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Re:Choosing names for your computers by nreece on Friday April 23, 2010 @10:50PM (#1290171)
A nice naming scheme (for server names) I read about somewhere suggested following the periodic table. Element names can be used as the server names and corresponding element numbers as corresponding IP addresses (subnet suffix) of the servers.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by AngryParsley on Saturday April 24, 2010 @01:45AM (#1290434)
There are other advantages to this naming scheme. Element abbreviations can be used as short DNS names. For example, both lithium and li could resolve to 192.168.1.3.

Also, groups of elements can correspond to types of computers. Halogens can be embedded devices, noble gasses can be gaming machines, alkali metals can be file servers, etc.

Re:Choosing names for your computers by mojuba on Saturday April 24, 2010 @04:34AM (#1290599)
I'd use radioactive elements for Windows servers.

Also, hydrogen - firewall/GW, oxygen - mail server, carbon - public web server, iron - source repository.

Re:Choosing names for your computers by sketerpot on Saturday April 24, 2010 @12:10AM (#1290307)
That's as good an excuse as any to post the Periodic Table on the wall.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by soult on Friday April 23, 2010 @11:18PM (#1290222)
While looking at the serverfault thread linked somewhere in this post, I found the following site: http://www.namingschemes.com/

It's a whole wiki full of naming schemes. It actually included the one I am using (Battlestar Galactica callsigns), which I though should have been pretty unique.

Re:Choosing names for your computers by froo on Friday April 23, 2010 @11:21PM (#1290227)
BSG callsigns, cool - I've been naming my machines after 80's transformers for years!
Re:Choosing names for your computers by sunkencity on Saturday April 24, 2010 @02:59PM (#1291392)
i have two machines on a similar theme the first is called battlestar. and the other is galactica. my backup box is called medic.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by joezydeco on Friday April 23, 2010 @11:53PM (#1290280)
I heard of one organization that used disasters. Titanic, Hindenburg, Ishtar... the nice part is that you keep getting new ones all the time.

I'd probably avoid Eyjafjallajokull, though.

Re:Choosing names for your computers by abalashov on Saturday April 24, 2010 @06:52AM (#1290708)
Especially since the technically correct spelling is Eyjafjallajökull. :-)
Re:Choosing names for your computers by avar on Saturday April 24, 2010 @07:42AM (#1290740)
In IDN that's xn--eyjafjallajkull-jtb, quite the server name.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by tvon on Friday April 23, 2010 @11:19PM (#1290223)
My first naming scheme revolved around monkeys, I had spacemonkey, funkymonkey and.. I forget the third. That one didn't scale well.

For a short while I used characters from children's books (mom is a librarian who loves children's books), this included lafcadio, lorax and grinch.

Right now it's robots from Futurama. Bender, flexo (the Win XP dual-boot of bender, which is OSX), clamps, roberto (the crazy, stabbing robot), calculon and my dedicated server, robot-devil.

Not that anyone asked, but hey, naming schemes are fun!

Re:Choosing names for your computers by andrewvc on Saturday April 24, 2010 @02:31AM (#1290482)
Hah, so I'm not the only one to go the Futurama robots route. My personal fave is Boxy (Is he objecting or backing up? I can't tell!)
Re:Choosing names for your computers by tvon on Saturday April 24, 2010 @02:33PM (#1291343)
Good name for a Boxee box.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by groaner on Saturday April 24, 2010 @12:11AM (#1290308)
Finally, a use for Google Sets: http://labs.google.com/sets
Re:Choosing names for your computers by ax0n on Saturday April 24, 2010 @01:32AM (#1290415)
I've never seen that before. When I was in college, I named all my machines after songs by Orbital. This worked pretty well since they were, back then, cranking out a new album every couple of years or so. I added chime, midnight, and halcyon to Google Sets to see what it would come up with and every other suggestion on its list was the name of an Orbital song. Nice.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by lief79 on Friday April 23, 2010 @11:10PM (#1290207)
Only time I remember having interesting computer names out side of college, the companies lawyers put a squash to it. Infectious diseases just has so much creativity to it.

I suspect they were ok with "cholera", but someone in the legal department got upset with "ebola". I think the rest had been disabled by that point, and I'm sure they were already off the internal dns.

