My condolences to your family and friends.

If Roger Zelazny weren’t literally dead, he’d literally be rolling over in his grave for your use of the word literally.

figuratively

A relevant and rather entertaining article from Merriam-Webster:

Did We Change the Definition of 'Literally'?

Literally every modern dictionary includes this definition

https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/misuse-of-lite...

My favorite bit: "If you dislike hearing other people use it, you may continue to be upset."

So you're (literally?) using "it figuratively killed me" as a figure of speech? For real?

Characterally.

people who use literally to mean figuratively literally give me the shits.

brutally