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Re:Fatal brain-eating microbe found in Lake Jackson, Texas w... by userbinator on Sunday September 27, 2020 @04:37AM (#24605152)
Authorities in Lake Jackson later said that people could begin using the water, but must boil it before drinking it.

The CDC says people cannot get infected by swallowing contaminated water

Those two statements seem to contradict each other.

Re:Fatal brain-eating microbe found in Lake Jackson, Texas w... by frostburg on Sunday September 27, 2020 @04:48AM (#24605197)
The water needs to enter the nose, but given the design of our throat it's a good idea to boil it anyway.
Re:Fatal brain-eating microbe found in Lake Jackson, Texas w... by toyg on Sunday September 27, 2020 @06:17AM (#24605583)
The fact that an air intake borders our brain is a massive security weakness in our "intelligent" design (the quotes are for sarcasm). It's like allowing HTTP calls from your webservers to be routed, in some circumstances, to your not-firewalled, not-SSL, not-password-protected database. Like building a massive bank vault with all sorts of protective layers, then adding a small unlocked door that opens on the street.

I just hate that the smallest sinus infection can affect my overall system by producing massive headaches, or that these mofo organisms can just trek up my nose and feast on my brain cells. Clearly the Earth atmosphere is just too welcoming; selection on this trait was never forced, and here we are.

The minute we start making cyborg augmentations to improve filtering of our air ducts, I'll be the first in line.

Re:Fatal brain-eating microbe found in Lake Jackson, Texas w... by phkahler on Sunday September 27, 2020 @07:02AM (#24605756)
The sense of smell is ancient and has served animals well since forever. That's why the close coupling. The olfactory bulb is like a part of the brain in the nasal cavity.

Your eyes are actually an outgrowth of your brain and they're exposed right out in front. The eyes have their own extra defenses though.

Re:Fatal brain-eating microbe found in Lake Jackson, Texas w... by toyg on Sunday September 27, 2020 @10:20AM (#24606816)
Good point.

Still, we have highly-effective sensors in other parts of our bodies, further away from the brain, and surely we could drop that check somewhere else. At least when it comes to eyes, one can make the argument that they should enable split-second reactions to run from that predator as soon as you spot it, so they should be as close as possible to the mainframe... whereas nobody is going to die if they can only smell wolf poo a second later.

Re:Fatal brain-eating microbe found in Lake Jackson, Texas w... by ultrarunner on Sunday September 27, 2020 @04:22PM (#24609872)
Seems like smelling something toxic a second before consuming it would be useful as well.
Re:Fatal brain-eating microbe found in Lake Jackson, Texas w... by jniedrauer on Sunday September 27, 2020 @01:00PM (#24608086)
>whereas nobody is going to die if they can only smell wolf poo a second later.

I'm still alive today because I can detect smoke very early. This ability has saved me from indoor electrical fires and wildfires. Hunter gatherers who lived in makeshift shelters probably depended even more frequently on this ability.

Re:Fatal brain-eating microbe found in Lake Jackson, Texas w... by sokoloff on Sunday September 27, 2020 @01:13PM (#24608189)
Would detecting the smoke 1 second later have made the difference? (I think that's the essence of GP's comment.)
Re:Fatal brain-eating microbe found in Lake Jackson, Texas w... by jniedrauer on Sunday September 27, 2020 @01:27PM (#24608346)
Signals can travel relatively fast across the entire length of a human central nervous system. Proximity to the brain likely benefits signal-to-noise ratio more than speed.
Re:Fatal brain-eating microbe found in Lake Jackson, Texas w... by throwanem on Sunday September 27, 2020 @10:31AM (#24606916)
Your threat model here is wild. You'd rather have machines surgically installed in part of your actual brain than risk an amebiasis that you're only seeing in the news right now because it so rarely actually happens to anyone that House, MD did a whole, typically awful, two-parter about it.

If you're really worried about defending your brain from all comers, you should really start by having all your maxillary teeth pulled and replacing them with a denture plate. Their roots are a lot closer to your brain than you likely realize, and an untreated maxillary abscess is much more likely to quickly progress to fatal encephalopathy than you are to ever insufflate water containing N. fowleri.

Re:Fatal brain-eating microbe found in Lake Jackson, Texas w... by toyg on Sunday September 27, 2020 @01:44PM (#24608510)
> You'd rather have machines surgically installed in part of your actual brain

Not the brain, just nose and mouth. Saying bye to colds, headaches, allergies, respiratory infections, with a simple filter? Fuck yes :)

> you should really start by having all your maxillary teeth pulled

Oh yeah, if I weren't so poor I would have done that years ago. I still hope to be wealthy enough, one day, that I'll be able to replace all my teeth with artificial ones that don't decay.

Re:Fatal brain-eating microbe found in Lake Jackson, Texas w... by throwanem on Monday September 28, 2020 @09:52AM (#24616584)
> Not the brain, just nose and mouth.

So, a mask with extra steps?

Re:Fatal brain-eating microbe found in Lake Jackson, Texas w... by toyg on Monday September 28, 2020 @01:08PM (#24618866)
No; a mask i don’t have to put on and off, doesn’t stop me from talking clearly, doesn’t stop from eating and drinking, doesn’t make my face sweat, doesn’t make my glasses steamed, doesn’t need to be replaced every day, etc etc.
Re:Fatal brain-eating microbe found in Lake Jackson, Texas w... by kasabali on Sunday September 27, 2020 @11:32AM (#24607379)
> The fact that an air intake borders our brain is a massive security weakness in our "intelligent" design

That, and you can be choked to death while eating always reminds me it's more a cruel joke than an intelligent design.

Re:Fatal brain-eating microbe found in Lake Jackson, Texas w... by Igelau on Sunday September 27, 2020 @12:17PM (#24607757)
Every time I sneeze while I'm chewing, I'm reminded there is no god.
Re:Fatal brain-eating microbe found in Lake Jackson, Texas w... by fyfy18 on Sunday September 27, 2020 @07:31AM (#24605858)
> The minute we start making cyborg augmentations to improve filtering of our air ducts

Market it as a COVID-19 solution, and you won't have any issues finding funding :-)

Re:Fatal brain-eating microbe found in Lake Jackson, Texas w... by TeMPOraL on Sunday September 27, 2020 @06:10AM (#24605550)
Yup. As experienced by anyone who was drinking something while they read or heard something funny. Suddenly, you have your drink coming out of your nose.
Re:Fatal brain-eating microbe found in Lake Jackson, Texas w... by nabla9 on Sunday September 27, 2020 @05:14AM (#24605305)
They don't exactly contradict if you read them carefully. They were probably answer to different question.

CDC is right. The route from bacteria to brain goes trough olfactory nerves and tract that connect directly to the brain. Just swallowing water is not dangerous.

Re:Fatal brain-eating microbe found in Lake Jackson, Texas w... by mcarmichael on Sunday September 27, 2020 @05:06AM (#24605264)
At worst, the Lake Jackson authorities are being excessively cautious. When drinking, there's a slight chance of some liquid not being swallowed, after all.

Given the recent fatality, erring on the side of caution seems quite understandable.

If I were living in the region served by Brazosport Water Authority, I'd be more interested in the criteria used to proclaim the safety of the rest of the service area, especially after perusing this:

  https://cen.acs.org/articles/93/web/2015/09/Brain-Eating-AmoebaScoffs-Chlorine-Water.html