Re:Choosing names for your computers by calcnerd256 on Saturday April 24, 2010 @05:09PM (#1291570)
My naming convention is naming conventions. My server is named slogan, my tablet is named color, my netbook is named protagonist, my car (a Nissan Quest) is named Tribe, my ad-hoc wireless network's ssid is synonym, my external drive is named planet, and my server's replacement will be named category.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by harpastum on Friday April 23, 2010 @11:07PM (#1290203)
Previous article and lively conversation on this subject: http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=834817
Re:Choosing names for your computers by philwelch on Friday April 23, 2010 @10:44PM (#1290158)
Classic. I have a naming scheme for my personal laptops--female characters from sci fi series. I've had an aluminum PowerBook named Kira, a black MacBook named Dee, and an aluminum MacBook named Kara so far.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by waterlesscloud on Friday April 23, 2010 @10:57PM (#1290182)
My current naming theme is Song Of Ice And Fire characters. The netbook I'm writing this in is named Tyrion, for example.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by Osmose on Saturday April 24, 2010 @12:30AM (#1290330)
My boss is the sysadmin for my school's CS department; there is an IT department that every other department uses, but they're slow and useless.

For the longest time, their servers were named after ships, such as Bismark, Arizona, Enterprise, etc, while all of our servers were named after things that sink ships, such as Broadside, Salvo, Crash, Leak, etc.

Re:Choosing names for your computers by carbocation on Friday April 23, 2010 @11:17PM (#1290221)
Fittingly, we name our servers after universities. Ivy League colleges are web-facing, the Pac-10 are database servers, and the Claremont colleges are dev boxes. Ultimately no scheme will hold up, but at least we have a few thousand pre-made names to use.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by ghshephard on Friday April 23, 2010 @10:59PM (#1290188)
I name our servers after the asset tag numbers. DNS can then be used to provide an inventory of our data centers. It also ensures we have a programatic and automatic way to name machines, and numbers are remarkably memorable after a while.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by js2 on Friday April 23, 2010 @11:02PM (#1290193)
Any scheme based on a pool of names does not scale. If you have big plans, a sequence is the way to go.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by soult on Friday April 23, 2010 @11:11PM (#1290211)
There are lots of pools you could use that offer a vast amount of names, assuring that you never run out even if you have a very large number of hosts. Good examples in my opinion are names of things existing in real life, e.g. band names, names of famous (CS) people, ..., while fictional names (characters from some book) tend to run out too soon.

You could even partition hostnames, e.g. all workstations in room 1 are named after famous rock stars, all workstation in room 2 are named after famouse rappers, etc.

Re:Choosing names for your computers by bmelton on Saturday April 24, 2010 @12:27AM (#1290327)
I get that there isn't a serious argument here, but how do you reconcile when the guy using 'megadeth' moves to a different cubicle?
Re:Choosing names for your computers by cgranade on Friday April 23, 2010 @11:20PM (#1290226)
For my personal systems, I choose names of demons (since they run lots of dæmons). I get a little thrill out of not knowing what to name something, and taking it as an excuse to go look up cool names.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by callahad on Saturday April 24, 2010 @03:38PM (#1291450)
I'm quite fond of using typefaces -- you can be surprisingly descriptive:

Arial (laptop), Futura (internet tablet), Minion (home server), Courier (router), Perpetua (VPS), etc.

Re:Choosing names for your computers by spudlyo on Friday April 23, 2010 @11:10PM (#1290209)
Don't use antagonistic or otherwise embarrassing names.

Oops. My work computer is Spaz, my iPhone is Dirty Sanchez and my laptop is Dingleberry.

Re:Choosing names for your computers by mfr on Saturday April 24, 2010 @07:23AM (#1290732)
At the risk of self-promotion, a while back I did a presentation on naming schemes for network devices, which have slightly different requirements than servers:

http://www.nanog.org/meetings/nanog31/abstracts.php?pt=NjExJ...

Re:Choosing names for your computers by petercooper on Friday April 23, 2010 @11:04PM (#1290198)
A big(ish) hosting company I once worked for used Caribbean islands. This rapidly turned out to be a mistake and it quickly turned into any islands, then cities, then god knows what :-)

My current scheme is using major LA thoroughfares (Pico, Victory, Ventura, etc) but as I'm unlikely to scale beyond two digits, I'm not worried ;-)

