Simsor
This project reminds me a bit of moxie's knockknock[1], where the idea of port knocking is kept intact, but with some added security. Plus, it seems really easy to setup, compared to writing dozens of iptables rules.
There are occasional slowdowns, mainly when using Firefox. The 16Gb of SSD are quite limiting, but it's usable.
I mainly develop using Emacs with various extensions. I've tried Eclipse and it wasn't even remotely powerful enough. I do Python, C++, Web dev and a bit of Common Lisp.
Be aware that dual-booting Linux isn't yet possible on BayTrail-powered Chromebooks because of compatibility issues with SeaBIOS.
What' two Ladas on top of a hill? Science-fiction.
What's three Ladas on top of a hill? A weird place to build a Lada factory.