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Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by tlb on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @02:19PM (#16757424)
My uncle was an engineer for a toilet paper manufacturing plant, that took logs in one end and put TP rolls out the other end. The path was over a mile long. He worked on variable speed electronic drives for the 1000 horsepower motors that turned the machinery.

TP illustrates the triumph of civilization: 1000s of people all doing specialized jobs so billions of people can each avoid a daily unpleasantness.

Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by gkya on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @03:34PM (#16758146)
This made me recall immediately the "I, pencil" article. It's stunning to remember that almost anything one gets to touch or see throughout the day is a product of almost always global collaboration, if we include a things conception with its production, and also transportation, selling, etc.
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by globuous on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @08:47PM (#16760783)
Going off of that, when I realized that an ice cube was proof of incredible engineerning and that in terms of mankind, it's brand new tech !! I "couldn't believe it". I got that the concept of freezing water was some complex thermodynamics, but never realized it implied I couldn't make an ice cube without it when it's hot outside ! I thought the French had been drinking cold champagne all these years ! (turns out they have, since mostly only the rich ere drinking it and they were using various caves to keep cold temperatures, and they shipped ice from the Alpes; no source on my hands, but that's what I remember when looking into it).

Shizzles, I couldn't make a simple flame by myself ;p

Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by toomanybeersies on Thursday April 05, 2018 @01:52AM (#16762174)
Before refrigeration, people would use evaporative cooling to keep things cool: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evaporative_cooler
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by Cthulhu_ on Thursday April 05, 2018 @04:55AM (#16763079)
And cooler cabinets, where they had blocks of ice in a compartiment at the top of a closet (of sorts).

(source: guided tour of a late-1800s castle with a fully equipped French kitchen complex. Complex because they had rooms for separate tasks.)

Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by BuildTheRobots on Thursday April 05, 2018 @05:19AM (#16763199)
Ice Houses were really popular; especially in the UK:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_house_(building)

Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by noefingway on Thursday April 05, 2018 @08:53AM (#16764395)
Harvesting ice in the winter was a common and wide spread activity in North America (and most of Europe). Short article on Hudson River ice harvesting http://www.genealogy.clifflamere.com/Aid/History/IceHarvesti...
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by skookumchuck on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @03:38PM (#16758188)
This is the result of free markets. Centralized economic planning is simply unable to deal with the complexity.
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by dang on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @08:24PM (#16760640)
Please don't take HN on generic ideological tangents. They lead to generic ideological flamewars, which are more or less all the same, and therefore off topic here.
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by gkya on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @03:49PM (#16758333)
Wut? Do you really think you can convince me that USSR did not have toilet papers or pencils? Or send the first man to space? This is not about what economical model is better. People can collaborate both under central economic planning and through free markets. One might certainly be more preferable to the other, but that's totally a different conversation (I'm not a fan of either, for the records).
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by hippich on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @03:58PM (#16758416)
You will laugh, but yes, USSR also had troubles with toilet paper from time to time (while launching satellites i guess) - https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=y&pr...
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by kingofhdds on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @05:31PM (#16759344)
In my Soviet childhood it was quite permanent, actually. So permanent as a child I would be surprised to hear it's a trouble :-) We used newspapers cut into rectangular pieces, and it was such a usual thing that cultural norms already existed around it. Where I lived, for example, cutting newspapers for bathroom use was definitely a men's chore. A lady could be very angry at her husband, not finding accurate pieces in time of need.
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by gkya on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @04:20PM (#16758628)
Wow, thanks! This is why I like to err in public sometimes, you never know how interesting things will come your way.
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by Latteland on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @05:44PM (#16759477)
The soviet union was one problem after another of limited availability of goods. I'm glad you are open to this info.
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by skookumchuck on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @05:55PM (#16759589)
Free markets are self-organizing, and are constantly adapting, evolving, and innovating. Centralized planning (socialism) cannot hope to match it.
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by pbhjpbhj on Thursday April 05, 2018 @06:41AM (#16763557)
Free markets also have no concept of human suffering; they centralise power with the most ruthless and exploitative, and so preference those human traits.

Equating centralised planning with socialism is wrong though. You can have the latter without the former.

Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by skookumchuck on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @04:16PM (#16758604)
> USSR did not have toilet papers or pencils?