Re:Choosing names for your computers by s-phi-nl on Saturday April 24, 2010 @06:36PM (#1291692)
Re:Choosing names for your computers by petercooper on Saturday April 24, 2010 @07:30PM (#1291764)
Very cool! I suspect they did not exhaust that list :-) Though "Barrel of Beef" doesn't seem like server name material to me.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by pg on Saturday April 24, 2010 @12:39PM (#1291109)
We used Tintin characters: tintin, haddock, calculus, snowy.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by statictype on Saturday April 24, 2010 @10:40PM (#1292024)
Going on a tangent: Did you read Tintin while living in America? Because from what I've understood, those comics are almost unheard of there. Is that not true?
Re:Choosing names for your computers by pg on Sunday April 25, 2010 @12:02AM (#1292131)
I don't know about the rest of America, but they were pretty well known in Cambridge, where I first discovered them.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by starkfist on Saturday April 24, 2010 @10:46PM (#1292034)
I've seen many volumes of Tintin at the bookstores in NYC, both independent shops and Barnes & Noble. I also remember them from youth, but wasn't a big fan. I don't think they are super popular, but have been available.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by projectileboy on Sunday April 25, 2010 @02:42PM (#1293224)
Last summer, I went through the whole series with my kids as bedtime stories (minus Tintin in the Congo and Tintin in America, which are a little beyond my PC threshold). We loved them! I have no idea why every kid in America doesn't slurp them up like candy.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by gbookman on Thursday April 29, 2010 @02:34AM (#1303761)
Blisterin' barnacles! I was introduced to Tintin with the animated series on Nickelodeon. Probably watched too much TV when I was a lad
Re:Choosing names for your computers by ErrantX on Saturday April 24, 2010 @04:45AM (#1290607)
I use random names from Firefly - there is actually a goodly number of you think about it for a bit.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by nrr on Friday April 23, 2010 @11:22PM (#1290228)
I use names from various books, in no particular fashion. Most of my names are from Tad Williams books, but I've been known to use the names of Anne McCaffrey's dragons as well, with some names from Norse mythology tossed in for good measure.

My current workstation is pfefirrit. In the past, I've had fizz, click, karthwine, ninebirds, nuzzledark, nipslither, bast-imret, earnotch, and knet-makri as servers. My old workstations were cloudleaper, bite-then-bark, pop, hushpad, and tailchaser. My firewall was meerclar.

As far as laptops go, I've used munin, hugin, odin, krelli, skoggi, krauka, nrefa-o, mnanth, and caylith.

Back when I did IT for a couple of schools, I used chemical compounds in a certain fashion to reflect room numbers.

Re:Choosing names for your computers by wfarr on Friday April 23, 2010 @11:08PM (#1290204)
We use names of beers and liquors. Works well enough.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by patrickk on Saturday April 24, 2010 @12:20PM (#1291074)
In college, I had a lecturer who named companies in an assignment after characters in The Wire (Avon Barksdale etc). It's possible he downloaded this from the internet though. It certainly made things a little more interesting.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by KC8ZKF on Saturday April 24, 2010 @12:59AM (#1290372)
Bond women. Kissy, Pussy, Solitaire, Domino, Vesper, Honey, Goodnight...
Re:Choosing names for your computers by groaner on Saturday April 24, 2010 @01:05AM (#1290376)
Bonus points for when someone asks which computer you are using and you say, "I'm on Pussy."

I worked at a place that gave female names to all the computers. It was a little awkward.

Re:Choosing names for your computers by jallmann on Saturday April 24, 2010 @01:11AM (#1290385)
josh@moneypenny:~$ echo "I actually do the exact same thing."
Re:Choosing names for your computers by watmough on Friday April 23, 2010 @11:47PM (#1290272)
Mine are named after Star Trek characters.

Troi (MacBook), Picard (iMac), Locutus (Mini), Crusher (MBP).

At uni, most of the computers were named after distilleries. i.e. Livet, Morangie, Grant, Islay etc.

Re:Choosing names for your computers by duck on Saturday April 24, 2010 @01:14AM (#1290391)
I once used programming languages for a small lab. They were identical machines and the weird thing was 'java' was the slowest and 'arc' always needed to be rebooted.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by alanh on Saturday April 24, 2010 @01:12AM (#1290388)
For my own devices, I just name them anything related to space exploration. I make it memorable and appropriate. Launchpad was where I did all my creative work. Pocket Rocket was a Mac Mini. My iPod was Cassini (comparatively small / weak spacecraft); when I lost it, I posthumously renamed it Atlantis (after the Shuttle).

Originally I named devices after computer science visionaries — the computer I built, I named Kilby, after Jack Kilby.

