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Re:Parents now spend twice as much time with their children ... by IncRnd on Tuesday November 28, 2017 @02:37PM (#15800637)
> A lot of male comedians transition to family jokes after having children.

"dadmedians" Your kids will love hearing that about their dad, until they are older anyway and start to roll their eyes :)

Re:Parents now spend twice as much time with their children ... by kelukelugames on Tuesday November 28, 2017 @02:45PM (#15800716)
Haha I mean professional comedians.

Also, I took pictures of baby peeing on himself to show to his future dates. Can't wait!

Re:Parents now spend twice as much time with their children ... by dvtv75 on Tuesday November 28, 2017 @09:56PM (#15804166)
Before you do that, remember that they choose your retirement home.

My father deliberately didn't take those sort of photos for exactly this reason: he knew my mother would use them to humiliate my brother and I as we got older.

Re:Parents now spend twice as much time with their children ... by IncRnd on Tuesday November 28, 2017 @06:25PM (#15802984)
Even if you lose the pictures, DAD can still tell the story. It has the same effect ;)