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Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by akiselev on Friday October 07, 2016 @11:15AM (#12661290)
I've been to Burning Man several times and this article is spot on. No matter which year I go, there is always some new group "ruining" the event according to the "true" burners (and since BM is all about inclusivity, this group seems to grow exponentially). The first few years I came, the moaning was about "sparkle poanies", people in their 20s who came to party for a week with drugs, costumes, and glitter... without bringing a weeks worth of food or water and no tent or shade structure. This evolution is inevitable and it doesn't change the fact that there is no event like Burning Man on the planet. Standing in the middle of a dessert as a city as vibrant and alive as the Vegas strip pops up around you is an experience I'd recommend for anyone.

In my opinion, the only group that is on the path to actually "ruining" BM is the organization itself. From the rapid price hikes to the parking passes to general incompetence running infrastructure for such a large popup event to clashing egos, every time I talk to a current or former employee I get the sense that BM is run by children, half of whom want to run it like it's the 90s when the event was a tenth of the size it is today. The worst part has been the antagonism between the BM org and the BLM/local law enforcement. Every move the org makes seems to make life harder for attendees (although the cops seem to have stopped arresting for drugs, giving out heavy fines to recoup lawsuit costs instead, so I guess that's a plus).

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by dpwgroupie on Friday October 07, 2016 @12:19PM (#12661835)
You've probably never read the DPW handbook, well you're not supposed to, it's not for public release. The Borg staff organizations know what they're doing, and they do a great job. You don't ever notice it, because by the time you arrive it's already there. DPW and Gayte have worked hard to make everything run seamlessly. The portopotties have shade so they're not as hot and gross, there's a huge power grid, lines have been running smoothly for entrance and exodus the last three years. Arctica makes sure that everyone can have fresh food and cold drinks. HEAT ran 12 hour shifts 24 hours a day to make sure all the art projects could finish. Sign crew make sure that every street corner is marked so that ambulances and emergency services will always have a point of reference (that's what those pvc posts are for). There's many more departments that work hard to make sure that staff and volunteers are fed, taken care of, and that safety is first.

The borg is operating in their best interests, but the departments that make burning man happen work really hard to always improve year after year. So when that crusty DPW person flips you off, try saying, "thank you for your work".

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by hinkley on Friday October 07, 2016 @12:44PM (#12662024)
When I was in high school I belonged to a club that ran two events every year. The spring event pulling in people from a 100 mile radius, the fall one from two states away. Other organizations in bigger nearby towns had a wider draw but for a town of 100,000 we were pretty well known.

When I joined the same guy had been president of the club for years. And it wasn't until after I went to college that he retired, mostly from the grumbling. The fall event was run by a local business but manned by us and workers from another local business (the owner of the latter is now the mayor). And of course without the excellent town and county infrastructure services, few would have come that far.

It wasn't until I grew up and moved away and joined other clubs that I realized how much hard and smart work these people were doing, and how tremendously hard it is to replicate.

When an event almost goes right, it's easy to forget that because you only see the thing that went wrong.

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by akiselev on Friday October 07, 2016 @12:51PM (#12662087)
I have no doubt they work really hard and believe in what they do but Burning Man succeeds every year because of the attendees and volunteers, despite the BM org best efforts to throw a wrench in the works at nearly every stage. I'm not talking about portapotties [1] or road signs or exodus (I don't expect BM org to magically expand the two lane road from Gerlach into a megahighway anyway). DPW does a great job with what they're given by management.

I camp with a lot of volunteers, former employees, and people in charge of setting up BM's telecom, power grid, and organizing some of the other invisible infrastructure. Their work is done before the gates are open to genpop. The horror stories I hear from them every year range from missed payments for equipment and well past due invoices for infrastructure services to miscommunication among the staff that makes it hard for specialized volunteers to do their work (like setup telecom, organize logistics) to the occasional temper tantrum by leadership. Look no further than the utter hell they go through nearly every year negotiating with the BLM and LEOs, entirely of their own doing because they butt heads with the other negotiators. Pro tip: don't antagonize your only two vendors for land and security because your attendees suffer the consequences through harassment and higher ticket prices!

More importantly, infrastructure has not gotten that much better over the years despite the sky rocketing ticket prices and attendance. It wasn't until a few years ago, too, that someone with actual experience in logistics and infrastructure was finally put in charge of the work.

