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Re:RIP the Broccoli Tree by cableshaft on Wednesday October 11, 2017 @04:09PM (#15453003)
There's so many examples of this it's just so sad.

Joshua Tree on U2 album cover destroyed: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2971368/U2-fan-pilgr...

Kids knock down 16 million year old rock formation: https://military.id.me/news/idiots-ruin-18-million-year-old-...

One man accidentally killed the oldest tree ever: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/how-one-man-accide...

World's most isolated tree knocked down by drunk driver: https://www.treehugger.com/natural-sciences/earths-most-isol...

So sad how an act of stupidity by as few as one person can eliminate something of beauty that's been around longer than tens, hundreds, thousands of their lifetimes.

Re:RIP the Broccoli Tree by elihu on Wednesday October 11, 2017 @06:30PM (#15454098)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiidk%27yaas

> Kiidk'yaas (meaning "ancient tree" in the Haida language[1]), also known as the Golden Spruce, was a Sitka Spruce tree (Picea sitchensis 'Aurea') that grew on the banks of the Yakoun River on the Haida Gwaii archipelago, in British Columbia Canada. It had a rare genetic mutation that caused its needles to be golden in colour (rather than the usual green). Kiidk'yaas was considered sacred by the Haida people

> Kiidk'yaas was felled in January 1997 by Grant Hadwin as an act of protest against the logging industry.

Re:RIP the Broccoli Tree by mwilliaams on Wednesday October 11, 2017 @08:36PM (#15454778)
> an act of protest against the logging industry

That makes zero sense. He killed an awesome, special tree to protest killing of trees. What a loser.

Re:RIP the Broccoli Tree by mavhc on Thursday October 12, 2017 @08:14AM (#15457385)
" I didn't enjoy butchering, this magnificent old plant, but you apparently need a message and wake-up call, that even a university trained professional, should be able to understand. . . . I mean this action, to be an expression, of my rage and hatred, towards university trained professionals and their extremist supporters, whose ideas, ethics, denials, part truths, attitudes, etc., appear to be responsible, for most of the abominations, towards amateur life on this planet."
Re:RIP the Broccoli Tree by jaapz on Thursday October 12, 2017 @10:25AM (#15458144)
Fighting fire with fire
Re:RIP the Broccoli Tree by clarkenheim on Wednesday October 11, 2017 @04:17PM (#15453072)
A couple of those are not the same. When it happens by genuine accident it is not the same as vandalism.
Re:RIP the Broccoli Tree by cableshaft on Wednesday October 11, 2017 @05:22PM (#15453609)
I didn't call it vandalism. I consider it to be an equivalent loss whether it happened with intent, by accident, or a freak of nature. It's all sad to me.
Re:RIP the Broccoli Tree by vog on Thursday October 12, 2017 @08:30AM (#15457467)
Does it really make sense to apply the perception of loss for something that nature gives and takes without human influence?

For example, all those interesting formations and places that disappeared 1000 years ago - so we've never seen those in the first place - are those also losses?

By that logic, wouldn't be any form of natural change be huge tragedy, an endless sequence of losses?

Re:RIP the Broccoli Tree by seunosewa on Wednesday October 11, 2017 @04:43PM (#15453292)
Actually, it took 2 acts of stupidity. The vandalism, and the bureaucratic decision to help the vandal to finish the job.
Re:RIP the Broccoli Tree by stinkytaco on Wednesday October 11, 2017 @08:59PM (#15454870)
How do we arrive at either of those conclusions?

I, for one, know nothing of this tree other than what I have seen just now. It's entirely possible that a trained arborist (which most cities and counties employ) looked at the tree and decided it needed to be taken down or coppiced. In fact I would argue that it's much more likely that happened than anything else.

I'm actually a little disappointed that the article jumps to weird conclusions in an attempt to be insightful.

