What is the difference between a Lada and a golf ball? You can drive a golf ball 200 meters.
How do Lada drivers recognize each other? They already met at the mechanic that morning.
What' two Ladas on top of a hill? Science-fiction.
What's three Ladas on top of a hill? A weird place to build a Lada factory.
[1] there's heaps of new-ish Mercedes, BMW, Audi etc (many right-hand drive) in Georgia which is confusing as it's not a wealthy country at all. I got talking to an Insurance guy who'd told me this is because Georgia is the end of the line for a chain of insurance fraud starting in the UK\Germany, where cars would be "stolen", claimed on insurance and then moved on + re-registered somehow in the next country. This process is repeated until they ended up in Georgia and were sold for a knockdown price because they'd already recouped their money many times over. Ex-USSR countries are really interesting and I'd thoroughly recommend them for a visit, just learn a couple of phrases in the local language or Russian to make things a little smoother :)
I've still not figured out how, if Top Gear was to be believed, how the BMW 3-series became the best-selling vehicle in the UK.
a.k.a Fiat 124
BTW, Ladas were (still are) exported to the West and did reasonably well as low-cost vehicles.
wait until you see NK missiles :)
I wonder how they get there.