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Re:Judicial combat between a man and a dog in 1361 by alricb on Saturday February 06, 2016 @07:20PM (#11050803)
That never actually happened; it's a legend that was already found in songs from the 1100s. The 1361 or 71 date is from an invented marginal comment in an edition of Montaigne's works: http://gatinais.histoire.pagesperso-orange.fr/Chien_de_Monta...

Judiciary combat probably wasn't that common in the late 1300s, although it still existed.

Re:Judicial combat between a man and a dog in 1361 by magerleagues on Saturday February 06, 2016 @11:57AM (#11048490)
I would buy a printed book of all these stories. I am also compelled to redesign their website for free.
Re:Judicial combat between a man and a dog in 1361 by andrepd on Saturday February 06, 2016 @12:43PM (#11048756)
> I am also compelled to redesign their website for free.

I think it's fine the way it is: clean, light and straightforward

Re:Judicial combat between a man and a dog in 1361 by asciimo on Saturday February 06, 2016 @12:57PM (#11048815)
Charming, even.
Re:Judicial combat between a man and a dog in 1361 by sydneysider on Saturday February 06, 2016 @12:36PM (#11048721)
Count me in as well, it's such a nice feeling to actually find content worth reading these days.
Re:Judicial combat between a man and a dog in 1361 by bbanyc on Saturday February 06, 2016 @05:02PM (#11050156)
Trial by combat was only abolished in England in 1819, after the much-publicized case of Ashford v Thornton in which the defendant successfully called for it. (No combat took place - the plaintiff withdrew rather than fight the much larger defendant.)
Re:Judicial combat between a man and a dog in 1361 by im1983 on Saturday February 06, 2016 @03:33PM (#11049681)
Re:Judicial combat between a man and a dog in 1361 by swayvil on Saturday February 06, 2016 @12:11PM (#11048558)
This is fantastic. We need to do things this way more often.
Re:Judicial combat between a man and a dog in 1361 by malkia on Saturday February 06, 2016 @04:26PM (#11049969)
Oh, I'm reminded of this (the 1st article I've read about this curious oddity that used to be the norm in the past) - http://www.slate.com/articles/life/history/2013/02/medieval_...
Re:Judicial combat between a man and a dog in 1361 by coupdejarnac on Saturday February 06, 2016 @03:50PM (#11049783)
How apropos of my username here.

This famous duel subverted the will of the King of France, helping to bring about the end of judicial combat:

http://www.thearma.org/essays/DOTC.htm#.VrZbiHNMHqA

Re:Judicial combat between a man and a dog in 1361 by JoeAltmaier on Saturday February 06, 2016 @08:09PM (#11050981)
Could not a man with a familiar dog, perhaps a hunting animal, the property of a rival, cause it to rise against a particular person at a signal? I suspect the 'friend' of manufacturing the entire event, being the murderer himself. We have only his word on the history of the dog. He may have assumed its ownership upon the killing of the real owner; he was aware of the curious tradition of combat; he contrived a cute storey of animal loyalty to cover his vile act and misdirect attention onto another for the crime.
Re:Judicial combat between a man and a dog in 1361 by dfc on Saturday February 06, 2016 @03:00PM (#11049501)
Does anyone know: If there are any pictures of "the chimney in the great hall of the chateau of Montargis"?

The the name of the name of the "popular melodrama" that was based on this story?

Re:Judicial combat between a man and a dog in 1361 by iambateman on Saturday February 06, 2016 @09:52AM (#11047941)
Making a murderer season 2?

Shouldn't a man with a cudgel be able to beat a dog in a duel?

Re:Judicial combat between a man and a dog in 1361 by sp332 on Saturday February 06, 2016 @10:37AM (#11048128)
Depends on the dog. And the man. And the cudgel. Kidding aside, dogs weren't bred to be gentle house pets back then. Think something closer to a domesticated wolf.
Re:Judicial combat between a man and a dog in 1361 by beachstartup on Saturday February 06, 2016 @12:00PM (#11048504)
> dogs weren't bred to be gentle house pets back then

dogs have been bred for all sorts of purposes since the beginning of dogs.

