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Re:Waymo will start testing self-driving cars in New York City by ep103 on Wednesday November 03, 2021 @02:29PM (#29098541)
So honest question, when I'm stuck behind one of these fucking things refusing to take a turn correctly, because it means crossing the white line, what do I do?

With a human driver, I can blare the horn, or, god forbid, get out of the car to talk to them.

But with a driverless car, what do I do? Honk at an empty vehicle that literally has no ears?

Re:Waymo will start testing self-driving cars in New York City by bobbylarrybobby on Wednesday November 03, 2021 @03:38PM (#29099306)
I love the idea that driverless cars might lower the amount of honking by reducing the number of people who can respond to a honk
Re:Waymo will start testing self-driving cars in New York City by jrockway on Wednesday November 03, 2021 @04:22PM (#29099779)
Someday I'm going to run for mayor of New York City to institute exactly one policy change. I'll add horn detectors to all traffic lights, and every time it hears a honk, it will make the light stay red for an additional 10 seconds.

Yes, I know that I will be brutally murdered on my second day in office.

Re:Waymo will start testing self-driving cars in New York City by steelframe on Wednesday November 03, 2021 @11:26PM (#29103399)
I'd give it a matter of hours before the city is inundated with trolls walking and biking around with portable air horns.
Re:Waymo will start testing self-driving cars in New York City by omnicognate on Wednesday November 03, 2021 @07:11PM (#29101721)
You've got my vote.
Re:Waymo will start testing self-driving cars in New York City by windowsrookie on Wednesday November 03, 2021 @02:42PM (#29098692)
Why are you so angry?
Re:Waymo will start testing self-driving cars in New York City by knowfilter on Wednesday November 03, 2021 @02:45PM (#29098739)
Presumably because they have to drive a car in downtown Brooklyn occasionally

This Brooklyn Intersection Is The Worst In The State, Study Finds

https://patch.com/new-york/parkslope/brooklyn-intersection-w...

Re:Waymo will start testing self-driving cars in New York City by MisterTea on Wednesday November 03, 2021 @03:37PM (#29099294)
If you were born in NYC like me you develop a deep seeded hatred for the human race.
Re:Waymo will start testing self-driving cars in New York City by Kye on Wednesday November 03, 2021 @03:54PM (#29099492)
This would explain all the NYT and Bloomberg articles trying to start fights between different demographics, and the weird aggrieved fixation on the closure of little shops in NYC only known to people on a single street in NYC that wouldn't warrant an international feature anywhere else.
Re:Waymo will start testing self-driving cars in New York City by afavour on Wednesday November 03, 2021 @05:47PM (#29100738)
Edit: deleted (sigh, this site)
Re:Waymo will start testing self-driving cars in New York City by Kye on Wednesday November 03, 2021 @06:13PM (#29101071)
>> "Be kind. Don't be snarky. Have curious conversation; don't cross-examine. Please don't fulminate. Please don't sneer, including at the rest of the community."

>> "Please respond to the strongest plausible interpretation of what someone says, not a weaker one that's easier to criticize. Assume good faith."

I am, of course, talking about the occasional article that makes noise outside NYC. I'm nowhere near NYC. I have never really noticed which "section" a story in the NYT or Bloomberg is in when it finds its way to me. If it had stayed local, I obviously wouldn't have anything to say about it since I never would have seen it.

That was not a rant, much less one about "the media." That was a gentle rib at New York City media's tendency to self-aggrandize and spill outside in a way that isn't self-aware. I buy all my camera and computer stuff from a little corner shop in NYC and wouldn't mind visiting some day, so this is all in good fun.

Re:Waymo will start testing self-driving cars in New York City by romwell on Wednesday November 03, 2021 @02:47PM (#29098756)
Because for New Yorkers, the light in the end of the tunnel is... New Jersey.
Re:Waymo will start testing self-driving cars in New York City by wolverine876 on Thursday November 04, 2021 @04:04AM (#29104515)
That's not anger, that's just how New Yorkers talk. Get the ideas and emotions out front, no time for a chit-chat warmup. I love NY. (Truly, I don't hear anger when I read it.)
Re:Waymo will start testing self-driving cars in New York City by emkoemko on Wednesday November 03, 2021 @03:53PM (#29099482)
Jesus you shouldn't be driving a car if you are that angry
Re:Waymo will start testing self-driving cars in New York City by romwell on Wednesday November 03, 2021 @02:46PM (#29098742)
You stare angrily at the passenger until they unlock the door and let you drive the damn thing through the intersection :D
Re:Waymo will start testing self-driving cars in New York City by xmprt on Wednesday November 03, 2021 @05:12PM (#29100333)
Do the same thing. There's still a human behind the wheels.
Re:Waymo will start testing self-driving cars in New York City by da39a3ee on Wednesday November 03, 2021 @06:02PM (#29100932)
You sound like a complete dick when you are behind the wheel. Please consider stopping driving. Your role as a driver isn't to correct other people's driving; it's to get you and your passengers somewhere safely, while keeping all other road users safe.