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Re:Chime has been suddenly closing accounts, not returning c... by axaxs on Tuesday July 06, 2021 @04:50PM (#27754047)
I don't see how anyone can take Chime seriously.

I have a habit of checking out most new free banking apps, looking for the best deals, UI, security, etc.

Chime immediately started sending my phone notifications with tons of emojis in them. It felt completely childish and I couldn't believe this was a legitimate company that people would put tons of money into.

Re:Chime has been suddenly closing accounts, not returning c... by mkmk on Tuesday July 06, 2021 @04:57PM (#27754135)
Isn’t that just a generational thing? Presumably this is an intentional communication choice designed to appeal to younger users. So, even though it doesn’t match your own preferred communication style, it could actually be seen as a sign of competence in knowing one’s target market and how to best reach them.
Re:Chime has been suddenly closing accounts, not returning c... by hndirect on Tuesday July 06, 2021 @06:41PM (#27755290)
It's the "How Do You Do Fellow Kids?" meme come to life.
Re:Chime has been suddenly closing accounts, not returning c... by ericlewis on Tuesday July 06, 2021 @05:58PM (#27754902)
that was indeed our theory too
Re:Chime has been suddenly closing accounts, not returning c... by sp332 on Tuesday July 06, 2021 @04:55PM (#27754113)
I used a (now-defunct) app called Penny and it did this. The app was very useful for budgeting so I just had to look past the emojis.
Re:Chime has been suddenly closing accounts, not returning c... by ericlewis on Tuesday July 06, 2021 @04:57PM (#27754142)
people weirdly enough really enjoy those, but marketing has gotten out of hand lately.
Re:Chime has been suddenly closing accounts, not returning c... by TillE on Tuesday July 06, 2021 @05:11PM (#27754294)
Do they? I mean, even if that's how someone talks to their friends, from some faceless company's mass communication it's at best inauthentic and try-hard.
Re:Chime has been suddenly closing accounts, not returning c... by willcipriano on Tuesday July 06, 2021 @05:22PM (#27754441)
I am really looking for a Jeeves[0] like demeanor when you have thousands of my dollars. "Yes sir, right away sir." not "Sure bro ;) *eggplant emoji*"

[0]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeeves_and_Wooster

Re:Chime has been suddenly closing accounts, not returning c... by bazzargh on Tuesday July 06, 2021 @05:55PM (#27754861)
Except Jeeves would add "...but is sir sure that investing such a large sum in Cousin Eddie's racehorse is wise? You will recall his "sure thing" at the parish tombola."

And then later when you lose your shirt, you'd find he'd not actually bet on the horse you asked for, because he'd spoken to Captain Aykroyd's man who'd explained that the fix was in, Greased Lightning had had a plate of porridge to slow him down for breakfast; he'd instead put it all on Dreadnought at 8 to 1, which had won by a length.

You know come to think of it that's exactly who I want managing my finances.

Re:Chime has been suddenly closing accounts, not returning c... by ericlewis on Tuesday July 06, 2021 @05:19PM (#27754404)
when they were smaller it was more endearing, I agree now that it is too much.

edit: and disingenuous at best

Re:Chime has been suddenly closing accounts, not returning c... by jklm on Tuesday July 06, 2021 @09:46PM (#27756468)
One working theory is that emojis increase conversion, retention, etc. [1]

That being said, the reality likely depends on your product and audience.

[1] https://www.leanplum.com/blog/powering-engagement-with-emoji...

Re:Chime has been suddenly closing accounts, not returning c... by axaxs on Wednesday July 07, 2021 @12:02AM (#27757217)
My immediate first thought is...are emoji loving folks worth keeping?

Not meant as an insult. But if your retention rate is up 50% with 18 year olds, and down 25% with 30+ers, is that good?

My hangup is that it's a bank. As another so eloquently described, I prefer an ultra professional appearance. Money is important, and banking is ultra regulated. I want to feel they are on top of everything.

Pizza places all started using emojis in communications to me. And that's ok, it's just pizza.

But I don't want my doctor sending me an email with a crab and a skull.

Re:Chime has been suddenly closing accounts, not returning c... by __david__ on Tuesday July 06, 2021 @06:05PM (#27754958)
That seems like an incredibly petty thing to be bothered by. I really hate the idea that companies have to act in some fake capital P Professional way for people to take them seriously. I really don't care if my bank (or whatever) wants to exude personality. It just means they don't have some boring, gatekeeping PR flack in charge…