I think what is really hampering Linux on the desktop is trying to play catch-up with Windows and OS X instead of rethinking the processes.
Given their managed userspace, Google can switch to something else and only OEMs would notice.
But seriously, who does that? I don't know anyone who primarily uses a desktop computer just to browse the web. That's what tablets and phones are for. ChromeOS is just one of those with a bigger screen and a keyboard, which is why it is perfect for them.
"Family desktop" was only a thing in the brief period between the internet becoming popular with consumers and the first iPhone. Outside of that period, multi-user desktops (or microcomputers, if you recall the 80s) are an extreme edge case.
I hardly seen any Chromebook on sale, or being used in coffee shops, around European countries.
In Germany when they are on sale, they happen to be a single unit, discounted multiple times until it somehow disappears from the shop.
Also not everybody who uses "complicated" setups care about "leetness", personally I use i3 (and alot of mods, customizations) because nothing compares to the ease of use + functionality for me.
I personally want more linux desktop adoption, Ive switched my parents over, trying to convert my brother.