Who needs an ISP, just connect ur own Ethernet to the backhaul. Why even buy an ethernet cable when the spec if an open standard, just make it at home.

> Who needs S3? Host your own files.

You joking but I read this comment way too often on HN.

it's because those who say this underestimate the work required to make any of those services robust and scalable at a click of a button. All they see is the high cost vs the imagined simple implementation.

Just host Ceph in a RPi cluster inside your closet.