Easily add a NSA backdoor to your Rails app (2013)

Re:Easily add a NSA backdoor to your Rails app (2013) by heimatau on Tuesday June 09, 2015 @03:02PM (#9687898)

I literally laughed out loud. Remarkable. Just awesome.

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Re:Easily add a NSA backdoor to your Rails app (2013) by AdmiralAsshat on Tuesday June 09, 2015 @04:20PM (#9688297)

Now all I need is a banner or emblem to certify that my apps are NSA-compliant.

(Realistically, they probably already are.)

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Re:Easily add a NSA backdoor to your Rails app (2013) by philip1209 on Tuesday June 09, 2015 @03:14PM (#9687960)

Auth could be improved - hasn't somebody leaked an NSA public key from another application that we could install? Other option would be opening it to government IP ranges.

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Re:Easily add a NSA backdoor to your Rails app (2013) by madez on Tuesday June 09, 2015 @05:10PM (#9688564)

Type Bits/KeyID Date User ID pub 760/13629D8D 1998/10/25 Director, NSA <[email protected]>

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And

Type Bits/KeyID Date User ID pub 1024/51682D1F 1999/09/06 NSA's Microsoft CAPI key <[email protected]>

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Re:Easily add a NSA backdoor to your Rails app (2013) by meesterdude on Tuesday June 09, 2015 @03:11PM (#9687949)

The one-click drone strike is a really great idea! Couldn't be simpler.

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Re:Easily add a NSA backdoor to your Rails app (2013) by avian on Tuesday June 09, 2015 @03:24PM (#9688003)

It doesn't seem to do anything at the moment though.

https://github.com/goshakkk/nsa_panel/blob/master/app/contro...

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Re:Easily add a NSA backdoor to your Rails app (2013) by SapphireSun on Tuesday June 09, 2015 @04:01PM (#9688202)

It should tweet it and some identifying characteristics that way the NSA can simply use their Twitter integration to locate and destroy the target. No need to make this complicated.

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Re:Easily add a NSA backdoor to your Rails app (2013) by smcquaid on Wednesday June 10, 2015 @12:59AM (#9690142)

I love the first issue - Add crypto ron's pubkey hehe: https://github.com/goshakkk/nsa_panel/issues/15

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Re:Easily add a NSA backdoor to your Rails app (2013) by NoMoreNicksLeft on Tuesday June 09, 2015 @04:39PM (#9688400)

No need, they've already done it for you.

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Re:Easily add a NSA backdoor to your Rails app (2013) by ianpurton on Tuesday June 09, 2015 @03:00PM (#9687890)

Brilliant. About time someone built this.

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Re:Easily add a NSA backdoor to your Rails app (2013) by x5n1 on Tuesday June 09, 2015 @03:01PM (#9687893)

yes 2 years ago. created soon after the snowden leaks.

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Re:Easily add a NSA backdoor to your Rails app (2013) by heimatau on Tuesday June 09, 2015 @03:02PM (#9687899)

Good eye. Either way, it's still funny. :)

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Re:Easily add a NSA backdoor to your Rails app (2013) by kelvin0 on Tuesday June 09, 2015 @03:32PM (#9688047)

Also need a Django plugin for Python

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Re:Easily add a NSA backdoor to your Rails app (2013) by humility on Tuesday June 09, 2015 @03:34PM (#9688068)

https://github.com/lvm/django_nsa

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