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Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by unmole on Saturday December 18, 2021 @10:51AM (#29605326)
> Langoor monkeys are a fearsome force in India and not to be messed with.

I thought langoors were more friendly towards humans compared to macaques?

Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by tgsovlerkhgsel on Saturday December 18, 2021 @11:36AM (#29605835)
I would expect most animals that still exist to at the very least not be a major threat to humans - because if they are, they tend to cease to exist.
Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by rg111 on Saturday December 18, 2021 @01:00PM (#29606734)
These monkeys are not fatally dangerous if that's what GP is saying.

But they cause heavy and serious nuisance.

Where I live, these monkeys invade gradens, agricultural fields, house rooftops at least 4-5 times a month.

The locals drop anything they do, and chase away these monkeys.

When chased by an adult male human, these monkeys don't fight back and are easily frightened. They don't mess with adult males or groups of humans.

A kid or a lone woman is not safe, though. When faced by them, monkeys gesture retaliation, and that is enough frightening.

An adult male cannot physically take on a monkey. It is impossible. Still they don't attack.

They steal bananas, mangos, guavas- all kinds of fruits, any food item not indoors, and destroy flowers and plants.

Thus, for families depending on these as their source of income have to always remain vigilant to monkey invasions. Common methods include- stone being thrown directly at them intending full harm, pebbles thrown by slingshots, and firecrackers. Banging metal objects loudly also seems to help.

We have mango groves that we lend on a yearly basis. The people who lease them from us establish outposts during the mango season which are always manned by at least one man with ready reinforcement in case of monkey invasion.

For those families not depending financially on tree products are also harmed. They make growing flowering plants difficult. They steal food from outdoors, and not to mention the awfully smelling solid and liquid excretion they leave on your rooftops.

(All rooftops are flat in the plains region, and they are important in our lives.)

By the way, I lost one pomelo (Citrus maxima) to a bunch of monkeys this very afternoon.

Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by throwaway2331 on Saturday December 18, 2021 @03:09PM (#29608058)
> An adult male cannot physically take on a monkey. It is impossible. Still they don't attack.

Are you positive?

A chimpanzee: yes. A guerilla: indubitable. But a monkey?

They seem like medium-sized dogs, that can move around quicker and more freely. They'll bite out your flesh, and perhaps maim you to a semi-serious degree (including infection), but I cannot fathom a monkey seriously killing a grown adult male human being.

These are 20-40lb, very aggressive racoons. If you shock them with anything, they're most likely going to flee for fear of serious injury.

Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by vijaybritto on Saturday December 18, 2021 @03:43PM (#29608336)
> But a monkey?

Oh boy never test this out. They will attack violently and will not spare you. If they have enough numbers or have the pack leader(usually the one with the biggest balls) close by then they will retaliate. I'm from south India and I have seen a lot of grown up men get roughed up by monkeys

Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by 2-718-281-828 on Saturday December 18, 2021 @04:18PM (#29608610)
"roughed up" sounds like getting a beating. but I'd assume they rip your face off and stuff. care to elaborate?
Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by vijaybritto on Saturday December 18, 2021 @11:37PM (#29611366)
Yes they will scratch/bite you a lot. But they'll leave you after a while. They're not extremely violent like predators eating us. They only retaliate
Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by 2-718-281-828 on Sunday December 19, 2021 @11:40AM (#29615363)
so they don't rip your face off - understood
Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by polotics on Saturday December 18, 2021 @04:37PM (#29608769)
A Macaque, maybe 15 kg in weight, has the aggression claws and muscle to take on any non-beefy human and win, not doubt about that.
Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by mattkrause on Saturday December 18, 2021 @08:29PM (#29610510)
Male macaques also have very large canines, and massive jaw muscles to use them. A bite that severs a major blood vessel could end very badly.

They also move a lot more...three-dimensionally than you might imagine, making it hard to predict where they're going.

Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by throwaway2331 on Saturday December 18, 2021 @09:19PM (#29610770)
I've been looking through monkey bites, and they're a lot more tame on human skin than they are on other monkeys.

Macaques have large teeth and strong jaw muscles (as do dogs); but unlike dogs (or say even piranhas), it doesn't look like monkeys rip and tear flesh like canids. Their mouths are a lot like human mouths: incisors in the front, two canines on either side, and a bunch of (pre)molars, indicative of omnivores. The two canines will definitely pierce the skin. The incisors, most likely as well; but the molars are absolutely useless here.

Whereas dogs (and more specifically sharks) have "saw-like" teeth, that combined with strong neck muscles (and a propensity to grab hold, and shake vigorously, as if they're literally sawing away flesh), make them a lot more lethal to most land mammals.

