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Re:Deno Is Joining Cloudflare on Friday October 09, 2026 @08:27PM (#50028237)
If it was truly “so many companies” then they wouldn’t be in this situation… reading between the lines here it’s clear Deno was not a successful project.
Re:Why Did OpenAI's Head of Ethics Chloé Bakalar Leave? on Tuesday August 11, 2026 @12:33PM (#49260779)
Obviously so. Raytheon is a private company that has its own equities to consider: including things like public image, legal liability, etc. The idea that the USG says jump and Raytheon says how high is absurd. They make choices and even advise the USG at times.
Re:Does creatine make you smarter? on Wednesday July 22, 2026 @05:24PM (#49013654)
The Epsom salt meme predates your “Web 3.0” thesis by many decades. I have no idea if it’s true but it’s not indicative of any new trend.
Re:Google will pay SpaceX $920M per month for compute on Saturday June 06, 2026 @12:38PM (#48426603)
Comparing SpaceX to an aircraft leasing company seems more foolish to me than a 94x multiple.

I understand the gist here, but come on. This is a generational company. It’s the only relevant space launch business, and has its tentacles deep in AI infrastructure as well. Maybe the AI bet is foolish — I don’t know — you should short it!

Re:GameStop Preparing Offer for eBay on Saturday May 02, 2026 @11:04AM (#47987027)
They have deep synergies in the collectibles market. There's a Venn diagram with eBay on one side and Gamestop on the other, and cultural characters like Logan Paul with his $16m Pokemon card right in the intersection.

This is a big market getting bigger. Americans have more spending money than ever before, especially at the top end, and the collectibles market is expected to grow as much as 7% y/y for a long time. That's like $50b of new spend every year. Massive opportunity.

I think this is smart. Gamestop is a vibes company, everyone knows it, and this is an opportunity to acquire a real business with strong tailwinds. Everyone knows eBay has been poorly run for 20 years. Even in 2010/2011 when I worked there it was running on empty so to speak. Some opportunity to take control of that narrative and grow the business in demographics with deep pockets would be huge.

Re:A Periodic Map of Cheese on Tuesday April 21, 2026 @01:57PM (#47852145)
What about human cheese?
He was well known in the first Trump admin.
Re:OpenAI set to discontinue Sora video platform on Wednesday March 25, 2026 @01:22AM (#47513604)
No, reading verbatim from a technical paper is way too dense. You need a lot of filler words to slow it down and repetition to make it stick when read aloud.
Re:Semantic ablation: Why AI writing is generic and boring on Tuesday February 17, 2026 @03:41PM (#47053011)
Every group want to label some outgroup as naively benefiting from AI. For programmers, apparently it's the pointy haired bosses. For normies, it's the programmers.

Be careful of this kind of thinking, it's very satisfying but doesn't help you understand the world.

Re:U.S. had almost no job growth in 2025 on Wednesday February 11, 2026 @12:39PM (#46978088)
Anecdotally I have bought 2 switches over its lifetime and never saw any of this ever. Just clicked “buy” on Amazon.
Re:What Is Ruliology? on Saturday February 07, 2026 @11:52AM (#46925295)
I don’t know, I’ve been involved in computer science for several decades now and cellular automata hasn’t really lost its charm. Seems like a cool thing to dedicate your life to!
Re:CSS now has an if() conditional function on Friday December 05, 2025 @03:00AM (#46157861)
Many sites do something like that in practice. The problem is the extra 500ms of parse+eval time for your JS bundle influences user behavior a lot on the margin, so it’s better to not force the user to wait.
Ultimately the choice of platform is about trust rather than capability. Apple has been a much better citizen historically than any of the smart TV companies.
Re:Accelerated Game of Life with CUDA / Triton on Sunday September 14, 2025 @04:36PM (#45243024)
The description/assessment of tasks is all plausible, but agreed, some of the execution can be surprisingly boneheaded :)

Case in point, I am building a cellular automata-based physics system, and there is seemingly nothing I can do to affirm that row 0 is "down" and row 255 is "up". The system just cannot grok it on a consistent basis. It has the ability to take screenshots, write unit tests, etc, it's just blind to the kind of intuitive logic we get with our human world model. So the code frequently regresses and gravity starts going in the wrong direction.

