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Re:Jndi: An irresponsibly bad logging library by laurent92 on Saturday December 11, 2021 @03:40AM (#29519484)
Let’s inventory other such jokes.

Google Annotation Gallery, annotations for things which shouldn’t have been coded: https://code.google.com/archive/p/gag/

VanillaJS, the most used JS library with famous users such as Google, Apache and even the NASA itself. http://vanilla-js.com/

FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition, the correct Java implementation of the interview question: https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris...

Re:Jndi: An irresponsibly bad logging library by maccolgan on Saturday December 11, 2021 @04:06AM (#29519573)
FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition and its issues are fucking gold.
Re:Jndi: An irresponsibly bad logging library by chakkepolja on Saturday December 11, 2021 @04:51AM (#29519764)
Also hello-world.rs
Re:Jndi: An irresponsibly bad logging library by CraigJPerry on Saturday December 11, 2021 @05:15AM (#29519858)
Re:Jndi: An irresponsibly bad logging library by christophilus on Saturday December 11, 2021 @09:06AM (#29520934)
The quotes are excellent. As are the rockets everywhere.

“Because it’s typically typed, rust() catches errors at compile time. [...] Also, it compiles code down to machine learning, allowing for extra efficiency.”