From my understanding stand ups are not supposed to be status reports. They tend to turn into them though as it seems the most common format is 1) what did you work on yesterday, 2) what are you working on today, 3) what's blocking you?
I prefer daily stand ups (near the onset of the day) for small teams to be 1) what's our goal for today? 2) what might block us or slow us down? 3) how are we going to tackle our goal?
When stand ups start feeling like justifying your existence then morale drops, [looking] busy work increases, and too much time is spent on CYA. Focus on solving problems not explaining them.
The same as it was yesterday or whenever the last planning session happened.
Like TFA said, the team, as a whole, shouldn’t be changing priorities like socks.
Tried that once as a team. Then it became a derogatory joke word, haven't sprinted since. Well only in real life when playing tag with my kids.
Estimating, delivering on time, working together, can be hard. Someone deciding to rename it with a new label, doesn't usually solve the problem, though now everyone has a new label to make fun of.
If your standup can be replaced with everyone posting on a slack channel, then it's just a status update as there's no discussion and alignment happening, which are the valuable parts.
Most teams should experiment with their process more.
Blockers - hopefully blockers are identified and communicated right away vs waiting for standups.
How to get stuff done - less unnecessary meetings and processes. Async communication.
I thought that was the kind of situation he meant, where people zone out because they don't work on that project, but who knows.
You shouldn't assume too much about the environment other people work in.
This would be better solved by hosting specific IRC channels for those roles and having occasional role-specific meets/lunches to introduce new people.
If a clear majority of the audience isn't interested in your status then you're just burning hours.
Also a standup with 40 or 50 people is just plain silly. I worked in gaming a few years ago and our standup was a full game team, the artists, designers, QA, server-devs, client-devs and our stats guy all spoke. It was a bit interesting to see what artists were doing but totally unnecessary for me to hear anything anyone said except the two other people I worked with, and we communicated well outside of the standup anyways.