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Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by ChuckMcM on Tuesday February 07, 2017 @01:57AM (#13587656)
And that is the funny part of the joke for me, what would Vladimir say if you told him you didn't want Donald running the country. :-)
Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by atemerev on Tuesday February 07, 2017 @04:22AM (#13588190)
There's a modern one on that (circulated in Russia pre-US election):

"Today, violent clashes between Clinton and Trump supporters occurred at Red Square and Manezhnaya. Moscow police had to resort to tear gas and water cannons"

(Disclaimer: I totally don't work for the CIA).