If we include monkey eating habits, I don't see any large mammals on the list (all the mammals they may eat are smaller than them); compare that to the canid family, that will hunt down mammals many times larger than them. I just don't see how the monkey is built to be able to kill a human being.

Granted, it's going to hurt a lot to get bitten by a monkey. But I just don't see how a 40lb mammal can do that much damage. If you can somehow restrain it by the neck, it's basically over for any mammal of that size without claws (or another means of escape) -- which monkeys don't seem to have.

Now, if we're talking a chimpanzee? I'm going to do everything in my power to get out of that situation. But a monkey? A large dog is more of a threat.

Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by stjohnswarts on Saturday December 18, 2021 @10:38PM (#29611095)
That's all well and good until 5 of them jump on you and sink 2 inch canine teeth in you...
Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by throwaway2331 on Sunday December 19, 2021 @12:48AM (#29611706)
I feel after the first few bites, you'd be running on adrenaline.

At that point, I believe it's apt to start elbow-dropping, curb-stomping, and punting monkeys.

If for some unknown reason, 5 monkeys ambushed me on a regular walk, I'm confident I could throw enough of a fuss that'd dissuade them from trying to steal my lunch.

Now 10 monkeys? I don't know. That's a lot of monkeys.

I don't think I'm ever going to encounter 10 monkeys, all set on turning me into tartare.

However, if I were to have my jimmies rustled by 10 monkeys at the same time, I would put it at 2:1 odds that I survive without life-threatening injuries.

Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by mattkrause on Monday December 20, 2021 @02:07PM (#29628706)
I would agree that you could dissuade a few monkeys from taking your sandwich. Animals don't particularly want to fight: even a "victory" could end badly if you live in a world without antibiotics, splints, or indeed any medical care.

On the other hand, if you backed five desperate monkeys into corner so that they think they are fighting for their lives, I think you'd fare much worse. I'd bet "punt attempts" sometimes end with the monkey clinging to your leg instead, chomping away at whatever they can reach (and even the molars can do some damage given the tremendous bite force).

Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by tgsovlerkhgsel on Saturday December 18, 2021 @06:42PM (#29609867)
Win, or injure the human so badly that they won't pick the fight again before the human kills it, assuming the human actually fights to kill?

I have no doubt it's not wise to fight a monkey, but I wouldn't expect it to actually win.

Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by fellellor on Sunday December 19, 2021 @03:03AM (#29612270)
As an adult male, I’d rather not get my flesh bitten off or maimed. So I cannot engage in a fight with any monkey. The only fight that I would rather fight is one in which I have overwhelming odds of winning.
Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by dhosek on Monday December 20, 2021 @01:33AM (#29622060)
Monkey bite your face off
Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by tgsovlerkhgsel on Saturday December 18, 2021 @06:41PM (#29609860)
> An adult male cannot physically take on a monkey.

Really? I would expect that the inevitable injuries aren't worth it, but I'd expect this to be the case on both sides, with the monkey ending up significantly worse off if the human were to actually consider it a fight-to-kill-or-be-killed, not a "make the nuisance go away".

What I don't understand though: If the monkeys are such a nuisance, why are they tolerated? Is there a religious taboo against hurting them? Legal protection? Strict limits on what kind of weapons people can have?

Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by rg111 on Sunday December 19, 2021 @12:05AM (#29611508)
Religious taboo is held by some of the Indians. Not all or even most of them.

A religious granny wouldn't want to kill a monkey, but if her grandson is threatened? Hell yes.

And, yes, they are protected by wildlife conservation laws.

Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by fault1 on Saturday December 18, 2021 @07:35PM (#29610221)
yes, i'd say there is both societal taboo (especially outright culling them rather than just throwing stones at them to chase them away) and legal restrictions: https://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/23/world/asia/fed-by-indians...

I would say that at least in north east india, monkeys didn't seem to be a huge problem. There are langurs everywhere, but they mostly stick to trees or the jungle, or sometimes the outskirts of towns. I think it's probably because they have plenty of places to eat there relative to the more urbanized parts of the country.

Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by RickJWagner on Saturday December 18, 2021 @10:18PM (#29611014)
If slingshots are used, would a pellet gun be effective? They are inexpensive and can be fairly powerful. (Some pellet guns propel metal projectiles at speeds around 1,000 fps, which can be fatal to a human if incredibly well placed.)
Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by rg111 on Sunday December 19, 2021 @12:07AM (#29611522)
Pellet guns would be illegal.

These monkeys are protected by wildlife conservation act.

Some weeks back, some guy poisoned a few pigeons that ate his crops that were being dried in the sun.

Last I heard that the police lodged a criminal case against him.

It was on the newspapers.

Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by cute_boi on Saturday December 18, 2021 @01:21PM (#29606984)
I understand but aren't we to be blame for this? We took their home, we took their shelter and what can they do? And they don't have enough wisdom to know who they should harm and who they shouldn't.

And many of monkey i know here are too friendly but yea after they starts to live with humans they learn to hoodwink people because many thieves are known to use monkey to snatch valuables from tourist by providing bananas as incentives to them.

Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by perl4ever on Saturday December 18, 2021 @08:41PM (#29610570)
There have been articles, probably also threads on HN, about monkeys enslaved and used to harvest crops or something. I don't remember all the details, but they pull out their teeth so they can't bite, and coerce them into working much faster than humans could.
Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by xaedes on Sunday December 19, 2021 @08:28AM (#29613756)
Sounds pretty gruesome. However, the concept of it seems to be ancient. The great Indian epic of Ramayana has a part that tells how they build Adam's / Rama's bridge to Sri Lanka with the "help" of monkeys:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_Monkeys_and_Bears_Bui...

Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by tgsovlerkhgsel on Saturday December 18, 2021 @06:43PM (#29609883)
> We took their home

We are an animal and part of nature too.

> And they don't have enough wisdom to know who they should harm and who they shouldn't.

They seem pretty smart about it tbh. They know what they can get away with and go no further than that.

Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by unmole on Saturday December 18, 2021 @12:51PM (#29606640)
Depends on your definition of major. Mosquitoes still exist despite nearly a million people dying from the diseases they transmit each yaar.

Stray dogs in India are responsible for tens of thousands rabies deaths annually. Yet it's illegal to cull them.

Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by tgsovlerkhgsel on Saturday December 18, 2021 @06:44PM (#29609890)
I'm surprised about the stray dogs.

The mosquitoes are being worked on.

Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by unmole on Sunday December 19, 2021 @02:47AM (#29612198)
> I'm surprised about the stray dogs.

It gets worse. A court recently ruled that Resident Welfare Associations are now legally obligated to feed and look after stray dogs in their neighborhoods.

Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by kamaal on Sunday December 19, 2021 @08:04AM (#29613589)
>>Resident Welfare Associations are now legally obligated to feed and look after stray dogs in their neighborhoods.

The best way to stop stray dog menace, just stop throwing food/organic waste on the streets.

Stray dogs quite literally survive on this, and I remember my childhood stray dogs used to be all pervasive during the days of corner garbage dumps here in Bangalore, now that we have garbage picking up waste from homes in most areas, they are almost non existent in those areas.

Take away their food, they go away.

Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by unmole on Sunday December 19, 2021 @08:24AM (#29613727)
> The best way to stop stray dog menace, just stop throwing food/organic waste on the streets.

I don't know to to respond to this. Garbage has nothing to do with it. There are now organized groups of people who literally drive around, feeding dogs in the streets: https://mylosrescue.com/feeding-initiatives/ In addition, the courts have imposed the obligation on RWAs to feed stray dogs if nobody else is doing so.

Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by caddybox on Sunday December 19, 2021 @04:15AM (#29612511)
A good judgement in my view. Culling dogs isn't the right way to end this. Sterilize them and let them live their lives out.

This is going to be the humane way of ending this menace that will also be culturally acceptable.

Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by unmole on Sunday December 19, 2021 @06:21AM (#29613080)
> A good judgement in my view.

Just so I'm clear: You think it's a good idea to foist the responsibility of feeding and looking after street dogs onto resident welfare associations? Many of which actually want them removed? Their member are being asked to pay up for the privilege of being harassed by dogs.

To quote none other than Mahatma Gandhi on the subject[0]:

> It is a sin, it should be a sin, to feed stray dogs, and we should save numerous dogs if we had legislation making every stray dog liable to be shot. Even if those who feed stray dogs consented to pay a penalty for their misdirected compassion we should be free from the curse of stray dogs. Humanity is a noble attribute of the soul. It is not exhausted with saving a few fish or a few dogs. Such saving may even be sinful. If I have a swarm of ants in my house, the man who proceeds to feed them will be guilty of a sin. For God has provided their grain for the ants, but the man who feeds them might destroy me and my family. The mahajan may feel itself safe and believe that it has saved their lives by dumping dogs near my field, but it will have committed the greater sin of putting my life in danger.

> Sterilize them and let them live their lives out.

Sterilization isn't going to come cheap. This will only end up diverting funds from municipal governments that are already perpetually short on funds.

> This is going to be the humane way of ending this menace that will also be culturally acceptable.

Except that it simply doesn't seem to be working. ABC measures have been going on in large cities for years but from what I can tell, the numbers just keep going up. There's a reason the rest of the civilized world culls strays. This is what India did too until Maneka Gandhi got her grubby paws on the AWBI. There isn't some deep seated cultural opposition to culling, it's the the result of morality pushed by privileged animal lovers. There are an estimated 6 million dog bites in the county each year. Most victims are children from poor families.

