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Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by mitchellh on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @05:15PM (#12800639)
Really great news! But something that shouldn't be overlooked is the discounts they gave in Q3 to push deliveries up.

First, those that know me know that I am a Tesla FANATIC. My girlfriend once challenged me to not talk about Tesla (motors, energy, something) for a 24 hour period. I dunno if I've ever done that honestly. I'm also an owner (no surprise given my fanaticism, lucky to be able to afford one). And I also own some TSLA.

Elon sent a company-wide email in Q3 to push sales to show profitability. I don't think its a fluke but they did something they never really do to help reach this number: they offered significant discounts on vehicles (new, pre-owned, showroom). Like, really big discounts (relative to the price of the car).

That certainly helped. Elon also sent an email at the start of Q4 that NO MORE DISCOUNTS are allowed. So I'm really very interested to compare Q3 to Q4 when that comes.

I also happen to know a lot of the people who bought a heavily discounted Tesla in Q3 feel kind of burned that right at the beginning of Q4 Tesla announced the new Autopilot hardware (that isn't retrotfitable on old vehicles). If you did your homework on Tesla though, this wasn't a surprise. It was expected that Tesla would make some big announcement to spur Q4 sales especially after Elon said there wouldn't be any capital raises in Q4 while he expected to hit Q4 numbers. You generally can't do that without some big news.

Just wanted to color this news with that. I'm still very excited!

Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by usaphp on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @05:29PM (#12800789)
> "I also happen to know a lot of the people who bought a heavily discounted Tesla in Q3 feel kind of burned that right at the beginning of Q4 Tesla announced the new Autopilot hardware (that isn't retrotfitable on old vehicles). "

Wow I guess this is the best proof of how Tesla is really changing the way auto owners think, this is something that wasn't unthinkable before Tesla and their over the air updates. Can you imagine a BMW owner complaining that his 2015 model does not have stuff that new 2017 models will get??

Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by tw04 on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @05:54PM (#12801001)
No, but I can imagine a BMW owner complaining that the 2016 model came out 3 weeks after he bought his 2015, with no notice from BMW, the sales guy, or the press. And that the 2016 model came with a bunch of new features he really wanted and would've been willing to pay for.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by will_hughes on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @11:39PM (#12802747)
> no notice from BMW, the sales guy, or the press

Tesla has done this for a long while. Newer larger battery pack options, newer interior and tech package options, and completely new performance and configuration options (insane, dual motor, and autopilot 1.0 all hit at once)

While there wern't announcements ahead of time what was coming, there were often advance notice that there was an announcement coming, and even when there wasn't - there was a big period of quiet from Tesla leading up to it.

For Autopilot 2.0 everyone knew it was coming for at least the Model 3 launch (Elon said as much at the Model 3 announcement), they just brought it forward.

It is really no different to what happens to customers for a bunch of other tech companies. Canon sure doesn't tell anyone when their new models are coming out - you know it'll probably happen at a major trade show, but only if you're someone that follows that kind of thing. The average customer at their camera shop isn't going to have the sales guy say "Hey, wait a week and we'll have the next version available."

Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by vsl on Thursday October 27, 2016 @05:14AM (#12803762)
Yes, they keep doing it, and if you pay close attention to Tesla, you’re aware of it. You’re also aware of rumors of AP2 coming. If you don’t follow Tesla news, you’re in for a surprise.

Regardless, I think it’s a fair critique: buyer’s remorse is a real thing with Tesla. It’s one thing to buy a $3000 computer from Apple and have it replaced with a much better one the next week, it’s another to buy a $100K car and have a major improvement two weeks later.

Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by misterhtmlcss on Thursday October 27, 2016 @01:18PM (#12807074)
Everyone discounts before they launch a new product. You don't need to follow Tesla to know a new product is eminent when you walk into a show room and they knock $10k of the price because you look pretty or walk nicely. Big deals and big discounts with serious need are always informative to the buyer.