Also, DPW handbook not for public release? It's right there on the BM website accessible through a Google search [2].

[1] When did portapotties get shade? They should have had them since the 1990s and I don't remember any in 2014.

[2] http://dpw.burningman.com/docs/dpwhandbook2016.pdf

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by RangerScience on Friday October 07, 2016 @10:18PM (#12665317)
Fuck that, throw a bottle full of liquor at them.
Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by hashkb on Friday October 07, 2016 @11:50AM (#12661579)
> no event like burning man on the planet

Check out regional burns. They're smaller, but many are not ruined yet.

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by happypants23 on Friday October 07, 2016 @01:08PM (#12662210)
Ha. I've gone to AfrikaBurn a few times (largest burn after Burning Man). It started circa 2007 and the old-timers are already complaining that its ruined. Also juicy politics like this: https://medium.com/@kurtsiegfried/fear-and-loathing-at-afrik...
Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by kbenson on Friday October 07, 2016 @01:26PM (#12662344)
That is perhaps the most densely phrase-ridden rant I've ever encountered. it's worth reading just to marvel at how much can be implied while saying so little definitively. The author effortlessly weaves idioms and references to create a narrative of abuse, which makes it easy to relate to the circumstances alluded to.

It's masterful work, because even though I know nothing about any specific details, and this leaves ,me wanting to know those details before I take it as gospel, the truth is that a few months from now if AfrikaBurn came up in conversation, what I would likely remember is that I had read that it has real organizational and sociological problems. So, I guess that's goal achieved for this author, no matter how much at this point I want verification before accepting this.

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by jzwinck on Friday October 07, 2016 @08:53PM (#12665037)
You're right. I proved it to myself by reading the whole thing replacing AfrikaBurn with IBM. It really works; e.g.:

> By sleight-of-hand and the wholesale and completely unnecessary import of an unwieldy American pop culture franchise, a group of creatively blocked shadow artists, bureaucrats and box tickers are making an elaborate and specious lunge at celebrity through curation-by-funding. Employing savvy redistribution of money, they stand on the shoulders of established, older artists and their fashionable, younger counterparts, thus hoping to crown themselves the fairy godmothers of local pop culture. In short, involvement in IBM appears to be nothing more than a cynical exercise in associative branding for themselves and, in some cases, the products they promote in the real world.

With apologies to IBM. You can use Monsanto or Tata Motors if you prefer.

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by danharaj on Friday October 07, 2016 @03:02PM (#12663123)
A masterclass in the art of vagueblogging
Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by grkvlt on Sunday October 09, 2016 @10:04AM (#12671216)
Masterful, indeed, and with some absolutely inspired turns of phrase in there. However, seeing the list of literary acknowledgments at the end, I have to wonder if there is more plagiarism that poetry happening here. Well, no matter; I particularly loved this sentence, and intend to appropriate it myself, at some point, after `s/burner/$TARGET/` has been applied:

> The burner mindset is parked on bricks in the stultifying cul-de-sac of hipster insouciance.

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by at-fates-hands on Friday October 07, 2016 @07:28PM (#12664703)
I stopped reading when I got to the "white privilege" part.
Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by CamperBob2 on Friday October 07, 2016 @05:58PM (#12664227)
This looks autogenerated. I can tell from the Markov-model artifacts, and from having written plenty of wharrrrrgarbl in my own good time.
Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by akiselev on Friday October 07, 2016 @11:59AM (#12661652)
I've been to a few of those and while they're fun, they're only like the modern Burning Man because of association ans they don't have the same scale or funding. Burning Flipside, in Texas, was really really fun though.

For those on the west coast, Fourth of Juplaya is the big gathering of Burners early in the summer but there isn't really a sense of community and everyone is really spread out.

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by errantspark on Friday October 07, 2016 @02:06PM (#12662653)
SHHHHHHH, don't tell anyone. You'll ruin it.
Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by bluejekyll on Friday October 07, 2016 @11:53AM (#12661604)
You just ruined them. ;)
Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by catscratch on Friday October 07, 2016 @11:08PM (#12665478)
http://regionals.burningman.org/

The map in that would probably overlay nicely with a global wealth map:

https://cdn.credit-suisse.com/articles/news-and-expertise/20...

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by kbenson on Friday October 07, 2016 @01:11PM (#12662240)
> many are not ruined yet.

