In a world where console owners do not call themselves gamers but are regular people who like to play a game from time to time

I think those people will end up buying the cheaper, but much higher margin PlayStation 5 Slim a year later.

I’ve also heard some speculation that the curvy shape is specifically designed to keep people from impeding cooling by stacking things on top of it.

The time difference between regular and slim consoles being released has been pretty much spot on 3 years for all consoles, on all generations going back 20 years. If Sony releases a slim PS5 "a year later" that would be unprecedented.

I very much doubt that those are the people who are going to be buying PS5s this holiday season.

They are, if they have a job. Not being sarcastic, it's just that 500 euros/ dollars is an ok amount for a piece of entertainment that will last a few years, so they will buy it now even if they are not playing all day long.

I think not because they're going to be hard to find and casual players aren't going to F5 the page all day trying to get one.

Your average "gamer" according to the industry's own statistics is a 25-29 male, owns one of the consoles, and buys exactly 3 games a year - Fifa, CoD, and one other action game. Maybe 4 if it's a good year. It's definitely not your stereotypical "gamer" type buying RGB everything - so yeah, I would guarantee that this kind of average gamer does not care about their "gear" being attention grabbing.

Again, I don't think this is the person going out of their way to get scarce launch units.

I’m not sure how scarcity during launch is relevant to this particular discussion. The design of the console, which was the original issue discussed here, will be the same whenever the console becomes widely available.

On the other hand I agree that looks won’t be the deciding factor for any potential buyer - casual or not.

>what planet are you guys on

Not really a planet, but a stage in life called marriage.

There are certain part of the world where Playstation has to be disguised as a new super fast WiFi Router called Plash Speed ( PS ).

It only got really bad once computer building went to YouTube