Re:Choosing names for your computers by kordless on Saturday April 24, 2010 @01:08AM (#1290381)
In the 90s, fruits. Coconut, kiwi, orange. Had a Cisco named passion. When you'd ping it from the Solaris box (pineapple) it would say "passion is alive".

Around 2000 with Grub I did bugs. Ant, roach, mosquito, brainbug (from starship troopers).

2005 or so a buddy got started using Roman names for servers. Dido, Leptis, Aeneas, Ulysses, Spartacus.

My home computers are super heros/villains. Superman, ironman, greenlantern, jeangrey, magneto, thing, hulk.

Re:Choosing names for your computers by bmelton on Saturday April 24, 2010 @12:33AM (#1290335)
I've always had (what I would guess are) odd schemes. My first naming scheme was based around beat poets (Kerouac, Ginsberg, Burroughs), but currently, my scheme is 'cool Jacks that I like', which includes Bristow, McCoy, Kerouac, Kevorkian, Kirby, etc.

BSG callsigns sound awesome, and somebody else mentioned colors, but I think scaling that gets confusing, especially if you're color blind, as I am.

Re:Choosing names for your computers by paulshort on Saturday April 24, 2010 @11:17AM (#1290977)
My main home computer, a laptop, is named Workhorse. But after seeing some of the creative naming techniques people in this thread have used, the next machine(s) added to my home network will be named using Klingon swear words.

I quite like the idea of using the word 'petaQ' to name a computer, especially if it happens to be a Windows machine.

Re:Choosing names for your computers by 100k on Friday April 23, 2010 @11:40PM (#1290257)
Probably not very original, but I use titles of SF books I like that also reflect on the machine (sometimes).

Here's some I've used:

- tau-zero

- subtleknife

- Dark Light (iPhone)

- Omega Device (iPod Nano - I like this one :)

- skyroad

- zodiac

Re:Choosing names for your computers by poutine on Saturday April 24, 2010 @01:21PM (#1291188)
My most successful naming scheme was using the names of Cheeses. There's a crapload of cheeses out there.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by JeanPierre on Saturday April 24, 2010 @01:58AM (#1290445)
I think the idea is straightforward: Use short names you use rarely, and preferably give all your computer a theme.

I'm currently using Greek Gods, but surely Roman Gods should be just as efficient. Planets should work as well, if you include imaginary planets (From, say, Star Wars)

Re:Choosing names for your computers by donw on Saturday April 24, 2010 @12:38AM (#1290346)
Doctor Who characters for my home systems here; my black MacBook is called Tardis, because it's bigger on the inside, and the Dell server was obviously styled by Davos, so it's called Dalek.

Naming schemes help keep the fun in managing computers.

Re:Choosing names for your computers by Lazlo_Nibble on Saturday April 24, 2010 @04:08AM (#1290574)
I usually pick a name based on some piece of music that's nearby the first time I get asked to set one. Sleepwalk (Santo & Johnny), Skyscraper (Underworld), Hinterland (William Orbit), Zoolookologie (Jean-Michel Jarre)...
Re:Choosing names for your computers by pcarmichael on Saturday April 24, 2010 @12:12PM (#1291066)
I've gone the Lord of the Rings route before using locations: shire, barrowdowns, moria, lothlorien, isengard, mordor, rivendell, etc. The only bad thing was that only about one in ten people knew how to spell isengard.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by ableal on Saturday April 24, 2010 @05:46AM (#1290661)
Amusing take:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/06/22/verity_stob_name_you... - Don't call me Ishmael - Choosing a name for your new PC

Re:Choosing names for your computers by thewileyone on Friday April 23, 2010 @11:43PM (#1290263)
Coruscant, Hoth, Yavin, Dagobah, Tatooine, Dantooine, and of course, Deathstar
Re:Choosing names for your computers by Keyframe on Saturday April 24, 2010 @10:10AM (#1290859)
My workstation is named Casper, because it had a fried motherboard and I thought it was dead. Other option was Lazarus. Notebook is Pegasus, because it's powerful and can "fly around". Render nodes are RNn.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by wanderr on Saturday April 24, 2010 @05:41PM (#1291610)
Our sysadmin insists on using numbers to name systems, in combination with an abbreviation representing the OS. For example, RHL015 is our 15th server running CentOS (Red Hat Linux). It's quite maddening!
Re:Choosing names for your computers by decavolt on Friday April 23, 2010 @11:43PM (#1290261)
Thundercats. I name all of my machines after the Thundercats.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by ryane on Saturday April 24, 2010 @12:36PM (#1291101)
Roman emperors: augustus, tiberius, caligula, claudius, etc.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by a-j-h on Saturday April 24, 2010 @04:46PM (#1291533)
I have in the past used characters from the Wheel of Time.

