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Re:Microsoft’s new Windows prompts try to stop people downlo... by JCWasmx86 on Thursday December 02, 2021 @07:27AM (#29415254)
> “‘I hate saving money,’ said no one ever. Microsoft Edge is the best browser for online shopping.”

This is really cringe

Re:Microsoft’s new Windows prompts try to stop people downlo... by prepend on Thursday December 02, 2021 @08:56AM (#29416113)
I don’t like this new form of writing, I’m not sure what it’s called. It’s not just informal, it’s cringy.

I especially hate funny error messages as they just frustrate me. It’s ok when Reddit has a funny image because they can’t show my video game forum, but it’s infuriating when Microsoft shows a “whoops, what happened” when it just failed to sync the last 30 minutes of my work document.

Re:Microsoft’s new Windows prompts try to stop people downlo... by formerly_proven on Thursday December 02, 2021 @09:16AM (#29416319)
"OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu We made a fucky wucky!! A wittle fucko boingo! The code monkeys at our headquarters are working VEWY HAWD to fix this!"
Re:Microsoft’s new Windows prompts try to stop people downlo... by howdydoo on Thursday December 02, 2021 @09:50AM (#29416816)
From what I've seen of Edge, it should be the project managers working vewy hawd to fix things, not the developers.
Re:Microsoft’s new Windows prompts try to stop people downlo... by Spivak on Thursday December 02, 2021 @09:45AM (#29416733)
At least this tone accurately conveys the seriousness of the average dev team and is more fun than “this error has been sent to an unmonitored Slack channel, if you want to scream into the void here’s a link to our community forums.”
Re:Microsoft’s new Windows prompts try to stop people downlo... by prepend on Thursday December 02, 2021 @10:10AM (#29417064)
I would rather have a message of “we piped this error to /dev/null and will ignore it until someone important manually brings it to our attention” than whatever this is.

I also don’t think it reflects the dev team tone as it seems so fake fun and probably means the dev team is in terror of saying the wrong thing. I’d rather see the localization resource bundle value than whatever this is.

It’s about as honest as the Costco greeter in Idiocracy saying “Welcome…I love you.”

Re:Microsoft’s new Windows prompts try to stop people downlo... by 1_player on Thursday December 02, 2021 @01:47PM (#29420558)
Oh shit, corporate Twitter is going to adopt this kind of meme language in 5 years or so. Not even Idiocracy went that far.
Re:Microsoft’s new Windows prompts try to stop people downlo... by dgellow on Thursday December 02, 2021 @09:32AM (#29416564)
I call it “fellow kids writing“. It feels really patronizing when used in a serious context.

On the opposite, I started using Discord recently and they manage their funny tone very well, but it is used consistently through the application. And it stays informative.

Re:Microsoft’s new Windows prompts try to stop people downlo... by throwaway4220 on Thursday December 02, 2021 @09:09AM (#29416242)
Maybe it's a generation gap, but I've seen this in other places. I got a text message from my student loan servicer - It "needs 2know if U wish 2stay in Autopay". I thought it was spam, but it's real. Do Gen Zers really think this is okay, or am I getting too old
Re:Microsoft’s new Windows prompts try to stop people downlo... by NobodyNada on Thursday December 02, 2021 @08:50PM (#29425667)
> Do Gen Zers really think this is okay

No, we don't think this is OK. It looks ridiculous.

Remember that "textspeak" is just shorthand used to save keystrokes. I haven't seen anyone unironically use "2" instead of "to" since the days of flip phones -- on a smartphone keyboard, it's harder to type the number 2 than the word "to" because you have to switch to the numeral keyboard and then back.

Writing "u" instead of "you" is less common than it used to be, though some people still do it sometimes. But capitalizing the U is absurd -- remember, the whole point of shorthand is to save a small number of keystrokes, so you wouldn't waste keystrokes on unnecessary capitalization.

Any kind of shorthand like this looks ridiculous and out-of-place in a professional context, like a text message from a corporation. It signifies that you don't care enough to type out the whole message, which comes across as relaxed and casual between friends but as lazy and unprofessional in a form letter.

If I received a message liked this, I would immediately think it was written by some middle-aged manager who is trying to be "cool" and "relate to the kids." But a poor imitation of low-effort texting shorthand doesn't come across as "cool" at all; it's just silly and disrespectful. It gives the distinct impression that the whoever wrote the message thinks of me as "just a kid" rather than a normal, adult peer; as if I don't deserve the dignity of a normal, professional message.