Plus people but cars when then want cars, some will always lament they could have waited a bit, but most I expect will be happy to own a Tesla that was (and is) amazing just a few days ago.

Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by erezyehuda on Friday October 28, 2016 @12:19PM (#12817632)
I don't think making an good buying decision should need to take subliminal cues into account, like someone predicting a storm by a sudden shift in wind behavior, and forcing your customer base into this buying paradigm is a huge risk for resentment and product dissatisfaction.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by totalZero on Sunday October 30, 2016 @06:35PM (#12832867)
Car manufacturers generally telegraph their intentions for introducing new technologies in advance of actually unveiling the new models. People who buy a new 2016 Honda Accord generally can find out exactly what's going to be in the 2017 model just by googling around a little. Not the case with Tesla.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by kakarot on Thursday October 27, 2016 @05:33AM (#12803824)
At the end of the day however, it is not Tesla's responsibility nor in their best interest to educate their customers to make intelligent purchasing decisions.

If you want change in this regard, it's not going to come from Tesla.

Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by lallysingh on Thursday October 27, 2016 @08:09AM (#12804387)
It can lead to buyer hesitance, which is a problem. Why buy now when the car can suddenly become better? Without any understanding of when it would get better, or how much, the fear of the regret can be substantial.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by lmm on Thursday October 27, 2016 @07:21AM (#12804188)
Well if BMW communicate upcoming changes much better than Tesla do, maybe I'll buy BMW instead. Shrug.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by saiya-jin on Thursday October 27, 2016 @10:06AM (#12805183)
depends what kind of brand they are trying to develop. with cars many people are still traditionalists and stick to what they were happy with.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by mtgx on Thursday October 27, 2016 @09:30AM (#12804941)
It doesn't help that Tesla tends to have long delays for cars.

For instance, let's say I pre-ordered a Model 3 now. But I won't get it the first half of 2019. And then a month later, Tesla announces Model 3 with Autopilot 2.5 hardware or whatever, holographic HUD, and so on. And that new car will ship within 2 months. Then I'd feel pretty screwed by Tesla...

Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by greglindahl on Thursday October 27, 2016 @01:34PM (#12807234)
You don't understand the Tesla order process. People waiting in line for Model 3 have not picked the exact details of their cars -- they do that right before the car is produced. If new stuff is announced, it's immediately available. So the only people who are pissed are those whose cars are in the assembly line.

In short, the delay between reservation and receiving the car is not an issue.

Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by 086421357909764 on Thursday October 27, 2016 @10:23AM (#12805297)
If they announced upgrades and that the new car was shipping in 2 months you would be at whatever current build was being deliver (sans any cosmetic changes they may request your input on). If the manufacturing lines are updated to add features as a baseline after you order but before your build, you will get whatever they are.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by forgetsusername on Thursday October 27, 2016 @05:10AM (#12803750)
Canon sure doesn't tell anyone when their new models are coming out

Big difference between buying a camera and buying a car.

Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by will_hughes on Friday October 28, 2016 @06:35PM (#12821353)
Depends entirely on perspective - for a student just getting into photography, buying a DSLR from Canon is pretty evenful and a significant portion of their income/savings.

For a young professional, buying a $35k car is probably just as eventful and significant to their savings/expenditure.

Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by eanzenberg on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @05:57PM (#12801027)
You sure? Cause in this analogy, the 2015 model was at a serious discount while the 2016 has no discount at all.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by tw04 on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @06:07PM (#12801114)
I'm sure. It's one thing to be told "Hey, there's a new model right around the corner. But we have this guy on a steep discount to clear out inventory."

vs. "Hey, we have this great sale going on. What, new model? Naww, we are just having a sale!!"

The incumbent MFG's literally have "new inventory" sales on their last-years model to clear out inventory. They let you know well in advance that a new car is coming with new features so you can make an informed decision.

Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by taneq on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @08:21PM (#12801949)
> It's one thing to be told "Hey, there's a new model right around the corner. But we have this guy on a steep discount to clear out inventory."