Re:RIP the Broccoli Tree by andrewem on Thursday October 12, 2017 @08:59AM (#15457600)
I didn't know what the verb "coppice" means, but it turns out to mean cutting off the top of a tree so that new growth will occur: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coppicing
Re:RIP the Broccoli Tree by wavefunction on Wednesday October 11, 2017 @09:49PM (#15455089)
The 'oldest tree ever' is still alive, probably because its location is undisclosed publicly:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methuselah_(tree)

Re:RIP the Broccoli Tree by sammoorhouse on Wednesday October 11, 2017 @11:24PM (#15455437)
The “oldest tree ever” is always alive!
Re:RIP the Broccoli Tree by jamesrcole on Thursday October 12, 2017 @03:02AM (#15456170)
That's not true.

You mean "the oldest tree now" is always alive.

Re:RIP the Broccoli Tree by stephengillie on Wednesday October 11, 2017 @06:48PM (#15454222)
Waiting for the day some space-bound joy-rider flies through the Rings of Saturn and leaves big gaping holes. How many years will it take the custodian moons to clean up?
Re:RIP the Broccoli Tree by jerf on Wednesday October 11, 2017 @06:56PM (#15454279)
The rings are comfortably larger than Earth: http://www.arcadiastreet.com/cgvistas/images/saturn_&_earth_...

To do any damage at any speed you'd notice would be a self-correcting problem as whoever tried it would be destroyed. It's definitely not a problem you're going to see within your lifetime.

Re:RIP the Broccoli Tree by hnzix on Wednesday October 11, 2017 @08:13PM (#15454681)
Until someone uses a gravity well projector to write "BURMA SHAVE".
Re:RIP the Broccoli Tree by phlakaton on Wednesday October 11, 2017 @06:33PM (#15454133)
The lesson here, clearly, is: tall poppies get mowed. It is known. :-/
Re:RIP the Broccoli Tree by wavefunction on Wednesday October 11, 2017 @09:47PM (#15455083)
Who would mow their poppies? Other than the Dutch?
Re:RIP the Broccoli Tree by phlakaton on Thursday October 12, 2017 @03:46PM (#15460739)
I learned it from an Australian. Go figure. :-)
Re:RIP the Broccoli Tree by NoGravitas on Thursday October 12, 2017 @08:26AM (#15457443)
The nail that sticks up will get hammered in.
Re:RIP the Broccoli Tree by foxhop on Wednesday October 11, 2017 @10:17PM (#15455197)
white house allows mining company to destroy this: http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/10/politics/bristol-bay-salmon-in...
Re:RIP the Broccoli Tree by dmix on Thursday October 12, 2017 @11:04PM (#15463009)
That hasn't passed yet, nor has the mining company 'destroyed' it.

> Pebble still would have to apply for permits before building a mine in Bristol Bay. Two public hearings will be held in Alaska on the topic this week. And the public has until October 17 to comment on Pruitt's proposed policy reversal before it could be finalized.

Re:RIP the Broccoli Tree by apatters on Thursday October 12, 2017 @02:01AM (#15455963)
I'd call that a lesson on the impermanence of beauty.
Re:RIP the Broccoli Tree by FussyZeus on Thursday October 12, 2017 @08:15AM (#15457392)
If it were ended by time or natural cause, then so be it. It's sad but it's unavoidable. Idiots are avoidable, they're just often determined and why we can't have nice things.
Re:RIP the Broccoli Tree by breischl on Wednesday October 11, 2017 @07:12PM (#15454368)
Or knocking over a goblin rock formation, for "safety"

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/18/goblin-valley-boy-...

Re:RIP the Broccoli Tree by Reason077 on Wednesday October 11, 2017 @05:48PM (#15453800)
Damn. I sure hope nothing happens to this famous tree that I grew up with in New Zealand:

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=that+wanaka+tree&tbm=isch

Re:RIP the Broccoli Tree by dsacco on Wednesday October 11, 2017 @05:57PM (#15453872)
You’re aware of the irony in posting this, right?
Re:RIP the Broccoli Tree by dmix on Thursday October 12, 2017 @11:00PM (#15462997)
> That year, a well was dug near the tree, offering a hint to how it had managed to survive in the sand. The tree, only around 10 feet tall, had roots that stretched down more than 100 feet to the water table.

Amazing.