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Re:Apple Fixes Bagel Emoji by GrumpyNl on Tuesday October 16, 2018 @04:32PM (#18232978)
Im getting old, cant wrap my head around this and its getting first page at HN.
Re:Apple Fixes Bagel Emoji by askafriend on Tuesday October 16, 2018 @04:35PM (#18233002)
What is there to wrap your head around?

You can send people a cute little bagel when you message them. It's funny. It's entertaining. Makes life a little more interesting.

Don't lose your sense of humor, or get too jaded as you age. The world has it's flaws but I hope we can all find some small joy in things like emoji.

Re:Apple Fixes Bagel Emoji by 0xffff2 on Tuesday October 16, 2018 @04:40PM (#18233047)
It's not that. The question is who cares whether the cute little bagel has cream cheese or not?
Re:Apple Fixes Bagel Emoji by function_seven on Tuesday October 16, 2018 @04:53PM (#18233159)
Do you routinely eat bagels dry? I don't think most of us do.

Having the emoji show a barren surface is a great insult to those of us who enjoy bagels. It was not cute until they fixed this terrible error.

Re:Apple Fixes Bagel Emoji by sebazzz on Tuesday October 16, 2018 @04:52PM (#18233149)
It is a good thing I suppose, it means some of us don't have bigger worries than that.
Re:Apple Fixes Bagel Emoji by jarfil on Tuesday October 16, 2018 @05:29PM (#18233457)
Not all that good when there are quite the few bigger worries affecting all of us... but some would rather care about what's on a bagel emoji.
Re:Apple Fixes Bagel Emoji by oneeyedpigeon on Wednesday October 17, 2018 @03:59AM (#18237053)
Just because people care about one thing, it doesn't mean that they don't care about other things, or even that they care less about other things.
Re:Apple Fixes Bagel Emoji by toyg on Tuesday October 16, 2018 @04:42PM (#18233061)
> Makes life a little more interesting

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Re:Apple Fixes Bagel Emoji by dx87 on Tuesday October 16, 2018 @04:43PM (#18233073)
Me neither. It reminds me of a post I saw a while ago where a Google employee was super excited to announce the redesign of their salad emoji. The only difference was that they removed the hard boiled egg from the emoji because they said it wasn't inclusive enough of vegans and vegetarians.
Re:Apple Fixes Bagel Emoji by oneeyedpigeon on Wednesday October 17, 2018 @04:00AM (#18237055)
Vegetarians eat eggs.
Re:Apple Fixes Bagel Emoji by throwaway5752 on Tuesday October 16, 2018 @04:33PM (#18232986)
No, really, I would like to cosign with your comment. Who in the f--k needs a bagel emoji? Who is picky about that emoji? How did I even lose 15 seconds to commenting about this?
Re:Apple Fixes Bagel Emoji by wild_preference on Tuesday October 16, 2018 @04:42PM (#18233059)
Because you care enough to make it about you and signal to the rest of us how little you ostensibly care. You found a way to feed your ego from a silly post about bagel emoji.

I know that's a hard take, but that's exactly what just happened, disgusted under a thin veil of protest. We do it all the time. ;)

Re:Apple Fixes Bagel Emoji by throwaway5752 on Tuesday October 16, 2018 @05:40PM (#18233539)
I think you're giving me too much credit.
Re:Apple Fixes Bagel Emoji by reaperducer on Tuesday October 16, 2018 @04:40PM (#18233044)
Who in the f--k needs a bagel emoji?

People who live in New York. Or Palm Springs. Or a few other cities I can think of would certainly use it more than the sushi emoticon.

Re:Apple Fixes Bagel Emoji by astrange on Tuesday October 16, 2018 @06:07PM (#18233716)
I need it in California so I can explain why the bread toruses in Safeway aren't real bagels.
Re:Apple Fixes Bagel Emoji by Sharlin on Tuesday October 16, 2018 @04:42PM (#18233068)
I wonder how many nouns will eventually get their own pictogram. How abstract can you go? Or verbs and adjectives, for that matter. After all, there's plenty of room in Unicode.
Re:Apple Fixes Bagel Emoji by gnulinux on Tuesday October 16, 2018 @04:44PM (#18233084)
I mean, emoji was never meant to be serious. Why would I wanna send my friend bunch of yellow faces or a tiny image of bagel if I'm being serious? Just entertainment.
Re:Apple Fixes Bagel Emoji by reaperducer on Tuesday October 16, 2018 @04:38PM (#18233029)
IIRC, Google fixing its magic beer emoticon was one of the high points of a recent developer's conference.
Re:Apple Fixes Bagel Emoji by vanadium on Tuesday October 16, 2018 @04:34PM (#18232998)
Chalk it up to where we're at in 2018, I suppose.
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Re:Apple Fixes Bagel Emoji by dang on Wednesday October 17, 2018 @11:26PM (#18245682)
Yikes. Please don't post like this here.

https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html

Re:Apple Fixes Bagel Emoji by jryan49 on Thursday October 18, 2018 @11:39AM (#18249226)
Sorry, go ahead and delete it if you want to