Re:Wanted: Ninja Rockstar Code Monkey Hacker Unicorn
by bdalgaard on Friday July 01, 2016 @10:28AM
(#12016266)
My guess was the Google line and "Plan on working ~100+ hours a week during sprints. If that scares you, don’t apply." The 100 hours is a little extreme, but I've seen things similar to "If that scares you, don’t apply." in descriptions before.
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Re:Wanted: Ninja Rockstar Code Monkey Hacker Unicorn
by dalbin on Friday July 01, 2016 @10:30AM
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Re:Wanted: Ninja Rockstar Code Monkey Hacker Unicorn
by xirdstl on Friday July 01, 2016 @10:52AM
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From the first link:
> Plan on working ~100+ hours a week during sprints
And the second:
> A lot of companies equate putting in long hours with productivity. We think thats nonsense.
Re:Wanted: Ninja Rockstar Code Monkey Hacker Unicorn
by SonicSoul on Friday July 01, 2016 @12:16PM
(#12017374)
wow.. so many gems in there
advanced JS (jquery doesn't count, cmon).
A big plus if you've scaled products to tens of millions of users
We'd love it if you've dealt with optimizing DB clusters, hadoop, relational DBs, Mongo, Node.js
~100+ hours a week during sprints
Unlimited vacation days
it's like someone had a brain fart of a job description during a drinking session and then went "fuck it, hey Bob watch this. <submit>"
Re:Wanted: Ninja Rockstar Code Monkey Hacker Unicorn
by gaius on Friday July 01, 2016 @12:42PM
(#12017648)
And with less than 3 years experience!
Re:Wanted: Ninja Rockstar Code Monkey Hacker Unicorn
by RKoutnik on Friday July 01, 2016 @12:47PM
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Author here, nicely done. That's the two sources for the real quotes.