https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1180877114226008064

Though, the first time I hear a Tesla making the coconut noise from Monty Python I will no doubt laugh. The second time? Yeah, it'll get old fast.

I'm not sure that "coconut noises" would be allowed, however, as the rules require continuous tones (modulated according to speed and acceleration) that must be recognisable as an engine noise.

Perhaps the coconut noise will be a manually-activated alert/horn feature rather than the mandatory pedestrian warning sound.

The intro to "The Final Countdown" in a continuous loop would be swell.

Or rather, lifts beyond a few inches require special certification. Same goes for larger tires and after market bullbars.

But the article points out that this one may also be unsafe for passengers, if it lacks an effective way to absorb energy in a collision.

Quoting from the link:

"Because the cold-rolled steel is undentable it does not allow for crumple zones that reduce the impact of the force of an accident for occupants."

I'm not sure how one thing logically follows from the other. The physics of an impact from a hang-swung sledgehammer versus a car impacting another car or a large stationary barrier are basically incomparable.

In Euro NCAP testing, the Fiat 500 has a 3 star rating[1], and the Smart fortwo has a 4 star rating[2]. So while not among the safest cars on the market, they are certainly not the deathtraps you suggest. The Smart in particular offers very respectable occupant protection for its size.

[1] https://www.euroncap.com/en/results/fiat/500/26307

[2] https://www.euroncap.com/en/results/smart/fortwo/7894

That's reassuring

> for its size.

That's not. Passengers risk rises with the size of the incoming car, not the car they are riding in.

There are much larger cars that perform worse on occupant protection tests than the Smart does. For example, the Jeep Wrangler:

https://www.euroncap.com/en/results/jeep/wrangler/34192

“Basically die instantly” does anyone actually believe that?

If an opposing car pushes a part of your car into your body, that's like you being hit by a car while standing in front of a wall. Once the pressure wave hits your body, where is it going to go? You can't be "thrown clear" through the back of your own car.