Re:Accelerated Game of Life with CUDA / Triton on Sunday September 14, 2025 @04:12PM (#45242850)
Coincidentally I am also writing a cellular automata simulation. I've blindly given your article to my software architect subagent, who has identified several architectural improvements that it can make and has converted these into tasks to farm out to other subagents. Thanks!

Just a glimpse from building software in 2025.

Consider that a subset of us programmer types pride themselves on never moving their hands off the keyboard. They are already "wired in" so to speak.
Re:Robin Lakoff, expert on language and gender, dead at 82 on Sunday August 17, 2025 @01:29PM (#44933270)
What a fascinating semantic mistake. Is it possible being long-divorced is more similar to being siblings than we realize?
Other words they like are "reflection", "expansion", "compression". These are fundamental, abstract, semi-monadic terms that allow the user to bootstrap an abstract theory. A little bit of "insight" (aka linguistic rearranging) and I've got a theory out of nothing. How does it work? Well, reflection and recursion of course. None becomes one becomes many. Can't you see the structure?

It feels a lot like logical razzle dazzle to me. I bet if I'm on the right neurochemicals it feels amazing.

This is arguably why it makes more sense to bring GH under the umbrella. Azure integrations need to happen yesterday. The future is full-stack batteries-included low-codeish platforms that are easy to launch with and then boom you're one click from the Azure product suite. Tighter integration is the only way to do this because of the inherent distribution advantages.
Github should have the product sophistication/complexity of Atlassian with the distribution advantage of Microsoft. Anything less is an execution failure IMO.

Not even mentioning AI, which is a huge opportunity also.

Re:A Spiral Structure in the Inner Oort Cloud on Wednesday June 04, 2025 @09:04PM (#44187293)
Our own solar system has what appear to be spiral arms. Very cool finding.
Re:Claude 4 on Thursday May 22, 2025 @09:23PM (#44068920)
How could you possibly know what an LLM would do in that situation? The whole point is they exhibit occasionally-surprising emergent behaviors so that's why people are testing them like this in the first place.
Re:The Jagged, Monstrous Function That Broke Calculus on Friday January 24, 2025 @01:45PM (#42815930)
Are there any hierarchies in mathematics that aren't like this? It seems like most hierarchies are constructed such that going up one "level" expands your scope so much that the previous rung looks like a drop of water in the ocean.

Examples include, for example: the Chomsky hierarchy of languages, where most context-free languages are not regular; Turing computability/solvability; and so on.

Re:6th-generation Waymo Driver on Tuesday August 20, 2024 @01:52AM (#41297186)
It's the exact same benefit as having your own car. It's a common reason people have to avoid shared transit.
Re:The Lindy Effect on Thursday September 14, 2023 @12:54AM (#37505127)
Sayings about how old things are surprisingly effective:

"Don't knock it till you try it" "Chesterton's fence" "Reinventing the wheel"

Any others?

Re:Internals of Async / Await in JavaScript on Monday September 04, 2023 @01:01AM (#37377279)
That's a toy example! In reality in a complex app you'd usually be aborting far from where the fetch is created, and you'd have large promise chains where the semantics of cancellation are non-obvious and even unintuitive.
Re:Internals of Async / Await in JavaScript on Sunday September 03, 2023 @01:05AM (#37367866)
There are a lot of issues with the ergonomics of AbortController. It's very low level.
Re:Internals of Async / Await in JavaScript on Saturday September 02, 2023 @04:12PM (#37365097)
I've had this same cancellation conversation many times with JS programmers. I think it's fair to say there's a need for standardization. Evidence for this need is network request management is really poor in pretty much all JS apps.
Re:Bret Victor: Update July 2023 on Wednesday July 05, 2023 @03:29PM (#36605836)
I think he does? Has he indicated he doesn't have enough funding?
You can do this with brown paper lunch bags. Put some popcorn in a bag, fold the top so that it doesn't open when it expands, and hit the popcorn button.

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