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Re:In spite of an increase in Internet speed, webpage speeds... by _jal on Tuesday August 04, 2020 @10:53PM (#24056834)
A: "Your restaurant's food tastes terrible."

B: "Nutritious, healthy food will ensure the longevity of my customers, thereby maximizing lifetime customer revenue."

Re:In spite of an increase in Internet speed, webpage speeds... by lyjackal on Wednesday August 05, 2020 @10:12AM (#24060939)
I think a better analogy might be telling a restaurant to cut down their oversized menu so that they can actually make at least one good meal
Re:In spite of an increase in Internet speed, webpage speeds... by d3nj4l on Tuesday August 04, 2020 @11:40PM (#24057059)
That's an awful analogy
Re:In spite of an increase in Internet speed, webpage speeds... by bb88 on Wednesday August 05, 2020 @03:16AM (#24058088)
I just logged into nest for the first time on a new laptop. It took 15 seconds to load and get to the screen to change the temperature on the thermostat.

Then I refreshed the page and it still took 10 seconds to reload.

I'm sure their code is also relatively bug free.

Re:In spite of an increase in Internet speed, webpage speeds... by pc86 on Wednesday August 05, 2020 @07:49AM (#24059757)
It's actually pretty good analogy, when you're searching for an analogy of something being technically accurate while missing literally the entire point.

Making your code "more intuitive" does not result in a better product. Making a better product does. The argument is that software development is one of the few jobs where the employees' experience seems to be equal or more important than the client experience. Sacrificing a restaurant goer's experience (taste) because it makes the restauranteur's experience (customer LTV) better is a decent analogy.

Re:In spite of an increase in Internet speed, webpage speeds... by newsbinator on Wednesday August 05, 2020 @10:22AM (#24061076)
A: "I enjoy your restaurant's food but my chef friend said your kitchen is inefficient".

B: "As long as you enjoy it, and we can keep making it for you at the same quality you enjoy, we don't care how inefficient our kitchen is".

Re:In spite of an increase in Internet speed, webpage speeds... by nybble41 on Wednesday August 05, 2020 @06:22PM (#24066250)
A: "Okay, but the new place next door serves identical food with a more efficient kitchen, at lower prices you can't match without making significant changes. If you don't improve efficiency somehow you'll start to lose customers."