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advanced JS (jquery doesn't count, cmon).
A big plus if you've scaled products to tens of millions of users
We'd love it if you've dealt with optimizing DB clusters, hadoop, relational DBs, Mongo, Node.js
~100+ hours a week during sprints
Unlimited vacation days
it's like someone had a brain fart of a job description during a drinking session and then went "fuck it, hey Bob watch this. <submit>"
advanced JS (jquery doesn't count, cmon).
A big plus if you've scaled products to tens of millions of users
We'd love it if you've dealt with optimizing DB clusters, hadoop, relational DBs, Mongo, Node.js
~100+ hours a week during sprints
Unlimited vacation days
it's like someone had a brain fart of a job description during a drinking session and then went "fuck it, hey Bob watch this. <submit>"