Or, in case their virtual servers suck (which I don't know about), running VM hosts on Hetzner servers as a service.
Regarding their virtual servers: They're great, don't get me wrong! But it's a tiny piece in the puzzle that is AWS, starting from things like VPC/Security Groups to managed services like load balancers, gateways, cross-DC availability, etc. And that's just the EC2 part.
To give an anecdote regarding Hetzner and them building out an S3 clone: I once asked support if there was a way for me to upgrade the 10TB max object storage solution (Hetzner StorageBox) to more than that since I had outgrown it. Simple reply: No, but you can spin up multiple storage boxes...
EDIT: I guess DO, Linode, ... are closer equivalents to Hetzner?
Hetzner is nice. We also have Scaleway in the same category.
oh yeah, AWS is terrible with support! I have to rely on their support forum for any support as 20% of our spend for crappy support is just not feasible. I.e. I get no support whatsoever. You can trick them a bit by wrapping it up in a sales inquiry though.
That is one thing i fail to understand, since it goes against the lore of decentralized, packet switching, nuke proof, and so on.
It may have been prohibitively expensive for many in the not so recent past, but it isn't anymore in more and more places. Even redundantly connected.
And to be honest, some pizzeria or hairdresser could be run from some NAS.
Just search for someFAANG is down on HN, to get a feel for the ripples it causes globally when they have a hiccup.
How is that different?
Amazon, and Google, and Microsoft... don't win cloud business because people are dumb, they win it because they offer a better product.
And bonus you can write of the depreciation cost of hardware in your accounts.
Hetzner does not have all the AWS like "cloud" bells and whistles, however their VPS-es and especially dedicated servers are first class. In many, many situations it makes much more sense (both from costs perspective and ease of migration to other provider) to use dedicated servers and hire someone who will manage them, than throwing tons of money into Amazon pockets to get "X-large instances" that have power of old Celeron laptop (exaggerating a bit, but not that much).