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Re:Ask HN: What skills will be useful during an upcoming rec... by gonational on Sunday March 22, 2020 @02:02PM (#22657008)
I think the most important skill is learning how to gain access to zero-interest loans from the Federal Reserve.

This skill allows you to lend to your buddies who can purchase distressed businesses and properties for pennies on the dollar, which gives you and them the opportunity to make billions in profits while everybody else is suffering.

I’m still trying to learn how to do this; if anybody has any information about what’s required, please reply.

Re:Ask HN: What skills will be useful during an upcoming rec... by JumpCrisscross on Sunday March 22, 2020 @02:07PM (#22657082)
> This skill allows you to purchase distressed businesses and properties for pennies on the dollar

Banks aren’t net purchasers of assets in downturns. (If anything, they tend to shed risk-weighted assets.)

Non-bank financial firms, who have access to cheap financing, but NOT to Fed funding, are the asset accumulators. They go into crises with cash or credit lines. (And tend to be net financiers to banks in crises. Banks go into crises levered. If you depend on bank financing in a crisis, you’re screwed.)

Re:Ask HN: What skills will be useful during an upcoming rec... by gonational on Sunday March 22, 2020 @02:11PM (#22657123)
Thanks; I updated the comment.
Re:Ask HN: What skills will be useful during an upcoming rec... by seibelj on Sunday March 22, 2020 @02:06PM (#22657066)
Another option is to get massive zero-interest loans that the government will forgive later. That way you don’t have to go through the performance of buying a company, you can just pocket the cash.
Re:Ask HN: What skills will be useful during an upcoming rec... by naveen99 on Wednesday March 25, 2020 @12:47AM (#22682012)
We will need negative interest loans, not just 0 interest to buy overpriced assets such as real estate.
Re:Ask HN: What skills will be useful during an upcoming rec... by soumyadeb on Sunday March 22, 2020 @02:12PM (#22657135)
Or get a loan from an Indian bank. The interest rate doesn't matter since you don't have to pay the loan back :)

There were some high profile cases of people taking millions of dollars of loans and running away (search for Neerav Modi, Mehul Choksi) so I am not making this up.

Re:Ask HN: What skills will be useful during an upcoming rec... by 1123581321 on Sunday March 22, 2020 @02:04PM (#22657032)
You should be looking at borrowing from a bank. The Fed does not lend to individuals.
Re:Ask HN: What skills will be useful during an upcoming rec... by criddell on Sunday March 22, 2020 @02:06PM (#22657073)
So step one is "found a bank"?
Re:Ask HN: What skills will be useful during an upcoming rec... by Optimal_Persona on Sunday March 22, 2020 @05:11PM (#22658689)
Now might be a good time to take another look at public banking: https://www.publicbankinginstitute.org/
Re:Ask HN: What skills will be useful during an upcoming rec... by LoveMortuus on Sunday March 22, 2020 @02:26PM (#22657255)
You know what would be interesting? A Y Combinator or Hacker News bank. That would be interesting, but in reality probably extremely hard to realise... Still a fun and interesting idea to occupy your mind in this times of solitude.
Re:Ask HN: What skills will be useful during an upcoming rec... by toomuchtodo on Sunday March 22, 2020 @02:36PM (#22657360)
It is incredibly hard to get a banking license. Easier to buy an existing bank. Banking regulators are also biased as to the type of banks they want to support, making it difficult to stand up a narrow bank.

Consider finding opportunities to extract value from the existing banking system to achieve similar end goals. Maybe the Fed will lend to you if you can provide collateral they typically wouldn’t consider high enough quality? (Google “primary dealer lending facility”)

Re:Ask HN: What skills will be useful during an upcoming rec... by pbourke on Sunday March 22, 2020 @02:36PM (#22657361)
> You know what would be interesting? A Y Combinator or Hacker News bank

DKSB - Dunning-Kruger State Bank

Re:Ask HN: What skills will be useful during an upcoming rec... by hef19898 on Sunday March 22, 2020 @02:27PM (#22657259)
Like founding a bank instead of robbing one?
Re:Ask HN: What skills will be useful during an upcoming rec... by jmalicki on Sunday March 22, 2020 @03:27PM (#22657792)
"The Best Way to Rob a Bank is to Own One" - https://www.amazon.com/Best-Way-Rob-Bank-Own/dp/0292754183
Re:Ask HN: What skills will be useful during an upcoming rec... by tmountain on Sunday March 22, 2020 @02:08PM (#22657093)
which gives you the opportunity to make billions in profits while everybody else is suffering.

