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Re:Congressman's phone password is 111111 by cheschire on Thursday October 24, 2019 @10:45AM (#21345162)
I'm hoping they've implemented some form of localized EMP that you have to pass through now to leave, because large storage is so incredibly small now that it would be impossible to discern it from articles of clothing.

The "hard" part is really just getting the data off the computer in the first place, which is probably why they don't allow bringing in technology anymore.

I wonder how much of a micro computer could be smuggled in one or two parts at a time, stored in articles of clothing, with the intent of simply saving data to a micro SD card which would be the only thing you need to smuggle back out. You would need to be able to assemble the device without soldering.

I guess the easiest would be to build a digital camera to record the screen or photos instead of trying to plug into the computers themselves which probably have robust host intrustion detection and prevention. Or perhaps if you could just record the digital output of the computer before it reaches the monitor. That could be prevented with some form of HDCP though, I think.

This all sounds kind of like a science fiction movie (or In the Line of Fire or that Snowden movie) but it's an interesting thought exercise in any case.

Re:Congressman's phone password is 111111 by duxup on Thursday October 24, 2019 @10:48AM (#21345200)
Yeah this was long ago so I've no idea what their policies are now.

Pure speculation: I have to imagine they take further steps now as what is "no electronics" now isn't reliably what you can easily see now.

Re:Congressman's phone password is 111111 by Roark66 on Thursday October 24, 2019 @11:43AM (#21345757)
The "localised EMP" you mention could simply be a low power microwave oven of same type we have in our kitchens you have to walk through. Waves of that frequency would not harm a person if they were fairly low power, but it would mess up every bit of non-metal-shielded electronics.

If you want to destroy a piece of electronics quickly put it in a microwave oven and hit start (also don't expect to eat from that oven later - plastic residue etc if it heats up that much is probably not safe to eat). This will destroy usb keys and storage on them, SSDs, laptops, smartphones and data on them. The only kind of data safe is magnetic type hard drives, but they become less and less common these days.

You could even make a kind of "wand" similar to what guys at the airport have for pinpointing metal items on people. Wave it around someone suspected of having a listening or recording device - job done.

Re:Congressman's phone password is 111111 by usrusr on Thursday October 24, 2019 @12:47PM (#21346381)
“non-metal-shielded electronics“

So a bad actor would shield them? The primary countermeasure to incredibly small storage is minimizing the availability of devices that could write them on site. That microSD hidden in a nostril won't be of much use if the attacker does not find anything to plug it.

(regarding OP's story: I was kind of expecting it to end with the spaceballs password in heavy use behind all that physical security, still kind of disappointed/relieved)

Re:Congressman's phone password is 111111 by ceejayoz on Thursday October 24, 2019 @11:49AM (#21345818)
Remember to switch it off if you invite Dick Cheney in for a visit, though. Frying his pacemaker would be a bit of a PR hit.
Re:Congressman's phone password is 111111 by excalibur on Thursday October 24, 2019 @11:59AM (#21345926)
You made it weird by singling out Cheney, but impact on medical devices is an important consideration for any such scheme.
Re:Congressman's phone password is 111111 by ceejayoz on Thursday October 24, 2019 @12:07PM (#21346001)
The intention wasn't to "make it weird"; he simply serves as a prominent example of a) someone with an implanted medical device and b) someone who probably spent a lot of time in SCIFs.
Re:Congressman's phone password is 111111 by ratmice on Thursday October 24, 2019 @12:48PM (#21346389)
Not frying his pacemaker would be a hole in the perimeter
Re:Congressman's phone password is 111111 by xnyan on Thursday October 24, 2019 @03:11PM (#21348119)
Or boon depending on your judgement of the 46th Vice President.
Re:Congressman's phone password is 111111 by Simon_says on Thursday October 24, 2019 @11:53AM (#21345860)
What if you stick the flash drive up really far up your bum? Wouldn't the saltwater in your body form a Faraday cage around it?
Re:Congressman's phone password is 111111 by duxup on Thursday October 24, 2019 @12:34PM (#21346251)
Trips to the bathroom involved no privacy at all.

So you'd have to pull some sort of slight of hand to manage that.

Re:Congressman's phone password is 111111 by arpa on Thursday October 24, 2019 @03:00PM (#21348000)
Why,I always wipe like that! Yup, all the way to the elbow as if I were looking for a flash drive that somehow managed to get up that far! Yessiree, and it's completely normal that i keep a small memento in a wrap of TP in my pocket after a good visit to the bathroom!
Re:Congressman's phone password is 111111 by zerocrates on Thursday October 24, 2019 @11:37AM (#21345708)
> I'm hoping they've implemented some form of localized EMP

What would that do to, say, an artificial pacemaker? Feels a little, as you say, science fiction.