpes on Monday February 28, 2022 @08:40PM (#30508088)
I did miss it :). Thanks for letting me into the joke.
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS? by retrocryptid on Monday February 28, 2022 @08:17PM (#30507853)
okay. if you can respond about a fictional OS that tries to kill it's user, i can respond with a real song featuring a fictional robot trying to destroy all operating systems

https://youtu.be/1Lb3CNe6k4Q

Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS? by tasty_freeze on Monday February 28, 2022 @06:31PM (#30506710)
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS? by tptacek on Monday February 28, 2022 @06:46PM (#30506881)
They're pretty clearly asking if the email thing is a joke.
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS? by idlewords on Monday February 28, 2022 @07:06PM (#30507100)
Email is no joke
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS? by edgyquant on Monday February 28, 2022 @07:18PM (#30507220)
Then a source shouldn’t be hard to provide…
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS? by rosndo on Monday February 28, 2022 @07:53PM (#30507613)
It’s kind of a sensitive subject. Not worth getting sued over.

https://www.latimes.com/business/hiltzik/la-fi-hiltzik-email...

Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS? by edgyquant on Monday February 28, 2022 @09:28PM (#30508549)
How is this article relevant?
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS? by fouc on Monday February 28, 2022 @10:40PM (#30509149)
"Email is no joke" -> "It’s kind of a sensitive subject."

i.e. someone did sue about email. it's relevant.

Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS? by pjmlp on Monday February 28, 2022 @05:09PM (#30505867)
Safety first has a price.
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS? by rbanffy on Monday February 28, 2022 @05:30PM (#30506062)
You can't hack an OS you can't use.
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS? by annoyingnoob on Monday February 28, 2022 @05:49PM (#30506255)
I worked on an HP3000 in the early 90s. It had a software package that changed all of the error messages to resemble IBM360 error messages, just to throw would be attackers off.
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS? by gnu8 on Monday February 28, 2022 @07:02PM (#30507055)
Was that package really intended to be a security feature? To me that seems like a low effort way of landing a contract with an over-specific requirement. But security practices used to be way different so that explanation is also plausible.
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS? by annoyingnoob on Monday February 28, 2022 @11:52PM (#30509767)
It was one feature of a security package. I honestly don't recall the name. I should clarify that I'm talking about error messages one might see during login. Not system-wide/post-login error messages. Looked like an IBM login but got you into an HP.
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS? by mgsouth on Monday February 28, 2022 @08:13PM (#30507821)
What? Was this something on the CSL (Contributed Software Library)? Don't recall anything like that...

Besides... I'd expect something emulating S/3x.

You could alter the system message catalog however you liked... Sounds like something that would happen to Whitman College's system :)

Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS? by pjmlp on Tuesday March 01, 2022 @01:05AM (#30510242)
If no one could use the OS it wouldn't have survived longer than UNIX, and still be the option to go for high security deployments in some specific workloads.
Re:Ask HN: What is the oldest, still supported OS? by rbanffy on Tuesday March 01, 2022 @06:45AM (#30512969)
I'm joking, of course. You CAN use MCP, if you need to. It won't be a pleasant experience, however. It can sense your fear.