[0]https://www.amazon.com/Silent-Tracks-Various-Useful-Lengths/... (Highly recommend the Stadium Remix)
Let us return to those thrilling days of yesteryear when a firm named "Prenda Law" was still a going concern:
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/copyright-troll-john-st...
It would certainly be a juicy story for a government agency to stray down this path!
I have never understood why anyone viewed what happened to Prenda as a victory against copyright trolling. Prenda was a group that engaged in blatant, abusive copyright trolling, yes. And the official opinion of the legal system is that that was fine, and other people should keep doing it.
I imagine the legal fallout from this would be very bad for the police department itself. Communications about this scheme would be public records.
I tried doing something similar a while back, I made tracks with white/brown/pink noise to stream while you study or sleep called DonateYourStreams, with all the money going to nonprofits like Watsi & charity:water. Unfortunately DistroKid thought that was a ToS violation and disabled my account.
I can see this all happening and more, but wow the mental gymnastics.
They could just say that John Cage's 4'33" is playing in the background[1]. :P
A bigger hurdle for the police department is the 1st amendment suits a systemized program would attract.
Fair Use is an affirmative defence against copyright infringeement. That is, its effective power is used in a court of law as an argument in defence against a criminal or civil copyright complaint.
TL;DR: Present policy says "F-U" to Fair Use.
1. Record an album
2. Copyright the music and get it to all the social medias for automatic DCMA goodness
3. Play the album in all precincts, courthouses, squad cards, prisons, public offices, social disturbances-- like background Musak- or Waffle House music. Hell if they make it corny enough, maybe people will play it for the police. For the lulz.
4. Contract out a third party to pursue DCMA takedowns of anything left behind
5. Use the National Intellectual Property Rights Coordination Center task force for special abusers
Ok-- got a little carried away, but there's still a lot of potential here.