Is this not what "hey this 1-2 year old model is on super duper sale right now, it's really cheap, you should buy it!" means? Is a steep discount on older stock not always code for "better shift these before new model comes out"?

You see Apple fanboys fall for this one every time, too. "Yay I got a new iPhone 5 last week and it was SO CHEAP, I'm a genius... wait wtf they just announced the iPhone 6."

Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by vsl on Thursday October 27, 2016 @05:15AM (#12803771)
“Fanboys” don’t, they’re well aware a new iPhone is coming in September. And no, Apple doesn’t lower old iPhone prices until after the new is on sale.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by Anasufovic on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @06:39PM (#12801368)
I think we know which path leads to better sales.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by usrusr on Thursday October 27, 2016 @04:40AM (#12803651)
Both, depending on where in the company lifecycle the sales happen.

The upstart, by virtue of simply not yet having that many potential repeat customers around, is targeting first time buyers. The goodwill created by having as little obsolescence as possible far outweighs the extra sales they might get through it. This tradeoff changes significantly once a company is established and the number of potential repeat customers is high. Now it's always a balance between repeat sale likelihood and repeat sale cycle duration.

Different forms of obsolescence have different effects in different markets. E.g. unlike smartphone makers, car manufacturers tread very carefully when it comes to longevity. Red book value and all that. So what do they do? They have perfected the generational model update cycle. New generation cars are literally designed to make the predecessor look old, because that is the most acceptable repeat sale driver. Tesla just isn't there yet.

Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by kmonsen on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @07:09PM (#12801576)
And which path leads to buyers remorse.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by Anasufovic on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @07:38PM (#12801738)
It's similar to iPhones, countless complaints yet those same people keep buying them.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by Vik1ng on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @08:11PM (#12801896)
Really? iPhones seem to have somewhat predictable cycles. I have owned 4 and every time I pretty much knew when a new one would come out.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by rblatz on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @09:39PM (#12802276)
iPhone 7s or maybe iPhone 10 will ship around September 20th 2017.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by usaphp on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @06:20PM (#12801217)
I doubt any auto dealer's sales person will gamble to let a customer know that he should not buy the car right now and he should wait for later...they have bonuses to collect, and the faster they move old inventory the better bonuses are.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by komali2 on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @06:56PM (#12801483)
I thought Tesla doesn't sell through dealers?

edit: I'm absolutely positive I'm missing the joke here

Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by taneq on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @08:23PM (#12801956)
The fact that they 'don't sell through dealers' just means that they are the dealer. All of the usual sales guff still applies.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by komali2 on Friday October 28, 2016 @05:03PM (#12820674)
So that's what I mean - I thought there was no opportunity to haggle for a Tesla - they're a shop and the price is what it is. I thought?
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by forgetsusername on Thursday October 27, 2016 @05:12AM (#12803757)
This might be true if you think that all salespeople are scumbags and that the Internet doesn't exist as a source of information on future models.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by jandrese on Thursday October 27, 2016 @11:44AM (#12806050)
Can you image going to a BMW dealership and having the salesguy tell you "You shouldn't buy this car, we have new ones coming out in two weeks"?
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by duaneb on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @07:24PM (#12801669)
Even in the case the 2015 model was heavily discounted? Seems like a classic deprecation strategy.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by NotSammyHagar on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @11:42PM (#12802759)
They don't reduce prices on "last year's car" unless its been driven as a demonstrator. There were scattered rumors of a few cars being discounted - Tesla said we shouldn't ever do that but it seems a few places did it. There's never been heavy discounting.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by Retra on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @07:34PM (#12801722)
New models of cars come out every year. It seems something easy to be unsympathetic about; Nostradamus could have predicted that new cars with new features are right around the corner. That's the perpetual status quo.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by NotSammyHagar on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @11:41PM (#12802755)
I can see why that would be irritating. But they did it the last two years - announce updates in Oct/Nov. And they will do it again next year. The difference from regular cars is there's not such a long lead time between announcement and delivery, it just kind of hits the market right after. They are going for a cell phone kind of experience, where it's continually improving.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by balls187 on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @06:13PM (#12801161)
Doesn't BMW update models roughly on the same schedule every year?
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by jeffwilcox on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @06:31PM (#12801306)
Yes, the manufacturing gets reset with very minor updates, but nothing too major.

