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Re:Tesla Announces a Humanoid Robot “Tesla Bot” by arriu on Thursday August 19, 2021 @11:52PM (#28242362)
Lots of negative comments here.

Can someone actually comment on whether this is even remotely possible today? Or is this more than a decade away?

Re:Tesla Announces a Humanoid Robot “Tesla Bot” by ksec on Thursday August 19, 2021 @11:55PM (#28242387)
The answer to your question depends on whether you think level 5 autonomous vehicles is remotely possibly today or if it is a decade away.
Re:Tesla Announces a Humanoid Robot “Tesla Bot” by greenbeans1991 on Friday August 20, 2021 @12:05AM (#28242447)
hmm kinda there can be more randomness and chaos in driving. Depends on the initial application for the Tesla bot
Re:Tesla Announces a Humanoid Robot “Tesla Bot” by stingrae on Friday August 20, 2021 @12:17AM (#28242524)
you can look at the latest boston dynamics demos to see what the cutting edge in humanoid robots is. This form factor, with a working prototype, shown in the next year is absurd.
Re:Tesla Announces a Humanoid Robot “Tesla Bot” by bserge on Friday August 20, 2021 @03:57AM (#28243741)
Or it's doable precisely because BD have done the legwork (heh). Just make it different enough or deal with the lawsuits later.
Re:Tesla Announces a Humanoid Robot “Tesla Bot” by loceng on Friday August 20, 2021 @12:00AM (#28242424)
Have you seen the Boston Dynanics videos? If Tesla can do even minor improvement, say with how they do the joints or packaging it better - deciding different constraints to use as guidelines - then it doesn't seem too far fetched; price point will be another factor.
Re:Tesla Announces a Humanoid Robot “Tesla Bot” by nacs on Friday August 20, 2021 @12:25AM (#28242571)
Except Boston Dynamics is a large well-funded, dedicated operation with probably the best robotics people money can buy. Also, they've been it for years and even then their top end humanoid stuff is still super bulky compared to what Elon showed today in their concept.

Also considering Tesla use all 3rd-party assembly-arms in their factories to build their cars, I'm having trouble seeing Tesla shipping anything this sleek and compact to a consumer market..

Re:Tesla Announces a Humanoid Robot “Tesla Bot” by smabie on Friday August 20, 2021 @01:00AM (#28242777)
Boston robotics is valued at 1.1bn. That's nothing. Musk could easily buy them from Hyundai without even thinking about it.
Re:Tesla Announces a Humanoid Robot “Tesla Bot” by loriverkutya on Friday August 20, 2021 @03:36AM (#28243607)
If they are happy to sell it.
Re:Tesla Announces a Humanoid Robot “Tesla Bot” by loceng on Friday August 20, 2021 @06:28AM (#28244557)
My guess is he probably figured it'd be cheaper to spend the money on development, especially since it'll be a redevelopment from the ground up following different design-engineering principles as new constraints; including designed to be mass produced which BD robots don't seem streamlined for and are arguably overkill for general use (and not needing to handle heavy loads nor do parkour etc).
Re:Tesla Announces a Humanoid Robot “Tesla Bot” by nyxtom on Friday August 20, 2021 @12:18AM (#28242534)
Boston Dynamics is one example, but there are loads of examples in manufacturing where the conditions are very tough for people to work on certain types of labor. This is to the point where at times you may have seen references to exoskelatons or specialized equipment to help with repetitive tasks during welding/bolting in a manufacture line that a large robotic arm can't do. A humanoid on the other hand...
Re:Tesla Announces a Humanoid Robot “Tesla Bot” by rpmisms on Thursday August 19, 2021 @11:55PM (#28242384)
Probably not today, but Elon has a Jobs-level Reality Distortion Field. It'll happen.
Re:Tesla Announces a Humanoid Robot “Tesla Bot” by adabae on Thursday August 19, 2021 @11:56PM (#28242393)
What do you mean, the robot or FSD?
Re:Tesla Announces a Humanoid Robot “Tesla Bot” by adabae on Thursday August 19, 2021 @11:58PM (#28242411)
The robot clearly not. And FSD yes, but they need to recognize the system will never be level 5. Basically as a company you don't want to be responsible of system failures.