From my "recently having read the article but never have been to burning man" mind, that makes it sound like it's just not succeeding.

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by Fomite on Friday October 07, 2016 @04:06PM (#12663546)
So what you're telling me is next year, regional burns ruined burning man.
Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by John23832 on Friday October 07, 2016 @12:02PM (#12661686)
Maybe I'm just ignorant to BM, but what does BLM have to do with this?
Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by woah on Friday October 07, 2016 @12:03PM (#12661692)
The Bureau of Land Management, aka the original BLM
Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by John23832 on Friday October 07, 2016 @12:04PM (#12661707)
Gotcha, that makes more sense.
Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by l33tbro on Friday October 07, 2016 @10:57PM (#12665445)
Yeah you might want to spell that acronym out next time. BLM certainly has a bigger association for Black Lives Matter with most people, I would think. Was equally baffled.
Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by splitrocket on Friday October 07, 2016 @02:35PM (#12662889)
You know, there is no reason you can't volunteer and instantiate the unfuckotron.

Complaining is for spectators.

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by throwaway98237 on Friday October 07, 2016 @02:37PM (#12662909)
There is always a place for constructive criticism.
Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by oldmanjay on Friday October 07, 2016 @03:58PM (#12663506)
Similarly, there is always a place to tell the critics to get off their asses and pitch in effectively.
Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by throwaway98237 on Friday October 07, 2016 @06:30PM (#12664421)
From elsewhere in the comments, the author is supposedly a volunteer. So I guess I don't see how this is pertinent here. Also, the tone is a little harsh.
Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by chris_wot on Friday October 07, 2016 @07:36PM (#12664743)
I'm sure he appreciates your constructive criticism.
Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by Uhhrrr on Friday October 07, 2016 @01:51PM (#12662538)
A lot of the rapid price hikes come from local police and the BLM hiking fees as much as possible over the years.
Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by akiselev on Friday October 07, 2016 @02:29PM (#12662840)
AFAICT all of these price hikes are a direct result of BM org behavior which has cost the event a lot of goodwill among the federal, state, and county authorities. The event is so big that Walmarts as far out as Reno section off a large part of their stores just for Burners and a significant portion of the Washoe County economy is dependent on the event. BM should have great leverage in negotiations but this leverage has been eroded over the last decade through unprofessional behavior and unnecessary antagonism.

The lawsuit against the county police was especially egregious after they couldn't get two negotiators on decent terms with each other into the same room. After that, the police fees went way up and they started trying to recoup their money by any means necessary, including enforcing laws that were never before enforced during the event. BM's principals of radical self reliance and care of the environment set it up to be a great citizen to the land, but relations with the BLM have only gone down hill despite the fact that BLM goes out of its way to support community uses of federal land like Burning Man.

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by mgce on Friday October 07, 2016 @03:08PM (#12663163)
This is a really different perspective than I've ever heard, and I'm intrigued. I've built up a lot of skepticism especially toward the Nevada authorities and their own good will (maybe not so much BLM) after hearing so many anecdotes of them making unreasonable demands and disinterest in even trying to integrate with the broader community.

And of course there's the standard argument that while BM should have leverage, they're also so wedded to the site they're essentially a captive audience. And all the authorities know this. So I'm not sure they really have so much natural power.

Anyway, I'm open-mindedly curious about your own perspective. But I still remain really skeptical about the natural good will of local law enforcement and especially that there was anything reasonable about them jacking up usage fees (e.g. the new Nevada live entertainment tax), which just feels like a plain old power play fleecing at heart.

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by bsder on Friday October 07, 2016 @03:47PM (#12663434)
> And of course there's the standard argument that while BM should have leverage, they're also so wedded to the site they're essentially a captive audience.

Then they should move. Really. Moving it even once would bring the local authorities to heel.

Montana and the Dakotas have a lot of space. I suspect some Indian tribes might be very enthusiastic about hosting something like Burning Man.

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by protomyth on Friday October 07, 2016 @06:35PM (#12664452)
> I suspect some Indian tribes might be very enthusiastic about hosting something like Burning Man.

Yeah, I wouldn't be so sure about that. I get the feeling that BM might well and truly offend some of the elders. I could see a council or two wanting the money, but I wouldn't expect smooth sailing.