It's tough because if you are custom ordering a car mid-year there's a question as to whether to wait for a production allocation in the new model year or not.

Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by usaphp on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @06:15PM (#12801179)
No, there is no "schedule every year": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BMW_5_Series
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by balls187 on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @06:45PM (#12801407)
There is a difference between the platform update, and model year updates.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by gambiting on Thursday October 27, 2016 @03:51AM (#12803505)
I am actually complaining quite a lot that my 2016 Mercedes does not have(and probably won't have the option to retrofit) Android Auto compatibility, while the 2017 model has it. It's literally the same head unit, with a firmware upgrade - it pisses me off.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by NotSammyHagar on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @11:38PM (#12802744)
For the past 2 years they also announced new stuff at the October/November boundary. 2 years ago, it was the autopilot hardware with the camera in the front and radar. Cars before Nov 2014 didn't have the camera in the front (some of the them had the front radar). It was obvious to anyone paying attention that this is the time frame when they announce updates.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by sergers on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @08:15PM (#12801914)
I am complaining about my recently purchased 2016 Mercedes e-class doesn't include similar autopilot features as 2017 e-class.

Check :)

Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by vinay427 on Thursday October 27, 2016 @01:10AM (#12803057)
Correct me if I misunderstood your comment, but I'm not sure how that's relevant. The point here was that Tesla's upgrades were seemingly random and unannounced, leaving buyers unsure of whether to take advantage of a discount or whether it was a "trap." In my experience with conventional car companies one can usually ask the company or read postings on when the next model year will be released, but minor changes are typically not made at random times.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by tempestn on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @11:33PM (#12802728)
It's strange from the other side too. With technology it's normal to be able to get updates, but for new tech to eventually come out that makes the old stuff obsolete. A clear sign that this is about to happen is... deep discounts on the existing product.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by luca_ing on Thursday October 27, 2016 @09:27AM (#12804908)
> Can you imagine a BMW owner complaining that his 2015 model does not have stuff that new 2017 models will get??

I am complaining, at least inwardly :-)

Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by zippergz on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @08:35PM (#12802021)
I take it you don't spend a lot of time on car forums. People complain about this kind of stuff all the time.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by azernik on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @10:23PM (#12802464)
It's actually a very Apple strategy - discount the old iPhone, the fans realize a new one is in the pipeline but nothing's announced, and then the new one is finally released.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by gruturo on Thursday October 27, 2016 @03:46AM (#12803493)
The iPhone is on an extremely predictable release cycle. Especially fans would absolutely know that one comes around the last week of September every year. This scheduling got changed only _once_ (moved from June to September), and this was not kept secret.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by abhorrence on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @10:38PM (#12802533)
But the iPhone is predictably released each year, so I'm not sure this is really the same.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by azernik on Thursday October 27, 2016 @02:24AM (#12803246)
But differing times of year. So fans use the discounts as a leading indicator of releases on the month to 2 month scale.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by secabeen on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @07:34PM (#12801721)
>Really great news! But something that shouldn't be overlooked is the discounts they gave in Q3 to push deliveries up.

Elon stressed in the call that they did not give significant discounts, and the few that did happen were not to be repeated.

Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by erikpukinskis on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @10:08PM (#12802409)
The exact quote:

"Our vehicle gross margin increased Q2 to Q3. One of the other things I've seen out there is that somehow we achieved these numbers as a result of widespread discounting. That is absolutely false. There were a few discounts but they were few and far between and that has been absolutely shut down to zero. You can see that in the fact that the vehicle profitability increased, even excluding ZEV credits, Q2 to Q3."

Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by mikeash on Thursday October 27, 2016 @11:19AM (#12805833)
I'm guessing this is a bit of misdirection. Outright discounts on the purchase price probably were rare and not supposed to happen, as he says. However, from what I've seen from new buyers in that period, it was nearly universal for Tesla to waive the $1,200 "destination fee," which is effectively a $1,200 discount on the purchase price. They also have a referral program going which gets you $1,000 off, although that's been going for something like a year now and isn't new for Q3. That's a $2,200 total discount on many vehicles, which isn't a whole lot on a car that starts at $66,000, but it's something.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by jrv on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @08:41PM (#12802042)
Exactly! There were very few discounts, and they were never sanctioned to begin with. Elon made it clear in that internal email that these were not allowed by Tesla's internal policy. Had nothing to do with this quarter's profitability, as reaffirmed by him in today's earnings call.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by ebalit on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @05:34PM (#12800846)
Did the Q3 email say that it was to boost sales to show profitability?

I think it's fair to assume that they discounted the price because they were close to announce an "hardware" update.

Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by mitchellh on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @05:35PM (#12800850)
The Q3 email specifically said it was to boost sales to show profitability. You can find it via Google, it was publicly leaked.

That doesn't make your latter point wrong though, that was probably true too!

Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by ebalit on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @05:43PM (#12800923)
I checked the Q3 email [1] and while it is indeed about motivating their teams to reach profitability, it doesn't mention any discount.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by franciscop on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @06:44PM (#12801403)
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by jasonlingx on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @07:29PM (#12801693)
This email does not mention anything about discounts. It does not even mention sales. It does talk about "building and delivering every car we possibly can".
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by ebalit on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @07:56PM (#12801830)
I think GP just linked to the email because I cited it but forgot the link.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by briholt on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @05:32PM (#12800825)
Along with discounts, it's worth mentioning there were also some accounting changes in Q3 and they cashed in all of their ZEV credits for the year. So the profit didn't come easy.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by enimodas on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @05:29PM (#12800800)
How do significant discounts create more profitability? Isn't that like "we lose money on every sale, but make it up in volume."?
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by jacquesm on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @06:08PM (#12801123)
It may move volume up enough for a brief period to display profitability, but the catch is that if the quarter following it does not have a very special attraction of its own that you will likely see the quarter after it substantially lower. Essentially it moves sales from the next quarter to the current one.

Tesla likely reasoned that they would have a huge up in Q4 and instead of having one quarter with profitability (Q4) they could spread it out and show two consecutive profitable quarters with even higher profits in Q4.

This may indicate they will be attempting to raise more money early next year, it's the kind of 'good news' that investors like to see.

Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by fweespeech on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @05:33PM (#12800837)
Per-unit margin goes down (but is still profitable per unit) but you make up in volume to create a profit.

Tesla's main costs aren't the cost per unit but the engineer/software costs iirc.

Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by Reason077 on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @06:10PM (#12801135)
@cortesoft - It takes a lot of time and infrastructure investment to ramp up production to those sort of levels.

This has actually been Tesla's business plan all along: start with a low volume, high-priced product (the Roadster) and gradually move towards successively higher volume, lower cost models.

Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by jrv on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @08:43PM (#12802051)
As per the earnings call, the profit per unit actually went up, and the discounts were never sanctioned and also not relevant to this end result.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by cortesoft on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @06:02PM (#12801073)
If they make more profit by selling more units at a lower price... then why don't they always just do that?
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by jacquesm on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @06:11PM (#12801138)
They don't make more profit per vehicle, they just made more profit in a short window of time by doing more sales but this may not be sustainable because it just shifts sales around rather in time at a lower profit per vehicle.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by fweespeech on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @07:15PM (#12801617)
Production bottlenecks.

Tesla is constantly behind on producing cars for its customers. They just wanted to generate money now rather than later.

Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by mikeash on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @06:38PM (#12801363)
Building lots of cars is hard. It takes a lot of time and money to ramp up production capacity to this level. They've been building cars as fast as they could for years now.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by samfisher83 on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @06:42PM (#12801381)
If that was the case why did their gross margins also go up?
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by forgetsusername on Thursday October 27, 2016 @05:15AM (#12803769)
ZEV credits count as automotive revenue.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by briantmaurer on Saturday October 29, 2016 @06:24PM (#12826794)
"My girlfriend once challenged me to not talk about Tesla (motors, energy, something) for a 24 hour period. I dunno if I've ever done that honestly. I'm also an owner (no surprise given my fanaticism, lucky to be able to afford one). And I also own some TSLA."

I talk about Tesla a ton as well. My GF is similar, but with dogs. We made an agreement that whenever I talk about Tesla I have to replace 'Tesla' with 'dog'. She does the reverse.

Let me tell you, there is this new dog, it is so fast. And this dog has a low center of gravity which is great for handling. The craziest thing is that this dog can go from 0-60mph in just 2.8 seconds, it is ludicrous!

Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by topbanana on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @06:50PM (#12801441)
Out of interest, what levels of discount were on offer?
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by mikeash on Thursday October 27, 2016 @11:21AM (#12805847)
It was common for Tesla to waive the $1,200 "destination fee," and they also have a referral program going which gets another $1,000 off.

There were also some stories of people getting bigger discounts, like getting the 60kWh to 75kWh battery upgrade at no additional charge. Those were supposedly rare and were not supposed to happen, though.

Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by Vik1ng on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @08:18PM (#12801929)
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by aidenn0 on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @11:03PM (#12802634)
You're telling me I could have gotten a steep discount on an S in Q3? How big a discount are you talking about; I've avoided test-driving one because I don't want to drop that much cash on a car.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by mikeash on Thursday October 27, 2016 @11:22AM (#12805856)
It's probably good that you missed it. They made a huge improvement in the Autopilot hardware in cars built after October 10th. Tesla says that with software updates, that hardware will be capable of full self-driving.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by matt4077 on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @06:17PM (#12801195)
I don't see how a discount changes their profits(!) dramatically – especially considering Tesla does its accounting on an accrual basis. It's perfectly possible (and actually wanted) that someone walks onto a car lot with a fat bundle of cash, uses it to buy a car, drives off – and the whole transaction didn't change profits at all.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by guiomie on Thursday October 27, 2016 @09:49AM (#12805062)
If the discount is what brought profitability, than wouldn't this mean the car is mispriced?
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by nodesocket on Thursday October 27, 2016 @12:53AM (#12803004)
Nice writeup. I do think this quarter is a bit misleading because of the 139million emission credit. Howerver, I believe they've done just enough to move the needle and support investor confidence.

By the way, huge fan of HashiCorp Mitchell. ;-)

Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by WillAbides on Thursday October 27, 2016 @07:52AM (#12804320)
I didn't notice that was Mitchell. Makes sense. The one time I met him in person we talked about Tesla.

Now I need to track down Elon Musk to discuss Consul.

Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by smtheard on Thursday October 27, 2016 @01:14PM (#12807028)
Hah! How random to see someone I used to play warcraft on hackernews posting about TSLA, what up mitch.

Totally agree with you on this, long elon musk is always the play.

Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by dylanz on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @09:38PM (#12802272)
My girlfriend also told me to stop talking about Tesla. She would actually get angry when I started talking about Tesla news :(
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by harryjo on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @11:37PM (#12802740)
That sounds like extreme short-term thinking that is used to fool investors and partners until the gig is up next quarter.
Re:Tesla reports first quarterly profit in more than three y... by revelation on Wednesday October 26, 2016 @05:29PM (#12800806)
They always do a "end of quarter push" of sorts. It's the terrible reality of being a publicly traded company where a few discrete points in time decide the up and down.

Presumably that is also why Elon doesn't want SpaceX to go public. That kind of push could easily end in a giant fireball there.