No. Just that it could not produce them reliably with efficiency. Consider this from Friedman's book "Free to Choose":

First, the wood comes from a tree, "a cedar of straight grain that grows in Northern California and Oregon." To cut down the tree and cart the logs to the railroad siding requires "saws and trucks and rope and . . . countless other gear." Many persons and numberless skills are involved in their fabrication: in "the mining of ore, the making of steel and its refinement into saws, axes, motors; the growing of hemp and bringing it through all the stages to heavy and strong rope; the logging camps with their beds and mess halls, ... untold thousands of persons had a hand in every cup of coffee the loggers drink!" And so Mr. Read goes on to the bringing of the logs to the mill, the millwork involved in converting the logs to slats, and the transportation of the slats from California to Wilkes-Barre, where the particular pencil that tells the story was manufactured. And so far we have only the outside wood of the pencil. The "lead" center is not really lead at all. It starts as graphite mined in Ceylon. After many complicated processes it ends up as the lead in the center of the pencil. The bit of metal - the ferrule - near the top of the pencil is brass. "Think of all the persons," he says, "who mine zinc and copper and those who have the skills to make sheet brass from these products of nature." What we call the eraser is known in the trade as "the plug." It is thought to be rubber. But Mr. Read tells us the rubber is only for binding purposes. The erasing is actually done by "Factice," a rubberlike product made by reacting rape seed oil from the Dutch East Indies (now Indonesia) with sulfur chloride. After all of this, says the pencil, "Does anyone wish to challenge my earlier assertion that no single person on the face of this earth knows how to make me?" None of the thousands of persons involved in producing the pencil performed his task because he wanted a pencil. Some among them never saw a pencil and would not know what it is for. Each saw his work as a way to get the goods and services he wanted - goods and services we produced in order to get the pencil we wanted. Every time we go to the store and buy a pencil, we are ex changing a little bit of our services for the infinitesimal amount of services that each of the thousands contributed toward producing the pencil. It is even more astounding that the pencil was ever produced. No one sitting in a central office gave orders to these thousands of people. No military police enforced the orders that were not given. These people live in many lands, speak different languages, practice different religions, may even hate one another - yet none of these differences prevented them from cooperating to produce a pencil.

Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by jacquesm on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @07:33PM (#16760334)
Toilet paper, lightbulbs, stockings. I brought carloads of that stuff from the west back in the stone age.
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by moltar on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @06:53PM (#16760066)
They/we did, of course. But the supply never matched the demand up or down. Usually it was lack of.
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by Koshkin on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @05:56PM (#16759592)
The USSR had pencils, yes.
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by ekianjo on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @06:34PM (#16759926)
> USSR did not have toilet papers or pencils?

They had cars made of toilet papers. /s The car industry is a great example of how centralized planning is a total failure.

Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by makotech222 on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @03:39PM (#16758203)
Yeah, we certainly can't produce toilet paper unless 50% of the population is in poverty.
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by monochromatic on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @04:47PM (#16758889)
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by makotech222 on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @05:19PM (#16759221)
I believe OP was talking about trade throughout the world.
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Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by dang on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @08:26PM (#16760651)
National slights, regardless of nation being slighted, aren't ok here. You've done this before, unfortunately. Would you please not do it again? It's obviously uncivil. If people can't respect each other here, they can't comment here.

Because of HN's origins, it's often the case that there's some ambiguity about whether a statement is scoped to the US or more widely. The fix for that is disambiguation, not taking or making insults.

https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html

Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by cornholio on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @03:46PM (#16758287)
To take your sarcasm further, it appears we can't: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/kass/ct-venezu...

(Yes, I know we could)

Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by wyoh on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @04:11PM (#16758546)
Freer markets means less poverty though.
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by makotech222 on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @05:20PM (#16759231)
Haha, do they?
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by Latteland on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @05:45PM (#16759486)
I think the question is how do you define free? Free for powerful to do anything they want? Free subject to govt control? The tension is between those points.
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by skookumchuck on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @05:57PM (#16759607)
The term is "free markets" which have a reasonably agreed upon definition. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_market
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by lulmerchant on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @05:39PM (#16759423)
Absolutely, nothing has brought a greater level of prosperity and equality to the world than free market capitalism. This is simply an empirical fact. Just like it is an empirical fact that every socialist nation in history has created huge levels of poverty and inequality.
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by Avshalom on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @07:10PM (#16760211)
I feel like the fall of the British Empire and subsequent reversion to the mean is probably responsible for most of that prosperity.
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by lulmerchant on Thursday April 05, 2018 @02:43AM (#16762416)
The revision to what mean? The pre-British empire mean? Because pre-British empire wasn’t exactly a prosperous period.
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by makotech222 on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @06:32PM (#16759901)
Hey, remember when the USSR started and they eliminated homelessness within 10 years. And also, were the first to space. In addition, had citizens that were better fed than the US, had more doctors per capita. And this is just from State Capitalism, not Socialism.
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by lulmerchant on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @07:26PM (#16760293)
No I don’t, because that never happened. I do remember millions of soviet citizens dying from famine though, and millions more dying from state sponsored killing. I don’t remember any famines taking place in developed free markets during that period. However, I have a pretty clear memory of the two class system that developed in all of the socialist nations that existed in the 20th century. One of the starving poor, and another of the rich oligarchs.
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by jtolmar on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @04:53PM (#16758946)
That's not inherent to markets, it's caused by allowing a market system to have a feedback loop where investments are rewarded proportionately to their size (capitalism). The people able to participate in the feedback loop inevitably become wealthier than those who can't until the market prioritizes what they want over everyone else.
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by iQuercus on Thursday April 05, 2018 @04:08PM (#16768432)
Shameless plug, I made a short podcast episode about this, from a systems perspective. It looks at what it takes to clean your teeth...and how systems have a tendency to spiral out this way. It’s a feature of problem solving systems: they generate new/different problems that need to be solved, and therefore propagate the system into something like global collaboration.

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-0-cleaning-your-...

Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by SeeDave on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @04:21PM (#16758634)
Toilet Paper is one of my favorite "How it's Made" episodes. Feel free to check it out at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z74OfpUbeac.

My favorite part is at 4:43 with the Circular Saw!

Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by sytse on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @04:38PM (#16758802)
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by maaarghk on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @05:22PM (#16759265)
oof, look at those wee small rolls at the edges... seems the machine is a bit out of sync!
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by lifeformed on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @06:49PM (#16760038)
I think those are trimmed off because they're uneven?
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by gruez on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @06:53PM (#16760064)
They might be trimming the first inch or so, so that there's a neat edge
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by cm2187 on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @07:12PM (#16760221)
One can recognise an engineer to how long one can watch, fascinated, "how it's made"! It's a great show.
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by toephu2 on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @10:19PM (#16761263)
Except TP is not the solution. If a bird pooped on your arm, would you rather use a dry paper towel to clean it off or water?
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by sorenjan on Thursday April 05, 2018 @07:53AM (#16763906)
I don't get the false equivalency between your arm and your anus. The anus is neatly tucked away, and is supposed to handle fecal matter. You're not going to accidentally rub your unclean anus on some food or in your face, unless you cook differently than most people and is more flexible.

Would you put your face in your shoes for hours at a time, or rub it on the ground when you walked? Probably not, but thats no problem for the feet, because they're a different body part with different strengths and requirements.

Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by dancek on Thursday April 05, 2018 @02:37AM (#16762383)
That's a common argument, and a flawed one at that IMHO. If a bird pooped on a table, would you rub it off with your bare finger with some soap water, or would you use paper? (Granted, even this might give you the hint that dry paper isn't always the best idea.)
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by PeterisP on Thursday April 05, 2018 @03:09AM (#16762548)
Well no, the whole point is that there's shit on you in the first place already, not touching it is not an option.

You clean your arse with water so that it's clean and not just wiped with paper, just as you afterwards will wash your hands instead of just wiping them on a paper towel.

Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by dancek on Thursday April 05, 2018 @09:18AM (#16764590)
Well, that comes down to cultural or personal preference. Some cultures consider feet unclean. Some people consider the anus unclean. How clean you try to make a body part depends on how clean you consider or expect it to be.
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by fiter on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @11:30PM (#16761541)
Soap and water. Never just water alone.
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by tomcooks on Thursday April 05, 2018 @03:25AM (#16762660)
If a bird pooped the human way (same diet and result) the solution would be a piece of dry paper or leaf
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by eveningcoffee on Wednesday April 04, 2018 @04:41PM (#16758830)
It is not just unpleasantness. It is an essential tool for the contamination risk management.
Re:What Did Ancient Romans Do Without Toilet Paper? by newnewpdro on Thursday April 05, 2018 @06:14AM (#16763428)
Wiping with TP is still relatively unpleasant and ineffective in terms of cleanliness.