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by quickquicker on Friday October 07, 2016 @09:33PM (#12665183)
Montana would be terrible for burning man, the Dakotas are a much better fit.
Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by bsder on Friday October 07, 2016 @10:03PM (#12665276)
Why would Montana be terrible? Montana may be socially conservative, but it has a very strong "Leave people the fuck alone to do what they want" streak.

For example, if I remember correctly, when the 55mph speed limit was being forced on everybody, Montana simply abolished speed limits on the big roads. When the Feds got pissy about that, they simply dropped the speeding fines to something ridiculously low with no license points.

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by jacalata on Saturday October 08, 2016 @09:12PM (#12669430)
They only want to leave you alone if they approve of what you do. For instance, they still have very harsh penalties for simple possession of marijuana and even medical marijuana still faces heavy opposition from the state government (there's a ballot proposal to reduce some of the barriers currently in place). It'd be extremely risky for Burning Man to be held there, IMO. Edit to add: this is from last year but gives some context: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/why-montana-going-backwa...
Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by akiselev on Friday October 07, 2016 @04:55PM (#12663835)
I'm also extremely skeptical of the NV police but I've heard stories from opinionated people at both extremes and many in the middle and I've settled somewhere in the center. I think both sides deserve a generous heaping of blame but it's up to BM org to make sure that the festival goers don't have to feel the fallout. They haven't done a great job of that. Here's where it gets complicated because there are several levels of law enforcement involved with decades of history with the event. Black Rock desert is also a hodge-podge of federal and local jurisdictions so it pretty much guaranteed a mess.

From what I understand, Burning Man was a curiosity in the 90s that the NV LEOs were largely ambivalent about but the relationship started to sour in the early 2000s when BM started really growing year after year. The county police did start to pull some sleazy power moves, I'm told due to an overzealous/tee-totaling Washoe county sheriff, but the BM org response was naive at best and absolutely childish at worst. The event was straining the police departments and other services in ways neither side had never imagined so I don't know if the police were power tripping or if they did genuinely need more capital to carry out their duty. Instead of capitulating to some demands and compromising like any other large scale event has to, BM org tried to get everything they wanted and in the process acted like "a bunch of big city Californians who think they're better than small town hicks" (I talked to a county LEO about this after a domestic violence arrest at an adjacent camp and those were his exact words). Mid-2000s is when I believe the relationship became antagonistic and after that there was pressure from law enforcement and the BLM to bring in more feds in greater numbers. Luckily, BLM and LEOs didn't try to use the atom bomb and block the event entirely but behind the scenes there was a year long struggle to get the event up and running on time.

After a while (late 2000s/early 2010s) BLM decided that the event had grown too big and put on another layer of bureaucracy that BM org had no experience dealing with, which again strained the relationship. Meanwhile, something happened that angered the feds (who were only there to show the public they weren't ignoring a oasis of drugs in the desert) and they started involving themselves with BLM's negotiations which further weakened and emboldened BM org. I don't know what really happened in the early 2010s but it all culminated in the 2012-13 lawsuit which cost the county millions and left a sour taste in everyone's mouth. After that LEOs went crazy with enforcement and tried to recoup their losses, which meant that all the nastiness behind the scenes started to spill over into the main event.

I've built up this perspective second and third hand over the years so take it all with a grain of salt. At the end of the day attendance and ticket prices skyrocketed, law enforcement became more and more obstructive, and the quality of the infrastructure didn't really improve but its hard to know what's going on unless you're in the org.

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by chris_wot on Friday October 07, 2016 @07:33PM (#12664719)
My goodness, so what you are saying is that Burning Man is ruining Burning Man?

Someone really should stop Burning Man from participating. I mean, someone needs to stop Burning Man from being destroyed and what better way of doing this than by stopping Burning Man itself?

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by ianamartin on Friday October 07, 2016 @04:08PM (#12663565)
>there is no event like Burning Man on the planet.

There's another event that happens I'd like to tell you about.

It's a place where people get together with friends and strangers to share thoughts, ideas, drugs of one kind or another, and even gifts.

It's a place that sometimes does get ruined, and sometimes does not--most often ruined by the organizers themselves. It has a lot on common with burning man.

There are people there who will agree with your attitudes about art, music, culture, and technology. There are people who will disagree so hard they want to punch you in the face.

We even burn things down--sometimes literally, sometimes figuratively.

It's a great event, and I speak for everyone involved when I suggest that you participate.

It's called real fucking life. Feel free to join us any time.