Re:Microsoft’s new Windows prompts try to stop people downlo... by pseudalopex on Thursday December 02, 2021 @09:20AM (#29416397)
Would the words have been over 160 characters?
Re:Microsoft’s new Windows prompts try to stop people downlo... by howdydoo on Thursday December 02, 2021 @09:47AM (#29416774)
The 160 character limit is an ancient relic of 2008 (unlike Chrome)
Re:Microsoft’s new Windows prompts try to stop people downlo... by f0rmatfunction on Thursday December 02, 2021 @10:24AM (#29417222)
The 160 limit per message segment is absolutely still a thing, but when you receive a message >160 characters your phone stitches the segments back together for you so you don't notice.

Why this matters: SMS delivery is usually priced per message segment. Going over the 160 limit ~doubles the cost to deliver the text.

(Source: I am the CEO of a company which sends millions of text messages and avoiding 2 segment messages saves us thousands each month!)

All that said, the text from the above commenter's loan servicer is unprofessional nonsense regardless of its length.

Re:Microsoft’s new Windows prompts try to stop people downlo... by LeifCarrotson on Thursday December 02, 2021 @01:29PM (#29420237)
> I am the CEO of a company which sends millions of text messages and avoiding 2 segment messages saves us thousands each month!

How much is each customer worth to you?

Which is worse for your business - all your customers getting a cringey needs 2know if U wish 2stay in Autopay text and thinking that your entire business is unprofessional, or spending an extra $0.001 per customer per month to send them a message that reads F0rmatFunction can automatically pay your bill each month, but we need your approval. Change your mind? Cancellation is easy, just text "No" to this number. Respond "OK" to enable auto-pay! I'd rather get the latter for sure!

Sure, it's good to let those generating the messages know where the threshold is. Concise communication is best, sometimes you can be equally professional and just pick a different synonym or structure, and save the company some money. But sacrificing quality of a $20/mo service to save $0.001 per customer seems unwise, even if it adds up to a thousand-dollar bill.

Re:Microsoft’s new Windows prompts try to stop people downlo... by willcipriano on Thursday December 02, 2021 @08:51PM (#29425677)
You are a executive, you could work really hard and find new lines of business, talk to customers and understand their needs to craft better offerings, or find another firm to form a strategic partnership with. But you won't, you'll just say "Start using 2day in the text messages, we will save 500k a year!" and move on to a new company in 18 months.
Re:Microsoft’s new Windows prompts try to stop people downlo... by jdmichal on Thursday December 02, 2021 @10:43AM (#29417512)
I'm pretty sure that longer messages still generate multiple "packets" or whatever you want to call them on the backend. Which is important if you're paying per packet. It's just that every modern phone knows how to collect and stitch them together into a single displayed message. That's why phones still display the number of messages being generated when you type in longer ones. For instance, mine starts showing "10/1", then after another character "9/1", eventually to "0/1" and then "145/2".
Re:Microsoft’s new Windows prompts try to stop people downlo... by pseudalopex on Thursday December 02, 2021 @10:29AM (#29417289)
Some providers didn't support concatenated SMS until mid 2010s at least. Lots of software in financial institutions is old. And providers charge more for concatenated SMS still.
Re:Microsoft’s new Windows prompts try to stop people downlo... by arbitrage on Thursday December 02, 2021 @10:38AM (#29417448)
gen Zers know it's stupid, but have the ability to cope with reality and just go on with their business, instead of obstinately pretending to be 'baffled' by something that's been in common usage for twenty years, then complainging about it on the internet.

you're thinking really hard about paying your student loans now, so it worked. who doesn't understand what's going on? doesn't sound like it's your loan-servicer, to me.

Re:Microsoft’s new Windows prompts try to stop people downlo... by throwaway4220 on Thursday December 02, 2021 @11:20AM (#29418135)
No I really thought it was spam!
Re:Microsoft’s new Windows prompts try to stop people downlo... by bityard on Thursday December 02, 2021 @09:44AM (#29416723)
> I’m not sure what it’s called.

I call it "meme speak". It's the style of writing used on meme image captions or in tweets designed to generate the most number of shares and "likes".

Re:Microsoft’s new Windows prompts try to stop people downlo... by marginalia_nu on Thursday December 02, 2021 @12:16PM (#29419099)
It sounds like a 2010 rage comic. Only thing missing is that guy eating cereal.
Re:Microsoft’s new Windows prompts try to stop people downlo... by boomboomsubban on Thursday December 02, 2021 @09:27AM (#29416495)
Microsoft has been doing that for years, the blue screen of death contained an emoticon starting around Windows 7.
Re:Microsoft’s new Windows prompts try to stop people downlo... by arbitrage on Thursday December 02, 2021 @10:43AM (#29417510)
following in sad mac's footsteps ... decades after.
Re:Microsoft’s new Windows prompts try to stop people downlo... by Quarrelsome on Thursday December 02, 2021 @10:10AM (#29417066)
It sounds like the sales prompt I was forced to use in my telesales job in 2003.