Currently using types of peppers in work.

Using characters or items from Neuromancer for personal stuff. My netbook is onosendai.

Re:Choosing names for your computers by riobard on Saturday April 24, 2010 @05:47AM (#1290666)
I'm following the Futura characters. My Unibody MacBook is called Bender because it indeed has a shining metal ass (although different kind of metal) :D
Re:Choosing names for your computers by jff on Saturday April 24, 2010 @01:54AM (#1290442)
I just name them after whatever I feel like. Among them: alpha, hiro, zoidberg, LOKI (VMS box), fafnir, glenda, p9, illiac, jerq, perq, and beer.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by d0m on Saturday April 24, 2010 @12:40AM (#1290349)
Disney chose to name their computers like some planets; while the NASA chose to name their computers like some Disney characters :p
Re:Choosing names for your computers by Supermighty on Saturday April 24, 2010 @12:41AM (#1290352)
I used to name my computers after Cathedrals but there weren't enough that sounded neat. So I switched to names of English cities.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by jballanc on Friday April 23, 2010 @11:33PM (#1290243)
My portable is always DeepThought, my desktop/workhorse machine is always Earth, and my backup volume/server is always Magrathea
Re:Choosing names for your computers by blogimus on Saturday April 24, 2010 @03:23PM (#1291425)
We used Babylon 5 characters on one network, but kept getting "duplicate name exists on network" when we got to "Zathras"
Re:Choosing names for your computers by thwarted on Friday April 23, 2010 @10:58PM (#1290185)
I kept running out of names with various schemes, but right now all my machine names are words that end in x.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by RodgerTheGreat on Friday April 23, 2010 @11:25PM (#1290234)
I go with colors. My main machines are Indigo and Violet, and I have a server under my bed called Aubergine.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by rikthevik on Saturday April 24, 2010 @04:55PM (#1291550)
Transformers names have worked well for me. FortressMaximus and OmegaSupreme being some highlights.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by thestoicattack on Friday April 23, 2010 @10:55PM (#1290178)
All my computers are named after Star Wars planets. The recently acquired MacBook Air is "naboo".
Re:Choosing names for your computers by ivenkys on Saturday April 24, 2010 @04:17AM (#1290581)
Google sets and Greek mythological figures . For my personal list of 7 computers that's fine.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by kmano8 on Tuesday April 27, 2010 @03:18PM (#1299336)
The twelve classical olympians were always enough for me, too.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by thought_alarm on Saturday April 24, 2010 @12:50AM (#1290363)
My computers and devices are named after popular females of the 1920s:

- myrtle

- mindy

- mabel

- ilene

- irma

- iris

- patsy

- floy

- agnes

- nellie

Nellie, of course, is my beautiful NeXT cube.

Re:Choosing names for your computers by binarymax on Saturday April 24, 2010 @04:12AM (#1290579)
My names are always the planets, and 'SOL' is always the name of my PDC.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by systemtrigger on Saturday April 24, 2010 @12:05PM (#1291051)
I want a computer like Tony Stark's in Iron Man, so named mine Jarvis.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by tdmackey on Saturday April 24, 2010 @05:04AM (#1290621)
I use names of Star Wars planets and my wireless ssid is The Outer Rim
Re:Choosing names for your computers by 8plot on Saturday April 24, 2010 @04:22AM (#1290587)
I like naming systems after ex-coworkers, and especially ex-managers.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by davidw on Saturday April 24, 2010 @06:43AM (#1290702)
This is, incidentally, the same Don Libes of Expect and Tcl fame.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by iamdave on Friday April 23, 2010 @11:05PM (#1290201)
I've got a pretty simple naming convention: interstates.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by dotBen on Saturday April 24, 2010 @01:20AM (#1290404)
f@@k, s@@t, c@@t, crap, fart, bollocks, ar@e, etc all work great for computer names for me.
Re:Choosing names for your computers by dotBen on Saturday April 24, 2010 @03:20PM (#1291417)
I knew I would risk karma on this one. but I'm not trolling, and these are the names of my computers and servers. It has worked well for me for years.