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by mgce on Friday October 07, 2016 @04:30PM (#12663711)
Bringing Burning Man's inspiration into real life is one of the great outcomes of the experience. It gives me and many people I know much greater confidence in being open, giving and playful toward friends and strangers in the real world when we get back. It's really neat to bring out moments of spontaneous interaction and smiles, i.e. simple moments of raw human connection, in interactions that would normally be met with people buried in their cell phones, avoiding eye contact, and basically doing anything possible to avoid having to acknowledge their fellow human beings.

There's another word for this that doesn't use phrases like "Burning Man" or "real life". That's: "community". My experience has been that it's harder to find and sustain enthusiastic community in the real world. When it happens it's of course great, but people in their day to day tend to be resistant to it. Temporary experience with a more open, enthusiastic, and non-judgmental community than you're normally used to can be an invigorating experience for some.

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by ianamartin on Friday October 07, 2016 @05:28PM (#12664038)
That's because community in the real world is hard. It shouldn't be, but it is.

Cowering away from that difficulty isn't something to be proud of. Isolating yourself in a shell of people who agree with you isn't the right way to go about making dreams come true or enacting social change, which we badly need.

If you want a community in your life, go build one. Don't sit around telling us all how awesome it is to be a part of one that was pre-built and probably won't exist tomorrow.

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by mgce on Saturday October 08, 2016 @12:01PM (#12667388)
You're fundamentally misunderstanding what I and others are saying.

We're talking about the opposite of cowering away. We're talking about the exact community building you value - both out there and back at home.

You're also clearly writing with a chip on your shoulder. I don't know what bad experience created that chip, but I'm not interested in fighting you or putting down your own experience. Please try to offer the same in return.

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by marssaxman on Friday October 07, 2016 @10:25PM (#12665343)
Nobody's cowering from the difficulty; many of us go to Burning Man precisely because we are strongly motivated to invest in community-building, and the combination of a challenging physical environment and a wide-open social environment make it a great place to exercise and improve our skills. People very commonly come back and build interesting new community organizations in the "real world" using the skills and connections they've developed through their trips to Burning Man.

A temporary city turns out to be a great place for experimenting with new or at least different ideas about social organization, because it reduces the risk. Every organization has an opportunity to rebuild itself every year, so you can always decide to try something new, if you think it might work better than what you did before; if it fails, well, you just muddle through until it's time to go home and then try something different next year. There's a rhythm of organizational renewal and evolution that comes from the evanescence of the infrastructure. At home, organizations are never so flexible, and you get far fewer chances to go through the process of building one, so it's harder to develop the kind of experience that makes you good at it.

Furthermore, you can't underestimate the significance of the prohibition on commerce. Capitalism is such a pervasive element of everyday life that it's easy not to notice just how often our communities solve hard problems by simply retreating, and restating the problem in the form of a transaction. You can't get away with that at Burning Man; you have to engage with people socially if you want to get anything done. It's an extra layer of discipline that makes things harder, but more satisfying - not easier.

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by Tossrock on Friday October 07, 2016 @04:56PM (#12663841)
I downvoted you because your comment was gimmicky and needlessly antagonistic while not making a substantive point. Do you think Burning Man attendees don't live in the real world? Do you think you've achieved that much more than Eric Schmidt or Elon Musk (notable attendees) that you can talk down to them?
Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by aorloff on Friday October 07, 2016 @06:34PM (#12664443)
Sorry but those are NOT notable attendees. Notable attendees have CREATED something notable that they shared on the playa.
Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by oh_sigh on Friday October 07, 2016 @05:00PM (#12663861)
Elon Musk and Eric Schmidt are also notable attendees in Real Life.
Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by ianamartin on Friday October 07, 2016 @05:19PM (#12663984)
That's fine. You're totally allowed to downvote me.

But pulling celebrity names out of a hat is not an argument. It's actually a fallacy. It's called appeal to authority. You should check it out, but I doubt you will.

I'm upvoting you for honesty. You're not right, but you're honest about it. I approve.

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by zazen on Friday October 07, 2016 @05:44PM (#12664136)
You chose to reply only to the final, weakest part of Tossrock's comment. Yes, you're quite right, dropping celebrity names isn't much of an argument. The rest of his comment seemed pretty bang-on to me. I'd be curious to know if you have any reply to "Do you think Burning Man attendees don't live in the real world?"