And hopefully utilize those profits to help fewer suffer.

Re:Ask HN: What skills will be useful during an upcoming rec... by battery_cowboy on Sunday March 22, 2020 @02:17PM (#22657184)
You should do stand up comedy.
Re:Ask HN: What skills will be useful during an upcoming rec... by psfollow on Sunday March 22, 2020 @02:55PM (#22657510)
And write book reviews explaining why the world will suffer a lot less if only more plebs will fall in line with your view of what is best for them.
Re:Ask HN: What skills will be useful during an upcoming rec... by dvfjsdhgfv on Sunday March 22, 2020 @04:45PM (#22658489)
This is what Gates is doing now, and I appreciate his choice, he's doing really great things now.
Re:Ask HN: What skills will be useful during an upcoming rec... by gonational on Sunday March 22, 2020 @05:36PM (#22658917)
Yeah, like helping sponsor and organize Event 201, a global novel coronavirus pandemic simulation, just a few weeks before the actual coronavirus began last year.

And, now that that exact pandemic is underway, he’s kind enough to offer us ID2020[2], which he has been working on for some time now, coincidentally just in time for the pandemic; invisible tattoos so that our vaccination status can be tracked, to help prevent those who don’t want to take part in this scheme from having access to business resources, etc.

It’s funny; it’s almost as if Bill Gates can see the future. He really is amazing.

1. http://www.centerforhealthsecurity.org/event201/

2. http://id2020.org/

Re:Ask HN: What skills will be useful during an upcoming rec... by techlearnings on Sunday March 22, 2020 @02:03PM (#22657024)
Lol. +1
Re:Ask HN: What skills will be useful during an upcoming rec... by monkeynotes on Sunday March 22, 2020 @02:07PM (#22657080)
I hope this is sarcasm, I hope people aren't actually as cynical as this.
Re:Ask HN: What skills will be useful during an upcoming rec... by gonational on Sunday March 22, 2020 @02:16PM (#22657176)
I hope you’re not as optimistic as that.

GM lost the American taxpayers north of $10MMM. That was enough to purchase over 500,000 vehicles at the time. 500 fucking thousand vehicles. That’s just the amount of money that they lost us with their “good Bank bad Bank” style IP-related scam. Do you think this is not reason enough to be cynical during financial crises?

Re:Ask HN: What skills will be useful during an upcoming rec... by djzidon on Sunday March 22, 2020 @02:38PM (#22657380)
what is $10MMM? that doesn't exist
Re:Ask HN: What skills will be useful during an upcoming rec... by dharmon on Sunday March 22, 2020 @05:02PM (#22658620)
M is "thousand". MM is "thousand thousand", which is "million", and a fairly common shorthand. I haven't really seen it, but its pretty clear then that MMM is meant to be "thousand thousand thousand", i.e., billion.
Re:Ask HN: What skills will be useful during an upcoming rec... by pb7 on Sunday March 22, 2020 @11:08PM (#22660904)
You could have also written it as "$10B" and 100% of people would have understood what you're talking about without an explanation.

Why didn't you write 500M cars as well? Could it be that it's a stupid convention?

Re:Ask HN: What skills will be useful during an upcoming rec... by monkeynotes on Monday March 23, 2020 @08:47AM (#22663535)
I guess you are blind to how your comment comes across:

> which gives you and them the opportunity to make billions in profits while everybody else is suffering.

Strikes me as shitty attitude, "here's how you can profit from everyone's dire situation".