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Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by overcast on Thursday April 05, 2018 @09:38AM (#16764777)
Not everyone has messy shit. I often have literally nothing on the toilet paper. Increase your vegetables, and fiber.
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by tslug on Thursday April 05, 2018 @12:57PM (#16766634)
Agreed. Switching to vegan brought my TP use way down. Becoming gluten-free, however, was so transformative down there that I'm still having trouble adjusting.

I usually tear off the sheets before I'm done, so that if I go multiple rounds, my TP is prepped. Usually, that means I tear off 3-4 strips of 2 squares each if it's thick paper, or strips of 3 squares if thin. After going gluten-free, I rarely end up using all the strips, and I'd say about a third the time, I'm done after using my first two squares of it, so the rest is wasted.

Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by dominotw on Thursday April 05, 2018 @11:28AM (#16765768)
depends on how furry your butt is. I have the south asian furry butt curse.
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by overcast on Thursday April 05, 2018 @01:09PM (#16766748)
Nah, just doesn't come out all sticky. Definitely a hairy ass.
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by Chris2048 on Thursday April 05, 2018 @10:35AM (#16765252)
I doubt it has literally nothing on it. You can eat nothing but fiber, but bowel mucous is still dirty.
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by blarg1 on Thursday April 05, 2018 @12:16PM (#16766233)
Haven't you ever done a shit that when you wipe there's nothing on the toilet paper?
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by Chris2048 on Thursday April 05, 2018 @01:11PM (#16766773)
Nothing visually, I don't consider the paper clean.
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by washadjeffmad on Friday April 06, 2018 @09:16AM (#16772927)
I don't understand who would fade for your views on this, and there's no reply explaining so I'll chime in: you're right and I agree.

You can think that you've won the poo lottery by pinching one off that seems to wipe clean, but no one is going to recommend sticking that paper back on the roll or putting it in their pocket to wipe their child's face with later just because they don't see anything on it. That's absurdity, and anyone arguing otherwise knows they wouldn't do the same because they don't actually believe it's clean.

That "clean" paper has enough on it to inoculate a fecal assay, and for some people, that's enough to cause issues. There's also the case of it wiping clean but not being completely cleared yet. Not everyone needs maintenance wipes, so not everyone even knows or understands how unreliable wiping as an indicator is.

The mods of HN are suffering from wipe privilege, and it needs to be addressed.