Re:Apple staffers reportedly rebelling against open office plan
by sitkack on Tuesday August 08, 2017 @09:40PM
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Just use mothballed planes as offices. A steward could come down the isle every couple hours and give us snacks and drinks. When the build breaks, they can turn off the air as punishment.
Hook them into some sort of huge ferris wheel, saves on space and keeps attrition low.
Yeah, I don't see the problem either.
In fact, I don't understand why companies don't just install long airplane style seating rows in their open office plans and have everyone work from laptops literally on their laps... that way we'd be able to cram even more people in the same space, and just think about all the useful socializing and spontaneous conversations that would occur as co-workers were climbing over each other to head for the restrooms.
/s (just in case)