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Re:Facebook Wanted Gizmodo to Kill Investigative Tool by LinuxBender on Tuesday August 07, 2018 @12:37PM (#17708167)
I hold a copyright on my DNA.
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Re:Facebook Wanted Gizmodo to Kill Investigative Tool by moftz on Tuesday August 07, 2018 @12:52PM (#17708300)
No you don't, you are not the creator of it therefore have no claim to copyright. It is not an original work of authorship. You can have a patent on DNA but not on naturally occurring DNA according to the supreme court.
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Re:Facebook Wanted Gizmodo to Kill Investigative Tool by vasili111 on Tuesday August 07, 2018 @03:08PM (#17709592)
>you are not the creator of it therefore have no claim to copyright.

So his/her parents hold the copyright?

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Re:Facebook Wanted Gizmodo to Kill Investigative Tool by LinuxBender on Tuesday August 07, 2018 @01:47PM (#17708814)
Overruled. I will charge 42M per minute to unauthorized copies of my DNA. My shadow ninjas will sneak into their vaults and take back every single strand of my DNA.
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Re:Facebook Wanted Gizmodo to Kill Investigative Tool by notyourwork on Tuesday August 07, 2018 @12:42PM (#17708223)
Which means what in context of this conversation?
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Re:Facebook Wanted Gizmodo to Kill Investigative Tool by tomcam on Tuesday August 07, 2018 @02:24PM (#17709172)
That LinuxBender has a sense of humor
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Re:Facebook Wanted Gizmodo to Kill Investigative Tool by nkrisc on Tuesday August 07, 2018 @01:24PM (#17708593)
If anybody does (which they don't) it would probably be your biological parents, jointly.
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