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Re:Parents now spend twice as much time with their children ... by kelukelugames on Tuesday November 28, 2017 @02:45PM (#15800716)
Haha I mean professional comedians.

Also, I took pictures of baby peeing on himself to show to his future dates. Can't wait!

Re:Parents now spend twice as much time with their children ... by dvtv75 on Tuesday November 28, 2017 @09:56PM (#15804166)
Before you do that, remember that they choose your retirement home.

My father deliberately didn't take those sort of photos for exactly this reason: he knew my mother would use them to humiliate my brother and I as we got older.

Re:Parents now spend twice as much time with their children ... by IncRnd on Tuesday November 28, 2017 @06:25PM (#15802984)
Even if you lose the pictures, DAD can still tell the story. It has the same effect ;)