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Re:Classic IT short jokes collection by ursus_bonum on Thursday November 17, 2016 @05:38PM (#12982410)
Two strings walk into a bar.

The first string says, "I'll have a rum and coke."

The second string says, "Same here.#uu6€^My¥ZZ~~0◀<bell><bell><bell><tab>000x[,_5"

And the first says, "Sorry, my friend here's not null terminated."

Re:Classic IT short jokes collection by acheron on Thursday November 17, 2016 @06:01PM (#12982579)
An ASCII character walks into a bar. The bartender says "What's wrong?" The ASCII character frowns and says "I have a parity error." The bartender nods and says "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."
Re:Classic IT short jokes collection by johnny_snq on Thursday November 17, 2016 @05:21PM (#12982277)
A binary number was walking with it's head down. Some guy asks: Hey, are you sad? The binary number responds: No, I'm just a bit off...
Re:Classic IT short jokes collection by exolymph on Thursday November 17, 2016 @04:15PM (#12981667)
I question the decision to format this entire post as <h2> but I like the jokes :)
Re:Classic IT short jokes collection by alexgotoi on Thursday November 17, 2016 @04:16PM (#12981680)
thank you for your feedback. I also question myself this.
Re:Classic IT short jokes collection by qwertyuiop924 on Thursday November 17, 2016 @04:25PM (#12981793)
I didn't get the ICMP one. Or the RHEL one.

But the .DS_Store joke was great.

Re:Classic IT short jokes collection by mig39 on Thursday November 17, 2016 @04:33PM (#12981870)
Repetitive, because you send a bunch of ICMP packets, all the same, over and over again. Think ping.
Re:Classic IT short jokes collection by alexgotoi on Thursday November 17, 2016 @04:28PM (#12981819)
I think those are inside jokes.
Re:Classic IT short jokes collection by qwertyuiop924 on Thursday November 17, 2016 @04:53PM (#12982061)
They're all inside jokes!
Re:Classic IT short jokes collection by alexgotoi on Thursday November 17, 2016 @04:55PM (#12982083)
you got me
Re:Classic IT short jokes collection by mnkmnk on Friday November 18, 2016 @12:07AM (#12984519)
ICMP echo request packets, hence repetitive
Re:Classic IT short jokes collection by alexgotoi on Thursday November 17, 2016 @04:11PM (#12981615)
Tell us your best!
Re:Classic IT short jokes collection by DKnoll on Thursday November 17, 2016 @04:59PM (#12982122)
Lotus Notes.