Whoever said "there's no event like Burning man on this planet" was a bit breathless, but going <<durr, try real life instead>> isn't much of a reply. If you want to start listing fallacies, I think what you have there is a false dichotomy.

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by true_religion on Friday October 07, 2016 @08:54PM (#12665043)
Celebrity name dropping isn't appeal to authority when the question is "are there no people who attend that are successful?"

Naming successful and wealthy individuals is a good counter, and we reach for naming celebrities because everyone knows them as opposed to naming Joe from accounting at XYZ corp, who has 1.2M in the bank but no one knows.

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by Tossrock on Saturday October 08, 2016 @09:46PM (#12669524)
I'm very familiar with appeal to authority, which is not what I've done. Appeal to authority is when you argue "Statement X is true because authority Y said it is". This is not what I said - I listed examples of successful, well regarded people in the "real world" who have attended Burning Man, as a refutation of your (poorly stated) premise that people who attend Burning Man do not also accomplish things in the real world.
Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by chris_wot on Friday October 07, 2016 @07:42PM (#12664761)
I actually enjoyed this post and voted it up. Provocative, probably too harsh, but one of those rare comments that are incredibly unpopular, far too snarky and yet made me think and showed a lot of insight.

I'd take the downvotes as a job well done. I don't suggest you do it again though.

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by lintiness on Friday October 07, 2016 @04:11PM (#12663587)
does real life have any of these sparkle ponies the burning man savants are so afraid of? they sound cool.
Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by kaybe on Friday October 07, 2016 @05:19PM (#12663989)
Try this band: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-jN3vH26NQ

(Warning, NSFW!)

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by ianamartin on Friday October 07, 2016 @05:15PM (#12663960)
NYC has sparkle ponies pretty much year around. You learn to ignore them after a while. I'm from a pretty small farm town in Texas. What you learn after a while in a big city is that anyone who is trying to get your attention is trying to take your money. Sometimes it's a sparkle pony hooker; sometimes it's Comcast. Other times it's someone who went to burning man "when it was cool."

Every individual I've ever met who went to burning man was irritating, broke, begging for money, and full of "good" business ideas that were either "stolen" by huge megacorporations or just straight up idiotic business ideas "that would totally work if people weren't so close minded."

Whatever. My experience is anecdotal, and I'm not going to judge 8000 people based on my interactions with a couple of dozen.

Wait, no, that's not true. I'm totally judging all of them. You want a real human experience with unsanity and sharing and creativity and ugliness and real human stuff and burning things?

Go home to where you live. Be poor there. Hell, be moderately wealthy there.

Look, I'm about as in favor of arts and philosophy as a person can be. I spent 20 years as a professional violinist before I got in to technology. I spent years teaching music theory and history. Now that I have a better living as a developer, I volunteer for a dance company in Brooklyn, and I run an El Sisteme program in the Philippines with my brother.

I get it. There are more important things in the world than material wealth, and exploring yourself and other people in a non-traditional way is valuable.

But this is ridiculous. There are better and more honest ways to do this than burning man.

BM pisses me off because it's a waste of resources. All those people in the desert doing whatever it is they do is person-power that could be directed at a worthy cause that could accomplish the same thing.

Aside from my volunteer work I write 8 checks a year, for a thousand bucks a piece. I give them explicitly to the kinds of orgs that I don't work with on a daily or weekly basis. I give my time to orgs I know and love and care about. I give my money to those that I don't.

You want to do something good for you? You want to find out who you truly are? You want confidence to know that you're doing okay? You want to find out if your ideas have legs?

Spend a day with the homeless. Go to a foreign country and teach their poor what you already know.

Spend your Burning Man money on something that is worthwhile and will actually teach you something about yourself and your fellow man.

I really, really, really strongly despise Burning Man people. You don't actually want good for yourself or for others; you just want to feel like you are good to yourself and others.

Fuck you, I hate you all.

I hope that a hater on HN has now ruined burning man.

The best and most intellectually honest thing BM could do right now is shut the whole thing down. Burn it down.

But that will never happen. And we all know why. BM is a business now.

Businesses never commit suicide. Only people do. Maybe think about that the next time you want to go to burning man. Just sit on a phone waiting for someone who has a problem that's so bad he or she wants to end it.

None of you will ever do that because you are extreme and insane narcissists.

