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Re:The Eruption of Krakatoa in 1883 by layoutIfNeeded on Monday January 25, 2021 @07:40AM (#25902462)
>Summer temperatures in the northern hemisphere fell by an average of 0.4 °C (0.72 °F) in the year following the eruption.

Hmm... This could be useful for fighting climate change! What if we artificially triggered an eruption in the Yellowstone caldera? Maybe a few hydrogen bombs at the right locations could weaken the crust enough to trigger a huge eruption, which would lower global temperatures for a few years.

Re:The Eruption of Krakatoa in 1883 by willis936 on Monday January 25, 2021 @08:16AM (#25902758)
Or we could have the same effect without any direct terrestrial detestation or massively expensive projects.

https://news.mit.edu/2020/reflecting-sunlight-cool-planet-st...

Even then it’s incredibly risky and a bulletproof scientific model is needed to understand exactly what would happen before anything large scale is done.

Re:The Eruption of Krakatoa in 1883 by JasonFruit on Monday January 25, 2021 @08:43AM (#25902992)
> a bulletproof scientific model is needed to understand exactly what would happen

You see, that's exactly the kind of thing we keep telling mad scientists, but they're always saying, "Ze model is bulletproof. Vatch!". And then, foom it goes again.

Re:The Eruption of Krakatoa in 1883 by ChrisMarshallNY on Monday January 25, 2021 @08:06AM (#25902674)
...and raise local temperatures, just a bit...
Re:The Eruption of Krakatoa in 1883 by mlN90 on Monday January 25, 2021 @10:39AM (#25904405)
Yeah but if im nearby we'll raise the global IQ by a lot. Im super dumb.
Re:The Eruption of Krakatoa in 1883 by cobbzilla on Monday January 25, 2021 @08:26AM (#25902848)
No no no.

I’m picturing an evil Emeril Lagasse: “this holocene mass extinction thing... let’s kick it up a notch!”