nonesuchthing

I wish them success, if only to keep everyone on their toes (the biggest change the MPU industry has seen in the last ten years is switching to the _slightly_ less bloated aarch64), but if I have to sit through the 10s animation on their homepage ever again I'm throwing my phone at the wall. Give me a whitepaper.

I like the guy, he's funny. I would say to keep him (on a leash), but if I could get endless 10/10 Chinese spy pussy I too would betray the AI race. I wouldn't cheat on my wife though, that's pretty low.

So close, but so far.

Let's see here:

LSV: Okay, whatever the market is limited to farm equipment and campuses but the agrijeep was a success despite that

Automatic: WHY. Cost? Maintenance? All so Paul Blatt can drive the thing without picking up the automotive equivalent of riding a bike.

Fleet sales only: You are fucking kidding. A lot of fleets buy exclusively American either by obligation or by habit. You lock out half the market for this thing right here.

28k MSRP: Dead on arrival, Slate, a Ford Maverick, the Fathom if it either releases. You are objectively paying more for less.

How Toyota. How could you fuck this one up so bad? I'm almost convinced that Toyota has introduced this simply to manufacture consent for America's lack of compacts. Make the absolutely least appealing package possible and then go "Oh well! Americans only want Toyota Tundra ;)"

Have you seen the new CPU architecture? It's on Mill. It's literally on Transputer. It's on Rock with Sun. It's literally on AMULET. You can probably find it on Itanium. Dude it's on Tesla. It's a CDC STAR original. It's on E1. You can program it on E1. You can go to E1 and program it. Get onto E1 right now. Go to E1. Dive into E1. You can E1 it. It's on E1. E1 has it for you. E1 has it for you.

In all seriousness congratulations on finding $30 million to launder and lose immediately. Hope your Porsche runs good.