Re:Judicial combat between a man and a dog in 1361 by sp332 on Saturday February 06, 2016 @12:26PM (#11048646)
Bred certainly, but not... teacup poodles, you know? This was probably some "working breed" and it sounds like it was on the large side.
Re:Judicial combat between a man and a dog in 1361 by lmitchell on Saturday February 06, 2016 @03:52PM (#11049795)
The Pinterest link to the statue submitted earlier (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=11049681), if it's supposed to be a depiction, makes the dog look pretty damn big by today's standards. I would not fancy my chances against it with just a cudgel... :)
Re:Judicial combat between a man and a dog in 1361 by charlieflowers on Saturday February 06, 2016 @01:08PM (#11048865)
I don't think it's even close. 9 times out of 10, a man with a cudgel should be destroyed by a large dog (especially one much closer to its wolf ancestry).

Even now, watching my very gentle Golden Retriever have an exuberant running fit, it's clear that dogs are much more agile than humans. All it takes is one miss of that cudgel, and teeth are locked in on the human's delicate skin, cutting in with hundreds of pounds of pressure.

Re:Judicial combat between a man and a dog in 1361 by marshray on Saturday February 06, 2016 @03:30PM (#11049666)
But single dog bites are rarely fatal. So you offer the dog your left arm and then cudgel him to death with your right.
Re:Judicial combat between a man and a dog in 1361 by tluyben2 on Saturday February 06, 2016 @09:09PM (#11051191)
If you can stand a lot of pain long enough. If the dog is determined and has jaw muscles and bones enough to crush your arm you might not be able to focus even enough through the pain to hit the dog even once. My gentle mixed breed refuge (who is roughly the same size as the dog depicted for this story) dog uses his back molars through rapidly bite through bone (and he just splits the few big dog Kongs we tried in half to get the food out) and that is when he is not angry or hungry; when angered I think the splintering of your arm would be enough to make you drop your stick in the other arm's hand.
Re:Judicial combat between a man and a dog in 1361 by travmatt on Saturday February 06, 2016 @04:22PM (#11049941)
I think you may overestimate how strong people are.
Re:Judicial combat between a man and a dog in 1361 by SixSigma on Sunday February 07, 2016 @02:55AM (#11052121)
Or clever. My associate was running from the police, had an Alsatian set upon him. He let it grab his arm then picked it up and snapped its spine over his knee and then fled.

I've had a dog set on me in a street fight. It grabbed my sleeve so I ran it its owner with it attached. He fled.

As for the cudgel, poor weapon on close combat. If you find yourself with a swinging weapon, use it like a spike, not a bat.

Re:Judicial combat between a man and a dog in 1361 by dawnbreez on Saturday February 06, 2016 @11:08AM (#11048237)
Dogs are both faster and better armed than men.

However, the man has better reach in this case, and is (probably) trained better than the dog.

It's kind of a toss-up.

Re:Judicial combat between a man and a dog in 1361 by amelius on Saturday February 06, 2016 @02:12PM (#11049232)
Dogs have less fear, because they don't know the inevitable outcome if they lose the fight.
Re:Judicial combat between a man and a dog in 1361 by dawnbreez on Sunday February 07, 2016 @12:43PM (#11053785)
I wouldn't necessarily call that an advantage, or a disadvantage for that matter. The kind of person who is locked up by fear in a fight likely hasn't had enough training or experience to win the fight anyway.
Re:Judicial combat between a man and a dog in 1361 by goetia303 on Saturday February 06, 2016 @09:44AM (#11047906)
Air Bud 1361
Re:Judicial combat between a man and a dog in 1361 by BWStearns on Saturday February 06, 2016 @03:02PM (#11049509)
Vainqueur Bud 1361

* I had to read the French wikipedia Judicial Combat section on the Dueling page in order to find that word.

Re:Judicial combat between a man and a dog in 1361 by tsuru on Saturday February 06, 2016 @01:58PM (#11049146)
Hootch 1361