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Re:Famo.us pivots, fires 20 employees by tptacek on Friday November 06, 2015 @12:03PM (#10520465)
Famo.us’ 15 minutes of open source fame have come to an end. JavaScript rendering engine Famo.us has pivoted away from its hardcore open sourced engineering platform which had raised over $31 million. It’s now refocused on commercializing the idea of powerful mobile web apps with a content management system for branded marketing apps.

Yikes. If ever I wanted a paragraph printed on a poster to scare me into working harder, this is probably the one.

Re:Famo.us pivots, fires 20 employees by snowwrestler on Friday November 06, 2015 @03:45PM (#10521912)
"It’s now refocused on commercializing the idea of powerful mobile web apps with a content management system for branded marketing apps."

[buzzword translator activated]

"It's now building another Squarespace."

Re:Famo.us pivots, fires 20 employees by zem on Friday November 06, 2015 @02:51PM (#10521567)
the bit that made me shudder was "Our mission at Famous is to empower digital marketing professionals to build beautiful branded apps that amplify every aspect of their digital marketing campaigns.". if you believe (as i do) that people just tune out and skim over everything that sounds like "marketese", that says absolutely nothing. surely there are better ways to say the same thing, that actually make people interested in what you have to sell!
Re:Famo.us pivots, fires 20 employees by coke12 on Saturday November 07, 2015 @01:31AM (#10523981)
It's a little flowery, but what about it is marketese to you? Other than the fact that they're talking to their new audience; terms like "branded app" are specific terms that have meaning to marketers.
Re:Famo.us pivots, fires 20 employees by zem on Saturday November 07, 2015 @03:20PM (#10526069)
what does it actually say? it's all entirely generic, and they're using a boatload of buzzwords to make it sound like there's more there than there actually is. the sad thing is there probably is more there, but that quote (which they've featured prominently on their webpage!) doesn't say it.
Re:Famo.us pivots, fires 20 employees by eli on Friday November 06, 2015 @12:07PM (#10520488)
I would be wary of assuming the problem was that they didn't work hard enough.
Re:Famo.us pivots, fires 20 employees by tptacek on Friday November 06, 2015 @12:17PM (#10520543)
Oh, I'm not saying that it was.
Re:Famo.us pivots, fires 20 employees by mathgeek on Friday November 06, 2015 @12:57PM (#10520822)
True, but that's generally one thing you can truly control about your work. "Hard enough" could be replace by "smart enough" or a handful of other terms.
Re:Famo.us pivots, fires 20 employees by idlewords on Friday November 06, 2015 @12:28PM (#10520609)
Maybe their next pivot will be to print-on-demand motivational posters.
Re:Famo.us pivots, fires 20 employees by samstave on Friday November 06, 2015 @01:04PM (#10520862)
Heh, that reminds me of a few years back, when I was at Lockheed I printed several demotivatioal posters and quietly placed them up around the office.

I got reprimanded by HR after they found this poster I put up in one of the interview rooms: http://i.imgur.com/dzk0YcA.jpg

HR was interviewing someone who was seeking H1-B and noticed this poster hanging on the wall during the interview...

Re:Famo.us pivots, fires 20 employees by vijayr on Friday November 06, 2015 @05:01PM (#10522356)
My boss (CTO !!) used to put up this poster with "I rarely test my code. When I do, I do it in production". Good times.
Re:Famo.us pivots, fires 20 employees by cfontes on Friday November 06, 2015 @01:23PM (#10521001)
Fired?

Anyway bold move, my office need a couple to lighten things up.

Re:Famo.us pivots, fires 20 employees by samstave on Friday November 06, 2015 @01:27PM (#10521031)
Heh - no, not fired. A gentle slap on the wrist... the head of HR was a good friend.
Re:Famo.us pivots, fires 20 employees by talmand on Friday November 06, 2015 @04:14PM (#10522082)
Today you would have been publicly shamed on social media by outrage culture and then fired.
Re:Famo.us pivots, fires 20 employees by jdp23 on Friday November 06, 2015 @12:50PM (#10520774)
or a platform for 3D-rendering of motivational posters driven by the information in the CMS
Re:Famo.us pivots, fires 20 employees by samstave on Friday November 06, 2015 @01:09PM (#10520888)
They should name it "synergy.js"
Re:Famo.us pivots, fires 20 employees by phaemon on Friday November 06, 2015 @02:52PM (#10521576)
syner.js
Re:Famo.us pivots, fires 20 employees by samstave on Friday November 06, 2015 @03:05PM (#10521672)
This one is much better, thanks.