What you should take seriously is that three of the four big RISC ISAs - MIPS, ARM, and POWER - all have extensions for variable length instructions. They all use them in embedded systems where program memory size is a big factor in your bill of materials and reducing that can save you money. But none of them use it on their high end processors. So I think we can conclude that the power/transistor cost of fetching a number of variable length instructions per clock is higher than the cost of expanding the L1 instruction cache to deal with full size instructions.
RISC-V on the other hand has an encoding scheme that already from the beginning allowed instructions with longer and shorter encodings. You can just mix compressed instructions with normal ones.
The real cost you're looking at is the complexity for instructions to straddle cache lines and MMU pages, but even then it's less of a deal than you might think.
It must be a pain to design its instruction decoder, but I don’t think that’s insurmountable for high end processors.
Or do I misunderstand your argument?