We are fucked. We live in a world where it's sort of okay for David Foster Wallace to kill himself, but it's also okay for idiots to go to burning man to "find" shit.

To put it the way the kids do: "I can't even . . ."

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by mgce on Saturday October 08, 2016 @12:14PM (#12667445)
This entire comment is deeply ignorant and ill-spirited. You don't understand Burning Man. There's nothing wrong with that; it's not an easy thing to understand, particularly if all your knowledge is second-hand anecdotal.

Where you go astray is when you pass judgment anyway. You are not qualified to judge the moral value of peoples' experiences at Burning Man any more than they're qualified to judge the value of your own experience and efforts.

There's a lot to legitimately critique about the event. I'm sorry you feel unwilling to see it at face value - at which point interesting discussions can really happen - and instead want to go for a fatalistic scorched earth policy of bringing down an entire community based on your own biases and personal projections.

That community will continue to welcome you if and when you ever approach it with some humility.

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by Gruselbauer on Friday October 07, 2016 @08:39PM (#12664971)
I really cannot say anything either way on BM, having never been on the same continent and all. I do respect your point, violently creative energy is a spontaneous phenomenon to me, something that emerges on the fringes and gains momentum inversely proportional to its factor of acceptance. I for one, ex *-addict turned sysadmin with a few stories from the darker corners of life, have found that to be generally the case, but there are exceptions every now and then. I know very little about BM, people here only rarely have heard of it and of those nobody ever went, so one person tells tales of a drugged out Sodom & Gomorrha kind of place, others of a syndicalist camp, others again of pretentious Silicon Valley guys letting off steam playing the bohemians for a week. Don't know what is true, no immediate plans to find out.

What I strongly, absolutely, vehemently dispute is that David Foster Wallace killing himself was anything but the worst hit English literature took, ever. Guy wouldn't have been as sharp and witty and beautiful without a long standing relationship with pitch black despair, but man how I wish he'd have lived to produce an oeuvre of Pynchonesque dimensions.

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by mgce on Saturday October 08, 2016 @12:33PM (#12667515)
Hey Gruselbauer,

In specific response to your pondering the many faces of Burning Man - at core it's a temporary city of 70,000 people. That means it's a large and diverse place. That's why you can hear so many wildly different stories about what kind of place it is - it's each of those to the different people who seek those things.

Think of it like any other city - is New York a debaucherous party destination? A crucible for art and theater? A whitewashed yuppie land of banks and condos? An immigrant melting pot? A loud and dirty merry-go-round that never stops? A home of amazing, beautiful, inspired people who try their hardest to craft a community where people can live and thrive?

It's all of those things. And more. Cities are too complex and diverse to be reduced to a single dimension. Burning Man is no exception. There's a reason they call is Black Rock City.

In that sense, it's in so many ways a reflection of whatever you seek and however you feel. If you go into it looking to party that's what you're going to find. If you bring open energy and enthusiasm for your fellow human being, and a desire to simply connect and bond with others, you'll find that in bounds. If you bring a fear of pretentious Silicon Valley tycoons using it as their own self-serving dumping ground, you can find that if that's really where you want to direct your energies. And so on.

That's of course also why you'll continue to hear so many varied opinions on it (and so many explanations of how it's been ruined). Some people are convinced it's the epitome of civilization's decline. Others see it as the most important and nurturing community they've ever known. Etc. It's large and diverse enough to serve as a really big mirror to all the myriad ways people project their own identities onto it.

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by win_ini on Saturday October 08, 2016 @12:36AM (#12665703)
Dude, it sounds like you REALLY need a big HUG! Don't worry - I love you man.

Here's a virtual hug for you! Really great post and some insightful points of view that really make me think about what you are carrying along for the ride. I hope your post helps open your own mind to all of our biases, preferences and unanswered questions that everyone faces daily.

* Don't Burn the Man, Burn the Man inside You!

Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by chris_wot on Saturday October 08, 2016 @04:11AM (#12666131)
Seriously, you infuriate me with your writing, and I want you to do more of it so I can get more infuriated! I've upvoted you. Everyone who downvoted you just proves I was right to do so.
Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by drivingmenuts on Saturday October 08, 2016 @12:22PM (#12667477)
How so?
Re:A Brief History of Who Ruined Burning Man by jacalata on Sunday October 09, 2016 @02:46AM (#12670143)
It's the contrarianism version of an appeal to authority.