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Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by ChuckMcM on Monday February 06, 2017 @10:08PM (#13586650)
I like this one:

An American tells a Russian that the United States is so free he can stand in front of the White House and yell, "To hell with Ronald Regan." The Russian replies, "That's nothing. I can stand in front of the Kremlin and yell, 'To hell with Ronald Regan,' too."

Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by desdiv on Monday February 06, 2017 @10:15PM (#13586686)
I like how Ronald Reagan delivers this joke: https://youtu.be/mN3z3eSVG7A?t=131
Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by sundvor on Monday February 06, 2017 @11:10PM (#13586941)
What a great find. Linked from that video, a great one on ageism in politics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z97_qDsrqgU

Reagan surely knew to carry himself in a presidential manner.

Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by nikcub on Tuesday February 07, 2017 @01:56AM (#13587651)
Crazy to think that today almost every candidate was older than what Reagan was then. Clinton was only 6 months younger.
Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by Florin_Andrei on Tuesday February 07, 2017 @02:21PM (#13591840)
> Reagan surely knew to carry himself in a presidential manner.

He was a good actor.

Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by sundvor on Tuesday February 07, 2017 @05:10PM (#13593381)
> He was a good actor.

At least he wasn't a megalomaniac.

Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by Florin_Andrei on Tuesday February 07, 2017 @08:27PM (#13594866)
> At least he wasn't a megalomaniac.

Well, most Donald Trump supporters would take offense upon hearing how you characterize their idol. But since most of them are unlikely to be lurking round these parts, I guess that's okay.

Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by godshatter on Wednesday February 08, 2017 @03:05PM (#13601524)
Even some of us who aren't Trump supporters are getting tired of the incessant Trump-bashing.
Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by Florin_Andrei on Wednesday February 08, 2017 @07:05PM (#13603444)
Some of us Trump unsupporters grew up under actual totalitarian regimes and are extremely sensitive to certain types of behavior at the top of government. Canaries in a coal mine, if you will.
Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by sundvor on Wednesday February 08, 2017 @09:03PM (#13604027)
Funnily enough I never assigned "megalomaniac" to a certain name; it appears it was just assumed I was talking about Trump.

That being what it is, seeing it as an outsider to the US, the glove certainly appears to fit. If good people can't stand up to this sort of behaviour, and call it for what it is, I am rather worried.

Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by jacobush on Tuesday February 07, 2017 @05:46AM (#13588503)
What's bark?
Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by soheil on Tuesday February 07, 2017 @01:44AM (#13587605)
epic
Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by CarlNew on Monday February 06, 2017 @11:46PM (#13587109)
I love this one:

What would happen if the desert became a socialist country? Nothing for a while, and then there would be a sand shortage.

Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by ptaipale on Wednesday February 08, 2017 @02:26AM (#13596503)
A variation: What's the shop that never has empty shelves in a socialist country?

The shelf shop.

Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by Terr_ on Wednesday February 08, 2017 @02:00AM (#13596386)
A grain shortage, even.
Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by sohkamyung on Tuesday February 07, 2017 @01:43AM (#13587599)
I wonder: in today's political climate, would saying this joke, substituting "Donald Trump" for "Ronald Regan", get you arrested by the US Secret Service and/or KGB this time round? ;-)
Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by pvdebbe on Tuesday February 07, 2017 @01:54AM (#13587639)
Have you seen the news coverage of the protests and rioting in the US? Every other has a sign that says, "Fuck Trump"
Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by labster on Tuesday February 07, 2017 @02:54AM (#13587847)
Sorry, I don't think there's any evidence of rioting in the US recently.
Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by 3chelon on Tuesday February 07, 2017 @09:08AM (#13589407)
This is a classic example of how tyranny changes a nation's sense of humour. This joke could just as well have been made under Stalin.
Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by pareidolia on Tuesday February 07, 2017 @05:34AM (#13588452)
Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by Brakenshire on Tuesday February 07, 2017 @06:09AM (#13588604)
Like this:

http://www.spygun.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/millbank-win...

More photographers than rioters, and around the corner 30,000 people marching peacefully.

Reported like this:

https://psupopculture.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/british-st...

Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by Sagittary on Tuesday February 07, 2017 @07:16AM (#13588832)
He was just joking around, he memed you.
Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by pc86 on Tuesday February 07, 2017 @09:22AM (#13589503)
> he memed you

No. This has to stop. For the love of all that is good and holy this has to be the line in the sand that we do not cross. This is too much for the English language to take and still survive.

Meme cannot be a verb.

Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by YeGoblynQueenne on Tuesday February 07, 2017 @12:00PM (#13590696)
>> Meme cannot be a verb.

Yeah, stop verbing your nouns, dammit.

Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by kbenson on Tuesday February 07, 2017 @06:12PM (#13593905)
Whenever I get upset about this, I have myself a run. ;)
Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by tastythrowaway on Tuesday February 07, 2017 @02:06PM (#13591705)
Yeah, nobody ever does that. Go ahead, google it.
Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by Chris2048 on Tuesday February 07, 2017 @09:01AM (#13589344)
What about at Berkeley?
Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by cmdrfred on Tuesday February 07, 2017 @09:30AM (#13589561)
Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by dx034 on Tuesday February 07, 2017 @04:50AM (#13588296)
You forgot the /s
Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by ChuckMcM on Tuesday February 07, 2017 @01:57AM (#13587656)
And that is the funny part of the joke for me, what would Vladimir say if you told him you didn't want Donald running the country. :-)
Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by atemerev on Tuesday February 07, 2017 @04:22AM (#13588190)
There's a modern one on that (circulated in Russia pre-US election):

"Today, violent clashes between Clinton and Trump supporters occurred at Red Square and Manezhnaya. Moscow police had to resort to tear gas and water cannons"

(Disclaimer: I totally don't work for the CIA).