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Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by CarlNew on Monday February 06, 2017 @11:46PM (#13587109)
I love this one:

What would happen if the desert became a socialist country? Nothing for a while, and then there would be a sand shortage.

Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by ptaipale on Wednesday February 08, 2017 @02:26AM (#13596503)
A variation: What's the shop that never has empty shelves in a socialist country?

The shelf shop.

Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by Terr_ on Wednesday February 08, 2017 @02:00AM (#13596386)
A grain shortage, even.