They must be a project manager.

I, perhaps appropriately, improperly calculated their threshold for humor.

No, he did't deliver the joke fast enough.

And neither did he create a jira story for delivering the joke in the sprint!!!

Project managers wouldn't read the story anyway, they cough up the headline and maybe a few lines of text and expect the team to fill in the blanks during multiple refinement meetings.

Adding another layer of indirection:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25866318

This is the comment that made me laugh, well done!

I’m a project manager and find it hilarious! But i’ve also been technical.

So you are not "project manager", but "competent project manager", which is something completely different :)

I’ve never met one of them in the wild. A rare thing indeed.

They're actually more common than engineers with understanding of project management or the concerns that they quite reasonably have. And they're way more valuable than a zug-zug eng.

I say this as a pure engineer who has been a lead many times but never a PM.

I bet a product manager would be more kind