0: Section 448, Collected Works of Mahatma Gandhi, Volume 36 https://www.gandhiashramsevagram.org/gandhi-literature/mahat...

Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by olalonde on Saturday December 18, 2021 @04:17PM (#29608602)
As a side note, I've read that polar bears are one of the most fearless animal towards humans because they had so little interactions with us.
Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by pstuart on Sunday December 19, 2021 @02:47AM (#29612196)
And if they knew what we were doing to their environment boy would they be pissed!
Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by pizza on Saturday December 18, 2021 @02:06PM (#29607486)
This world of ours has a tendency to evade equilibria
Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by nomoreusernames on Saturday December 18, 2021 @11:46AM (#29605928)
indian kids throw rocks on dogs and monkeys when walking home from school to let off steam. i've personally seen a dog go after the kids for it. same with monkeys
Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by whatevertrevor on Saturday December 18, 2021 @02:54PM (#29607941)
Yeah I don't think the GP is correct, langoors are more passive and mostly mind their own business (at least in North India). Macaques are a menace everywhere.
Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by FlyingSnake on Saturday December 18, 2021 @11:02AM (#29605450)
As a general rule, animals never attack first. When humans encroach the traditional lands of the animals there are conflicts waiting to happen. Monkeys are smart and usually don’t bother humans, unless it’s a matter of food or threat to their group.

Edit: I'm surprised at the downvotes, isn't human-wildlife conflict in Indian forests well documented?

Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by Retric on Saturday December 18, 2021 @12:14PM (#29606236)
As a general rule that’s true but useless. Humans are relatively large animals that most creatures don’t want to mess with. But a hippo for example isn’t discouraged by this.

Also the deadliest North American wildlife is the deer almost entirely because they’re jumping in front of cars.

Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by hulitu on Saturday December 18, 2021 @02:56PM (#29607956)
As a general rule stray dogs and wolfs in packs will attack humans.
Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by technothrasher on Saturday December 18, 2021 @12:37PM (#29606489)
> Also the deadliest North American wildlife is the deer

Actually, the deadliest North American wildlife is the mosquito.

Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by the_only_law on Saturday December 18, 2021 @01:41PM (#29607203)
Are they particularly deadly in NA? I’m not downplaying the disease spread by mosquitoes, but I would have imagined that they’re significantly deadlier in less developed continents and that then acesss and quality of healthcare would make them less so in North America.
Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by selectodude on Saturday December 18, 2021 @02:11PM (#29607539)
Depends on what you consider North America. Mexico down to Panama still have significant mosquito-borne illness and none of the access and quality of healthcare we enjoy in US/CA.
Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by Retric on Saturday December 18, 2021 @04:51PM (#29608893)
Mexico with a population of 130 Million only had 641 cases of Malaria in 2019, it’s not at great risk from mosquito-born illness. Central American countries are at a significantly higher risk, Panama for example has 4.4 million people and had 1,597 cases of malaria in 2019. Other diseases show similar trends.

Still in terms of total deaths from Mosquito born illness it’s likely lower than most assume.

Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by perl4ever on Saturday December 18, 2021 @08:43PM (#29610581)
Malaria was once endemic in the US, but that was a while ago, right?
Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by Retric on Saturday December 18, 2021 @03:18PM (#29608136)
Personally, I consider Mexico, Canada, and most of America as North America with the Caribbean, and Central America being separated.

I wouldn’t call Malaria etc wildlife, mosquito’s on their own are harmless.

Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by s1artibartfast on Saturday December 18, 2021 @08:44PM (#29610585)
>As a general rule, animals never attack first.

Nonsense. There is a long list of predator species that will opportunistically feed on humans.

As you yourself point out, many other animals that can't eat a human will attack if they feel threatened or competition.

Be careful around all large animals.

Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by fundad on Saturday December 18, 2021 @12:16PM (#29606259)
They big mad if you say humans are killers. The monkeys would do that to any species once threatened.
Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by PicassoCTs on Saturday December 18, 2021 @12:01PM (#29606118)
At least one animal does. Homo sapiens. We are not separate from nature, we are just a extreme of nature.
Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by frosted-flakes on Saturday December 18, 2021 @12:04PM (#29606138)
That's one interpretation of the word "animal". The use above clearly meant non-human animals.
Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by EamonnMR on Saturday December 18, 2021 @12:19PM (#29606280)
More generally, all predators do. We aren't the relentless killing machines that cats are though.
Re:Group of monkeys kill over 250 dogs for 'revenge' in Indi... by formerly_proven on Saturday December 18, 2021 @12:31PM (#29606424)
Most humans actually don't run around attacking stuff.