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Re:Classic IT short jokes collection by ursus_bonum on Thursday November 17, 2016 @05:38PM (#12982410)
Two strings walk into a bar.

The first string says, "I'll have a rum and coke."

The second string says, "Same here.#uu6€^My¥ZZ~~0◀<bell><bell><bell><tab>000x[,_5"

And the first says, "Sorry, my friend here's not null terminated."

Re:Classic IT short jokes collection by acheron on Thursday November 17, 2016 @06:01PM (#12982579)
An ASCII character walks into a bar. The bartender says "What's wrong?" The ASCII character frowns and says "I have a parity error." The bartender nods and says "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."