Oracle Wins Bid for TikTok in U.S.

Re:Oracle Wins Bid for TikTok in U.S. by closeparen on Sunday September 13, 2020 @08:29PM (#24465283)

“Do not make the mistake of anthropomorphizing Larry Ellison.”

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Re:Oracle Wins Bid for TikTok in U.S. by konjin on Sunday September 13, 2020 @08:33PM (#24465310)

What's more human than wanting to make as much money as possible for the least amount of work?

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Re:Oracle Wins Bid for TikTok in U.S. by kohtatsu on Sunday September 13, 2020 @09:17PM (#24465635)

My favourite humans see money as a means to an end.

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Re:Oracle Wins Bid for TikTok in U.S. by ece on Sunday September 13, 2020 @10:33PM (#24466184)

“Computers aren’t the thing. They’re the thing that gets us to the thing.” - Halt and Catch Fire

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Re:Oracle Wins Bid for TikTok in U.S. by HeWhoLurksLate on Monday September 14, 2020 @12:42AM (#24466823)

One of my favorite YouTubers is Rob Dahm because of that exact reason.

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Re:Oracle Wins Bid for TikTok in U.S. by oxygenjoe on Sunday September 13, 2020 @09:06PM (#24465554)

Honestly I would take that oracle job described above in a heartbeat

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Re:Oracle Wins Bid for TikTok in U.S. by holografix on Sunday September 13, 2020 @08:43PM (#24465375)

That made me lol in a bathroom cubicle.

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