Additionally, there's another factor of raccoons that seems serendipitously applicable here. Raccoons are cute, yes, but they are also potentially dangerous and can cause damage or injury if ignored or dealt with incorrectly. If raccoons are present, it's worth it to pay some attention to make sure they aren't the cause or symptom of a larger problem.

Racoons are also very clever and persistent. I have had several run in with them over the years, don't let their "cuteness" fool you, they are ruthless and very devious.

Especially if you have chickens. Raccoons seem to have figured out how to hypnotize them, and will just walk up and eat them one by one buffet style.

From what I've seen, raccoons don't eat the chickens. They attack at night while the chickens are roosting and just decapitate them. Then they just leave the bodies untouched.

That definitely happens too. But over the past ten years they have definitely consumed some of our chickens.

But I don't think they hypnotize the chickens. I think it's more of a timing attack.

Surprisingly, chicken hypnosis is a real thing: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_hypnotism

Don't erase the line!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yo2UkL-n_Q

ba doom cha!

This came up here on HN recently in some comment thread.

Raccoon Obstical Course

https://youtu.be/hFZFjoX2cGg

Squirrels. Sorry, I'm not from around here.

Obligatory raccoon removal video (11 of them!) In a Toronto suburb.

https://youtu.be/6S27dgeGqfA

I think this one is the original video (in slightly better quality) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enqiof-3TfE

It invokes the phantasmagoric shapeshifting tanuki scrotal attack scenes of Isao Takahata's 1994 animated fantasy film, Pom Poko!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH8U4Nt4G40 (@ 6:33)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pom_Poko

>Prominent scrotums are an integral part of tanuki folklore, and they are shown and referred to throughout the film, and also used frequently in their shape-shifting. This remains unchanged in the DVD release, though the English dub (but not the subtitles) refers to them as "raccoon pouches". Also, in the English dub and subtitles, the animals are never referred to as "raccoon dogs", which is the more accurate English name for the tanuki, instead they are incorrectly referred to as just "raccoons".

https://www.tofugu.com/japan/tanuki/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icyOAc_pAvY

https://www.mariowiki.com/Tanooki_Suit

>The Tanooki Suit, or Tanooki Costume, is a fairly uncommon item found in Super Mario Bros. 3 and its subsequent remakes in Super Mario All-Stars and Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros. 3. It is based on tanukis, Japanese creatures who, according to mythology, can use leaves to shape-shift and cause chaos. The suit is an add-on to the Raccoon form that allows Mario or Luigi to temporarily turn into a statue and become immune to enemies and obstacles, in addition to flying and attacking enemies with tail swipes.

>According to Shigeru Miyamoto in the Super Mario Bros. 3 entry of the 25th Anniversary Super Mario History Booklet, he was aware that most players outside Japan would be overall confused with the Tanooki Suit and the transformation, but he left it in because he was too excited to remove it.

I thought heartbleed was a decent name. A callback to the heartbeat protocol

I think DROWN was kiiinda pushing it.

It's memorable, and DROWN is an _amazing_ attack.

I agree that it was amazing and super cool! Rather it's just a comment on the relevance of the name to the actual attack, contorted to the purpose of a cool acronym.

Just to stoke some fires, I think poodle is also in that bag.

The comment isn't wrong about the name, I'm just compelled to say how awesome DROWN is every time it's mentioned anywhere. It's really spectacular work.

Hmm, the site design is rather similar (done by the same person): https://drownattack.com/

That's true, and also what the authors say, but anyone who has encountered a raccoon knows they are thieves.

better than heartbleed