At a minimum, I’d expect a similar design aesthetic, rather than obtrusive JS, email harvesting, and a need for a tailored marketing cookie warning.

I consider myself fairly young (only a few years out of college), and I'd definitely expect the same or very similar design.

It's not just you. I must be old too.

We need to own this and say HN design is far superior vast majority of web design out there. It has nothing to do with us getting old and it only gives excuses to people to not be inspired by it.

You're right. It's really as simple as labeling buttons. The information you want is clear and concise with no distractions and no fluff.

Damn. You’re right...

Does the back button in the iOS app eventually float off the screen and become unusable? If so, I’m in.

Stochastic UI/UX is all the rage nowadays

That is such a great term. Instantly communicates what you’re talking about and how frustrating it is.

Yoink, I’ll definitely be borrowing that. Thanks!

Coming from Android... You guys still have back buttons? I just swipe from the edge of my screen to go forward/back from anywhere

I think iOS has the forward/back gestures too.

At a minimum I'd hope for a copy plus fixing the issues.

But I like seeing it tailored a little more towards the target audience.